Chapter 604: How dare you say it

Poke work This is a term in the cross talk industry, which means that the audience can order their own jokes, and what he clicks, the actor will say to him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

This usually happens in the old teahouse, and the guy will ask when serving the guests, and some customers will ask for work, but the work will be smoothed and cost an additional fee.

Now this form is basically gone, the cross talk performances are all set by the actors backstage, the audience just bought tickets and sat and waited to watch, and they couldn't interfere in the program arrangement.

However, even in the old society, there are not many cross talk actors who dare to let the audience poke their jobs, because the level of actors is too high.

Poke work, you have to play whatever the audience pokes, what if the audience pokes one you don't know at all, what should you do at that time, are the actors ready to die on stage?

Even if the fan that the guy gave to the guests was written on the jokes of the actors, it would not be possible to ensure that the audience would find faults, so they would pick what was not on it.

Even if the audience is honest, just follow the point on the fan, but what if someone orders one that you are not familiar with.

Since the actor dares to let the audience poke the work, it means that he will not only know so three or five paragraphs, otherwise just a few words are written on the folding fan, looking like a lot of teeth.

If the audience clicks on what they don't usually say, the pressure on the actors will be great. In the program arranged by themselves, the actors will be familiar with the right work before going on stage. But there is not much time left for the actors, and if they can discuss how to get into the work and what the bottom is, this time is already very generous.

So poke the job, artists who don't have any real skills really don't dare to do it.

In the old social period, Mr. Chang Baokun, the uncle of the Chang family, was a good hand in this, when he was talking about cross talk in the teahouse, he made a folding fan, on which were written hundreds of large sets of large sets of large paragraphs, and then asked the guy to poke the work for the guests, and what the guests poked, he said anything, absolutely unambiguous.

It's the real thing.

Now that He Xiangdong is also here, Chen Jun handed the folding fan to the audience, and the audience pretended to look at it and said, "What is this written?"

Chen Jun clapped his hands and said speechlessly: "Yes, come to an illiterate person." ”

Chen Jun took the folding fan and said to the other person next to him: "Master, you can poke the work." ”

The man also spread his hands and said, "I can't read either." ”

Chen Jun was speechless, glanced around at everyone around, and asked, "Masters, you don't know how to read?"

The crowd shook their heads.

Chen Jun said: "Yes, then I'd better find someone who can read and write." ”

As he spoke, Chen Jun trotted two steps, jumped off the stage with one jump, and ran to the audience.

The audience exclaimed.

They originally thought that this was also part of the show, and all things, including the jokes to be performed later, were all discussed in advance, and the so-called poke work was just a show.

But they didn't expect Chen Jun to jump down directly, is this going to play really?

Chen Jun trotted away, found a little beauty in the audience, and sneered: "Master, you poke a job." ”

The little beauty was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

The cameraman carried the camera and kept shooting the close-up, and captured all the expressions of the two.

Guo Qing helped Chen Jun for a while: "Hey, what are you calling blind, this is a woman, how can you call it a master." ”

Chen Jun turned his head and asked, "Uncle, then what should I be called?"

Guo Qingdao: "Then you can call it Auntie." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

The little beauty leaned back and forth with a smile.

These people are so funny.

Chen Jun was also kind, and immediately said to the little beauty: "Auntie, you can poke a job." ”

The little beauty's face turned red, and she looked through the fan a few times, but she didn't bother to look closely.

Guo Qing quipped on the stage again: "Xiaojun, if your aunt doesn't know what to choose, you can also ask your other aunts for their opinions." ”

The audience laughed again.

