Chapter 15: The Signs of the Zodiac
"Good!good!good!" Tong Hu praised three times in a row, and said with satisfaction: "It is worthy of being the person who wants to inherit my Libra mantle!"
Yingluo was shocked: "I didn't say that I would inherit the mantle of Libra!"
Tong Hu waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter what you think, you just need to know that this is something that has been decided a long time ago!"
Yingluo continued to be shocked: "When was it decided?"
Tong Hu smiled and said, "Just now, the old man personally decided!"
Yingluo: "......"
Just now you "decided" a yarn!
"What's the matter, look down on the old man?" Tong Hu raised his eyebrows and said: "Don't look at the old man's appearance, it is also the official establishment registered in the Holy Land, and the working experience alone is more than 200 years, which is the same level as the Pope, and it is the kind that can still receive white-collar allowances for several years after death." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Mess with the old man, you are simply one step to the sky!"
Yingluo said weakly, "Can I ask what will happen if I refuse?"
"Refusal?" Tong Hu narrowed his eyes: "The old man has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for many years, and no one has ever rejected the old man, do you know why?"
"Why?"
Tong Hu snorted: "Because the people who rejected the old man are already dead!"
Yingluo's mouth twitched: "Old man...... Mighty!" She always felt that what she was facing now was not the golden saint of love and justice, but an underworld gangster who bullied men and women.
Tong Hu made the final decision: "It's decided, let's start practicing from tomorrow." It's not that I said, your little universe is only intermediate in the sixth sense, and it's a shame for me to say it if you can't go up or down. ”
Well, you took the initiative to teach, and I don't have a reason to refuse, do I?
Thinking so, Yingluo agreed.
As a result, life in Lushan has become very simple.
During the day, I went up the mountain to train, and at night I went back to the guest house to sleep.
The bears were thrown into the Hantan brand washing machine every day to wash all the lead, and after being half dead, they were thrown to the shore to dry, and then continued to wash the lead, and so on until the end of the day. And Yingluo is very simple, Tong Hu gave her the task of improving the small universe as soon as possible, and the method is also simple, that is, drinking. This old man and young man drink from morning to night every day, and they are in a posture of drowning in Jiugang.
According to Tong Hu's words, the small universe is actually a person's heart, and if you want to intuitively face a person's heart, the best way is to drink, because only after getting drunk, people's surface consciousness will lose control, put aside the shackles of the world, and the deep consciousness will float up, which is the heart of people.
Yingluo thinks that this is the same as looking at character from wine, some people are drunk and turn into beasts, chickens and dogs are annoying, and some people fall asleep when they are drunk, and they are safe and stable. Whether it's good or bad doesn't matter, at least you can understand what you want.
Only those who understand themselves can surpass themselves!
Of course, there are many ways to face the heart, not only drinking, but also hypnosis or collapse therapy. It's just that Tong Hu is an old drunkard, Yingluo is a little drunkard, the two hit it off, and if they say anything, they just start drinking.
In the end, the two drank up 24 boxes of "Central Special" in three months, and Yingluo's small universe also rose from the intermediate level of the six senses to the peak of the sixth sense. Tong Hu burped with relief, and said with drunken eyes: "Yes, yes, the old man is not as good as you at your age." But the next road is much more difficult, you have to sacrifice your life and forget death to understand, and others can't teach you if you want to. ”
Yingluo was also too drunk, and he felt that his brain was full of wine, and it sounded loudly when he flickered. She bared her tongue and asked, "What, what do you mean?"
Tong Hu was drunk at the moment, and dared to say anything: "What is a Saint Seiya? Is it a thug? Whose thug is it? The thug of the goddess! In fact, this holy domain is like a gang, the goddess is the boss, and the Saint Seiya is the younger brother." The boss didn't let us eat dry food, but at the critical moment, he had to risk his life to cut people! I have also been the boss and know the psychology of the boss. So many little brothers can't remember it at all, only those who can fight tough battles and dare to work hard can win the favor of the boss!"
Yingluo's head was sweating when he listened, just well, and he didn't answer.
