Chapter XVI Approval of Strips
As soon as he heard the signs of the zodiac, Yingluo knew that the big drama was coming. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
She clearly remembered that in addition to the five immortal Xiaoqiang who were hanging up, the twelve golden bosses were the most powerful. It's just that it's a long time ago, and she only remembers twelve constellations, but she can't remember the specific names. Anyway, Tong Hu is a Libra and didn't run away, it seems that he will rejuvenate or something, needless to say, it was Athena who hung the sky to make a yin person.
Tong Hu looked at the bear child below proudly, coughed and continued: "According to the order, these twelve constellations are Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Lion, Virgin, Libra, Scorpio, Centaur, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces!
The bear children scratched their ears and cheeks excitedly, they have been instilled with the concept of the supremacy of the goddess since they were children, and when they heard that they could become the fighters who received the goddess recently, they were like being beaten with chicken blood.
Garon immediately jumped up and asked, "Teacher, how can we get the approval of these constellations?"
Tong Hu smiled, he understood the mood of these Saint Seiyas, and thought that he himself was similar to Garon back then. He raised his hand and pointed to the starry sky and said, "If you want to be recognized by the constellation, you must first know the constellation." Come, I will show you the twelve constellations. The first one, Aries, are the stars, and you see, they don't look like a lying Aries?"
Bears: "Wow, it seems!"
"And then the second one, Taurus, is made up of these stars, and doesn't it look like a majestic bull?"
"It's like it, it's like it!"
"And then the third, Gemini ......"
Tong Hu has changed from an old gangster to a hard-working gardener, and the alternate fighters have also changed from bear children to active and studious good babies. One side teaches seriously, the other side works hard, a wonderful picture of teachers and students having fun together, and a wind of peach and plum is blowing in the face.
Yingluo looked at the sky with a strange face, then at the old gangster, then at the sky, and then at the bear child, and felt that his stomach hurt very much.
How do you see this, O white sheep, O golden calf?
It's obviously just stars, why do you turn into mountain fowl and seafood in your mouth?
The most exaggerated is Aquarius, which can still be seen as a kettle...... You don't have any bold ideas, do you?
Yingluo thinks that her understanding is quite good, but if she wants to see a few stars as a vivid picture, she can only say that the concubine can't do it!
"Teacher, what is Capricorn?"
"Oh, it's the old goat. ”
"That's Capricorn is Capricorn. ”
The same can be said. ”
"I understand this, it looks like a goat. ”
Yingluo followed the bear child's gaze, where did the old goat come from, and saw a fluttering moth flying over slowly, okay!
Besides, aren't there sheep, why is there a goat popping out again? Aren't they all sheep? It's enough to be delicious!
Yingluo's current state is probably that the dog sees the stars brightly.
This is the first time she has been fully crushed by a bear child, squatting in the corner and drawing circles in a depressed manner.
It's not that our army doesn't work hard, but the enemy army is too cunning. A big guy who plays art, but he dares to say that he is a sunflower point acupuncture point when he draws a comic strip casually, and he can't accept it!
After living for most of the night, Tong Hu raised his hand to quiet everyone: "Your task now is to get the resonance of these twelve constellations, listen carefully to your hearts, and make judgments one after another. Don't be in a hurry, only when you reach the realm of the unity of heaven and man can you get the recognition of the constellation. ”
"Yes, teacher!" the bear children replied in unison. Some sit, some stand, some close their eyes, some look at the sky, knowing that they are communicating with the constellations, I don't know that I thought that there were a bunch of neurosis in Lushan who didn't sleep in the middle of the night and engaged in performance art.
Suddenly, Garon asked, "Well, something is wrong." There are only 12 zodiac signs, but there are more than 20 of us. Teacher, is there still a green road zodiac, a blue road zodiac or something?"
"Green you ghost!" Tong Hu almost had a brain congestion when he heard this, and said angrily: "Why don't you come to a three-colored color, wouldn't it be better to combine them casually! The zodiac signs are the zodiac signs, and the twelve constellations are the twelve constellations! Now that the reform and opening up has been carried out, the state advocates merit-based employment and open competition, and even high school graduation is not included, do you still want to have a good job in the iron rice bowl? I am not afraid to tell you the truth, only those who can be recognized by the constellation can become a saint warrior, and if you can't get it, where will you come and go back to me!"
