【Chapter 341】Master, are you pregnant?
Hey.
The audience was delighted.
No sponsors?
There are no sponsors, and you are still so arrogant to say it, for fear that you don't know that others will know that your show is not sponsored!
Other programs are afraid that they have too few sponsors, so they have one to report one.
Do you want to be so honest, hahahaha.
Unlike the laughter of the audience, under the stage, Mikoto Misaka frowned slightly when she heard this.
Don't have a sponsor?
Doesn't that mean......
Mikoto Misaka's frowning appearance happened to be seen by Asuna, who hooked the corners of her mouth slightly, and replied with a smile: "Mikoto-chan, you don't have to worry too much, that kid...... Very shrewd, I will never do a loss-making business, you don't look at the layout of the scene, including costumes and props cost a lot of money, I bet ......"
"This kid will earn back tenfold, twenty times!"
Mikoto Misaka paused for a moment, she turned her head to look at Asuna, and didn't say anything.
It was Kirito on the side, who said with a smile: "Misaka-san, you can rest assured, with my understanding of several of them in southern Jiangsu......"
"They don't know what big move they're holding back yet......"
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Back on stage.
The four-wheel drive fighter coughed seriously when he saw that the audience was amused by Kakashi's remark that "our show doesn't have any sponsors anyway."
The audience also stopped laughing.
The four-wheel drive fighter solemnly spoke: "We are a serious debate show......"
Kakashi Hachiki hurriedly pressed the small bell in front of him, and suddenly made a crisp sound, and at the same time he grinned (with a mask) and shouted, "I can't listen to it anymore, you can pull it slowly." ”
Bo Feng Shuimen received: "The theme is called Blind Wonder." ”
Hahahaha.
It's so funny.
The audience laughed again.
……
Backstage, Naruto and Sakata Gintoki finally breathed a sigh of relief, and at the last critical moment, Sunan finally appeared, and now he is also sitting in the player's seat, and the effect of this opening is very good.
In any case, this show is the first program created by Sunan and the three of them, as the first program created by the 512 dormitory, they all hope that this show can be a smooth success!
Beside the two of them, Uzumaki Kushina crossed her waist and nodded.
"The show started well, and the effect was quite good, who came up with this?"
When Naruto heard this, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but straighten his back: "How is it? Mom, I did a pretty good dance just now, right? Let me tell you, I've been practicing this dance for a long time, did it scare you?"
"......" Uzumaki Jiu Sinai cupped his forehead: "Silly boy, what I'm asking about this opening dialogue line, what does it have to do with your dancing." ”
Naruto: "......"
Mom!
You're my own mother!
You said...... All right.
Sakata Gintoki covered his mouth and smiled lightly, glanced at Naruto, who was 'hit', and was about to call out the word 'aunt', when suddenly it seemed that something had been thought, and the word 'aunt' was changed to 'sister'.
"Sister...... These dialogues were all thought up by Sunan. ”
"Including the planning of the whole show. ”
"A few of us are just responsible for showing all of these things. ”
Hearing the title of 'sister', Uzumaki Jiu Sina touched her cheek, her face was slightly red and a little shy, and she said, "I hate it...... What sister is not sister, I am so old. Gintoki Sakata, your mouth is so sweet. ”
Sakata Gintoki smiled: "Sister, your skin is so well maintained, I can guarantee you, if it weren't for the fact that I knew Naruto, I really think you are only eighteen years old this year." ”
Uzumaki Kushina is even more shy: "I hate ~~"
Gintoki Sakata made a 'V' gesture.
Naruto Uzumaki listened to their conversation and couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "......"
Enough is enough!
That's enough!
Sakata Gintoki, you're shameless!
You're lying all the time, aren't you!?
This is my mom!!
You call my mother my sister, do you want to take advantage of me!!
And also.
Mom......
How old are you, don't you look in the mirror to see how thick your foundation is? Sakata Gintoki, that bastard said you were eighteen years old, do you really believe it?
These words were originally Naruto's innermost words, but for some reason, he actually muttered them all.
In the next second, the blood-red hair soared into the sky.
In Naruto Uzumaki's gaze, the 'amiable' mother in front of him exuded a strange black aura all over his body. Naruto could barely see his mother's face, only those two eyes...... Flickering......
Eerie light.
Naruto wilted in an instant, shivering and stepping back.
Mom......
I was wrong.
I don't dare anymore.
I don't dare to say that anymore......
Fortunately, the progress of the show saved him, and the four-wheel drive fighter on the stage spoke in time: "Every issue, we will invite a goddess, so who will we invite in the first issue today?"
Sakata Gintoki hurriedly shouted backstage: "Sister Kushina, it's your turn, Naruto's tent ......"
Before the words fell, the black aura on Uzumaki Kushina's body suddenly disappeared, and instead a shy smile came to the stage under the leadership of the staff.
Naruto breathed a sigh of relief: "......"
Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes: "Hehe, there must be a limit to death." ”
Naruto: "...... Phew, you're just shameless when you're silver. ”
Gintoki Sakata: "Oh? ”
Naruto: "...... Hehe, your sister. ”
Sakata Gintoki: "You can't live if you do your own evil." ”
Naruto: "...... Phew, shameless. ”
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The audience was also stunned after hearing the introduction of the four-wheel drive fighter.
Goddess?
What goddess?
Isn't there no sponsor for this show? If there are no sponsors, this show should not have any funds? And this show should have cost a lot of money just to look at the layout of the venue and the two mentors Kakashi Hagi and Bo Feng Shuimen to sit in charge, right?
Where did the funds come from, and I could invite the goddess?
Everyone couldn't help but look in the direction of the backstage.
Full of doubts and curiosity.
However, in the next second, the moment Uzumaki Kushina appeared in their field of vision, the audience boiled again!
"Ahhhh!!h
"Mr. Bo Feng Shuimen's wife!!"
"Ahhh
"Kushina, Kushina!"
"Kushina, Kushina!"
Amid the cheers of the audience, Uzumaki Kushina gracefully walked to the back of the table in the middle of the stage and waved to everyone: "Hello everyone, I'm Uzumaki Kushina." ”
Kakashi Hachiki stood up and said respectfully, "Hello Master." ”
Bo Feng Shuimen also stood up and smiled.
The four-wheel drive fighter stood up and helped Uzumaki Kushina pull the stool behind him: "You please, you please." ”
Uzumaki Jiu Sinai smiled slightly, and stretched out his right hand to the four-wheel drive fighter: "Armrest, help the mourning family sit down." ”
The four-wheel drive fighter stretched out his right hand like a dog's leg, and Kushinai sat down slowly.
Kakashi Hachiki on the side quipped, "Master, are you pregnant? ”
Break the power in one second.
Hahahahaha
Uzumaki Kushina laughed herself.
The four-wheel drive fighter also laughed.
Bo Fengshuimen shook his head helplessly, this apprentice of his own, really didn't forget to tease himself and Jiu Xinnai at any time.