As the saying goes, wine is bold and courageous, not to mention Tong Hu, an old gangster, the more he talked, the more he looked up, picked up the cup and looked up, and when he lowered his head, his eyes were red: "Actually, I know that the boss eats meat, and the younger brother can have soup to drink." No matter how much land is grabbed, it can't fall into the hands of the younger brother. But it's those old brothers who have suffered me, and they all died miserably......"
"Slurr!" said Yingluo, who had fallen asleep.
Tong Hu glanced at her, and scolded in his heart: The stinky girl monkey spirit monkey spirit, actually pretending to be asleep! At that moment, he snorted coldly, and poured all his anger on the group of candidates below, and the speed of the washing machine doubled, and immediately there was a ghost crying wolf howl.
Yingluo pretended not to know, and said in his heart, you are the saint warrior of the goddess, but I am not. What does the labor dispute within your gang have to do with me, and I am not from the Labor Bureau, so I can't control this matter!
Anyway, after this time, Tong Hu didn't mention this matter again, and Yingluo naturally thought that he had amnesia. However, she always felt that this old gangster deliberately retaliated against herself, because the central special supply was replaced by a two-pot head, which is the kind of one bottle in the Yamashita Guest House, which tastes like industrial alcohol, and it is very high.
Yingluo said that I am still a child, do you use these things to water the flowers of the motherland?
As a result, the next day, even the second pot head was gone, and it was all replaced by Wahaha......
Tong Hu said: What kind of wine do children drink, drink milk!
The angry Yingluo directly threw Wahaha to Saga and them, and the direct consequence was to fight for the ownership of Wahaha, these bear children simply staged a full martial arts, and even used the small universe.
Ah, right. Without exception, these bear children have comprehended the small universe in the middle of the month in the third month, and they should really be worthy of being the geniuses selected by the Holy Domain. Of course, their level is still in the early stage of the sixth sense, and it can't be compared with Yingluo, a pervert who can gain experience points by drinking.
Now that it's the season of late summer and early autumn, Tong Hu and the gangsters don't know what kind of neurosis they have, so they have a stargazing conference. How can the bear child have the feeling of looking at the stars, but he is tormented by autumn mosquitoes. All kinds of eruptions in the small universe almost wiped out the eighteen generations of mosquito ancestors.
"Ahem!" Tong Hu was still sitting in his old position, he coughed lightly, and the bear child door hurriedly came down. In the past three months, they have been completely tossed and convinced, and they still can't escape the fate of washing up the lead every day after comprehending the small universe, and they know that Tong Hu, the old gangster, is definitely not something they can provoke now.
Seeing that the field was easily suppressed by himself, the old gangster nodded with satisfaction, and said slowly: "Now that you have comprehended the small universe, it is time to start the formal course." ”
The bears were stunned, and Garon exclaimed, "Wasn't it a formal course before?"
"Do you think I'm a swimming coach? You travel all the way from Greece to China just to spend a few months learning to swim?"
Garon didn't dare to be angry, and said unconvinced that you are not teaching swimming at all, but teaching people to drink water.
Ai Russia respects Tong Hu quite a lot, salutes seriously, and then asks respectfully: "Didn't the teacher teach us the small universe?"
"Your little universe is all taught by the Pope's old god, what does it have to do with me. Tong Hu said unhappily: "I won't teach such superficial things!"
Shallow?
The bear children almost didn't cry when they heard it, they soaked in the water for three months, and almost didn't ask for their own lives, which is not superficial at all!
"Then I wonder what you're going to teach us, teacher?" asked Shaga.
Tong Hu nodded with satisfaction, or how to say that people who have read books are different, and he asked the idea at once. Seeing that the bear children below were all looking at themselves, the vanity of the old gangster was also greatly satisfied, and he said: "With the sun as the center, the orbit of the earth around the sun is called the ecliptic, the ecliptic is 18 degrees wide, and the circumference around the sun is 360 degrees, and the ecliptic plane includes the orbits of all the planets, and also contains constellations, which happens to have a constellation in about every 30 degrees, a total of twelve constellations, called the zodiac signs!"
The bear children opened their mouths wide, and although they couldn't understand it, they always felt that it was very powerful!