The bear child didn't react much, because they had already guessed it. The Saint Seiya is very strict, and the training they have been in the Sanctuary shows that. The only thing that surprised me was that the elimination rate was a bit high, with only twelve places, almost half of the people were brushed off.
Now they didn't dare to chat, they all calmed down to communicate with the constellations, and praised the twelve constellations in their hearts, for fear of being disliked and looked down upon, just like the older young men who went on a blind date for the first time.
However, Garon looked like the eldest and my second, and said proudly: "I'm so good, if the twelve zodiac signs are not blind, they will definitely choose me!"
The bear child launched a burst of boos in disdain, and Garon was about to argue, but was kicked in the back by his brother, and he couldn't get up for a long time, which was very happy.
Tong Hu no longer paid attention to the bear child below, and hooked his finger at Yingluo. Yingluo came to Tong Hu with a black face.
"What's wrong? Tong Hu asked gloatingly.
Yingluo replied unhappily: "The twelve constellations are the twelve constellations, and I can't see any mountain poultry and seafood!"
Tong Hu was also puzzled when he heard it: "No, your understanding is quite good." Why don't you look at it from a different angle?"
"I'm almost upside down, and I still can't see anything, the stars are stars, that is, they can't be connected to the line, and they can't change into bleating old goats. ”
"Sometimes you have to think differently, come on, come on, you follow my rhythm, what do you answer when I ask!"
Yingluo nodded: "You ask, I will fully cooperate." ”
Tong Hu didn't point to the stars, but to the sky, and asked, "Do you think this night sky looks like a black canvas?"
Yingluo shook his head.
Tong Hu was not in a hurry, and continued to ask: "Then what do you think it looks like?
"Like a pot. ”
The corners of Tong Hu's mouth twitched: "What?"
"I said like a pot, a pot that has been buckled, and a black pot bottom. Yingluo nodded, and the more she looked at it, the more she looked like it.
Tong Hu's temples jumped suddenly, and he forced a smile: "You see it like this...... It's not unacceptable. And what do you think these stars are?"
"Hole!"
"Hole?" Tong Hu was stupid.
Yingluo nodded: "Well, the hole in the bottom of the pot shines on the sun, and the light is transparent!"
Burst!
Tong Hu almost didn't vomit out a mouthful of old blood. Even an old gangster like him thinks it is a very romantic starry sky, and this unlucky child actually said that it is a cauldron full of holes...... This is a ghost!
He was still angry, but suddenly laughed again: "A pot, it's also a shame for you to come out!"
Yingluo pursed her lips, saying that she was very aggrieved, she felt that it was like a pot, firmly buckled on the earth.
"Okay, okay, I won't mention the pot or anything. Now there is one last way, do you want to hear it?" Tong Hu asked with a smile.
"If you have anything, you can say it, laughing is like urinary incontinence, and it is strange at night. ”
"Urine, urinary incontinence?!" Tong Hu almost overturned Yingluo's front face with a Lushan Bailongba at that time, but considering that Libra was still counting on the other party to inherit, he hurriedly muttered a few words about the overall situation.
"Okay, okay, come back, what are you doing so far away?" Tong Hu beckoned to Yingluo.
Yingluo hid behind the big rock: "You promise not to do it, I'll just go over!"
Tong Hu felt a terrible pain in his brain: "I want to beat you, I can beat you even if you hide to the ends of the earth!"
Yingluo thought for a while, and felt that this old gangster was probably not bragging, so he had to walk over cautiously.
"Anyway!" Tong Hu was afraid of being angry with Yingluo, so he went straight to the point: "Every Saint Seiya must get any of the constellations, and this cannot be changed." But there is not only one way to gain recognition, in addition to communicating with the constellation like them, there is also a direct recommendation to the constellation by the recognized Saint Seiya. ”
"Recommended?" Yingluo repeated as if he didn't understand.
Tong Hu nodded: "It's nominally recommended, but it's all 100% successful, so I prefer to call it inheritance!"
Yingluo was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Isn't this just a batch of slips to escort, you are engaged in black-box operations?"
"It's a batch of slips, it's a black-box operation, what can you do with me!"
I have to say that the old gangster is the old gangster, and the domineering can't do it.