The little beauty's face turned red at that time, and she closed her eyes and pointed at her hand casually: "Then this one." ”

Chen Jun took it and took a look, smiled, and shouted loudly: "My aunt has some work, "Selling Clothes." ”

Guo Qing took over the conversation and said to Su Mo: "The owner, the guest has ordered work, and he wants us to say a piece of selling clothes." ”

Su Mo said: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and invite our family's cross talk to come out." ”

Guo Qing said aloud to the audience: "Okay, let's applaud and invite He Xiangdong Xue Guo to perform cross talk for you." ”

"Good ......" The audience applauded and cheered, which shows that He Xiangdong is really famous now, thinking that when he recorded a program on the TV station, as soon as the host reported his name, the audience was all confused, but now it is very different.

Guo Qing, Su Mo and Chen Jun also left the stage, leaving the stage to He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, and the two walked out slowly in the applause of the audience, and when they saw the two, the audience's applause became more intense.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo walked to the center of the stage, Xue Guo stood inside the table, He Xiangdong was outside the table, and He Xiangdong clasped his hands into fists to salute the audience.

After bowing in all directions, He Xiangdong stood up and said with a smile: "There are a lot of people coming, and the empty seats are full." ”

"Wow......" The audience all coaxed.

This link is about to become a conventional rule, He Xiangdong's first sentence at the beginning is this old burden that has not changed for thousands of years, as soon as he finished speaking, the audience began to coax, and the cooperation was very tacit and harmonious.

Xue Guo was also laughing.

He Xiangdong's state was very relaxed, and he said to the audience with a smile: "Today is the first day of the opening of our Vientiane Guichun Teahouse, and our brothers are cross talk artists who are here to settle down, and we will have more support from you in the future." ”

Xue Guo held it and said, "How supportive you are." ”

"Good ......" the audience applauded.

He Xiangdong said: "Let's introduce myself first, my name is He Xiangdong, I am a primary school student in the cross talk world, and the teacher standing next to me." ”

Xue Guo was very happy to pat himself: "I ......"

He Xiangdong said: "It doesn't matter. ”

Xue Guo was unhappy: "Hey, why doesn't it matter if you come to me?"

He Xiangdong explained: "Needless to say, the audience knows you, you are Teacher Xue Guo, how famous you are." ”

Xue Guo said politely: "It's not that famous." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You are polite, I always saw you in the newspaper some time ago. ”

Xue Guo immediately smiled and stopped: "Don't, it's you who are in full swing with people in the newspaper." ”

"Oh ......" The audience coaxed, Beijing City is not big, and many people know about He Xiangdong's fight with those cross talk actors some time ago.

He Xiangdong laughed a little embarrassed: "You all know? Actually, the matter is not so serious, a lot of it is exaggerated by the media, and it is not a big battle between non-mainstream cross talk actors and mainstream cross talk actors, in fact, there is no mainstream and non-mainstream." ”

"Well, yes. Xue Guo nodded.

He Xiangdong continued: "In fact, the so-called mainstream is nothing more than actors in the system, and the non-mainstream is folk artists like us. There are also masters in the system, and folk artists are not bad, they are all artists who talk about cross talk. ”

The audience was a little surprised, looking at He Xiangdong's words, he was ready to reconcile?

He Xiangdong said: "Actually, it doesn't have to be very detailed, just like our teacher Xue Guo was an actor in the system before, and he also won the cross talk competition, and now he is also talking to us in the folk cross talk." ”

Xue Guo held it and said, "That's right, it's this reason." ”

He Xiangdong said of course: "Of course, Mr. Xue also won the first prize in the cross talk competition, this is the award in the mainstream cross talk industry." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand politely: "Hey, don't mention that." ”

He Xiangdong picked up the fan and spread it out, taking the fan as an award certificate: "We have all seen it, a big honorary certificate, the first prize, and Mr. Xue still caught who to show off." ”

Xue Guo asked, "Oh, what did I say?"

He Xiangdong poked the folding fan with his hand, and muttered in his mouth: "Uh...... Abba ...... Abba Abba ...... Abba Bar ......"

Xue Guo exclaimed, "Huh, dumb?"

The audience was shocked and laughed, you really dare to say it.