“……”

"Why is this company's name so long!?"

"Don't make a fuss! how do you employees write when they go to issue invoices......"

"Hahahaha...... Funny!"

Just when the audience suddenly 'cheered', the lights on the field suddenly dimmed.

In the middle of the stage, Kakashi Hachiki had a solemn face: "Since you asked the question sincerely......"

Bo Feng Shuimen took over the words from the side: "We will tell you with great mercy." ”

Under the stage.

The audience's eyes suddenly lit up.

This opening ......

It doesn't seem to be like any other entertainment show!?

Sincerely asked?

The Great Compassion and Compassion tell us?

Don't make a fuss!

What do we ask!?

The four-wheel drive fighter sat in the middle, raised his head, looked directly at the audience, and had some blood in his heart.

Finally.

Finally, one day, he could sit in the position of the host, so he took over the words: "In order to tear off the mask of human hypocrisy." ”

Kakashi Hagi: "To subvert the shackles of existing ideas. ”

Bo Feng Shuimen: "Carry out the ultimate belief in love and truth." ”

The corners of the audience's mouths are a little different.

Tear off the mask of humanity?

Subverting the shackles of ideas?

Carry out the ultimate belief in love.

They can't help but have a question: ...... this show It's not going to be a chicken soup for the soul show, is it? But it feels like it's going to tear it apart at any moment.

I like it!

4WD Fighter: "We are the legendary ......"

Four-wheel drive!

……

There was a sudden moment of froze in the scene.

Or rather, embarrassment.

Everyone was a little dumbfounded.

This opening introduction...... It's really as they say, subverting their perception of the opening lines of entertainment programs!

Faced with this result, the eyes of the four-wheel drive fighter couldn't help but dim for a moment.

Sure enough, entertainment programs, especially language debates......

Even if you find a lot of college students at the beginning, can't you?

However, just when the four-wheel drive fighter was about to muster up the courage to continue, the audience suddenly burst into applause, which made him stunned for a moment.

"Okay!!"

This opening remark...... It's really a little different, it's amazing!!"

"Whoa...... Finally saw a language program that could arouse my interest in opening remarks!"

However, just when the audience was immersed in the novelty of this opening statement, the four-wheel drive fighter on the stage sat at the table and suddenly laughed at himself: "Who wrote these broken lines!"

Kakashi Kakashi also laughed and said loudly, "It's rotten!!I'll never say this line a second time!!"

Bo Fengshuimen chuckled, nodded in agreement, and shouted into the headset: "I can't write such stinky lines with a pen between my armpits!"

Kakashi Hagi knows this sentence very well, although it is a complaint, but the smile in his eyebrows makes people feel that he is laughing: "Teacher Bo Feng Shuimen and I have also published a lot of books, and your program team actually asked us to tell such a bad dialogue." ”

"Huh~~~~~~~!"

"Bah, ~~~~~~!"

The audience immediately began to heckle.

These lines are broken?

Bad lines?

Still holding a pen in his armpit and can't write such stinky lines?

Teacher Bo Feng Shuimen, Teacher Kakashi Hagi, the two of you have lost your discipline!

The audience was quite 'not convinced' of the self-complaints of the host and the two mentors, but the laughter and applause that couldn't be stopped at all proved that the audience was very happy with such an opening statement!

At this time, Uchiha Obito was already sitting in the audience.

Moreover, the position assigned to him by the program team was next to Mikoto Misaka, a few friends in southern Sunan, he looked around and found that everyone was laughing, not the kind of flattering laughter.

It's the kind of heartfelt one who is amused by this somewhat amazing opening line.

As one of the world's leading group companies in China, he has seen the production and recording of countless programs, and has also been a guest recorder of some programs, and has also sponsored many programs.

However, he had never seen such a stunning opening!

It's a stroke of genius!

Whether it's the opening that is a bit self-deprecating and telling the audience that our show is about subverting your ideas, or the self-complaining between the host and the two mentors in the back.

Novel!

It's so new!

He never knew that entertainment could be played like this!?

Maybe at this moment, he suddenly felt that maybe ...... If the Uchiha Group sponsors this show, maybe it will be able to achieve a different effect?

However, he only thought about this thought for a moment.

Language programs......

In today's society, it doesn't work.

The debate is dead, that's everyone's opinion.

But it's a pity for this amazing opening statement.

……

Regarding the audience's reaction, Sunan sat on the stage, just smiling, not surprised at all, but felt applause and cheers...... Not enthusiastic enough.

In his three-dimensional world.

"Wonderful Story" is indeed a very good show.

Whether it is the on-demand rate of the program or the positive energy transmitted by the three views, the contestants are constantly tearing up the jokes, but they are in a position of 'always imitated and never surpassed'.

Moreover, the word of mouth is surprisingly good!

Of course, this reputation is good, but it only represents the first three seasons.

From Sunan's personal point of view, the program "Wonderful Sayings" ...... The second season and the third season gave him the feeling that although they were not as amazing as the first season, they were all extremely good. It's a pity...... The fourth season has a bad reputation, and the inside story is too serious.

Pull back to the topic.

Just as Sunan was thinking, Ye Xiu, who was beside him, suddenly leaned into his ear and asked, "This...... You wrote the opening remarks?"

Sunan: "...... Uh, sort of. ”

In his heart, he added.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry for Team Rocket from Pokemon.

I'm sorry.

borrowed from your most classic words.

If I have the opportunity to meet you in the future, I will definitely sign you so that you will not be poor forever!

When Ye Xiu heard this, he nodded: "It's so-so, the opening remarks are still written in the past, and it's not in vain that I came to participate in this show." ”

Sunan: "......"

This kind of red fruit tone is really uncomfortable.

Where is this opening line so-so!?

What do you mean by coming to this show?

What a star you are!

Bastard!

Don't use your poisonous tongue skills against me!

Anyway, I'm the chief director of this show!

For Ye Xiu's poisonous tongue, Sunan has long experienced it. When he was watching "Full-time Master", he watched Ye Xiu's sudden sentence choke countless people to death, and laughed for a long time.

As a result, one day, when Ye Xiu was poisonous to himself, he was a little unaccustomed to it.

……

on stage.

The four-wheel drive fighter knocked on the wooden fish in his hand, and his face was full of smiles: "As the opening of the first episode of a strange show, I especially doubt that our title sponsor will be unsubscribed because of our opening remarks." ”

Kakashi Hagi kindly reminded on the side: "Anyway, we don't have any sponsors and title sponsors for our show, right?"

Bo Feng Shuimen also smiled: "If there is a title sponsor, you can save a lot of money." ”

Poofhahahaha.

No title sponsors?

The audience burst into laughter.

Is your program team so honest?

It's so pitiful......