Director Zhao was frightened at that time, and the fat on his face trembled a few times. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xiao Wang's eyes were full of little stars, and it was the first time he had seen an artist who spoke so stinging in public.

Su Mo was speechless and choked, unable to speak with her mouth open.

The people in the program team were also staring at each other, and they were all stupid.

He Xiangdong was solely responsible for the cross talk performance in the second half, they hadn't seen the book, He Xiangdong hadn't let them see the book, in fact, He Xiangdong didn't have a book himself.

So He Xiangdong let himself go on stage, He Xiangdong said: "That's not it, your mainstream cross talk industry all talks about internal unity, and no one can be offended." The actors over there were arguing so much about this first prize that they were about to fight, and the leader looked at it, yo, this is not good, forget it, give the award to the dumb. ”

Xue Guo's eyes widened: "He Xiangdong, don't talk nonsense, it's okay if you offend others, don't take me with you, my little arms and legs can't stand it." ”

"Woo......" The audience was heckling.

He Xiangdong said: "Don't you often say that sarcasm is the essence of comedy, and the essence of cross talk is also sarcasm, which you said." ”

Xue Guo was stunned, waved his hand and said, "Then we can't be scolded." ”

"Calling ......" The audience coaxed again, this cross talk is really exciting.

He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and smiled evilly: "Look, tell the truth." ”

"Hi. Xue Guo hurriedly waved his hand again and again.

Many scholars believe that comedy, including cross talk, needs irony, and that irony is the root of comedy.

It's just that now comedies don't dare to satirize, who is satirizing, who is satirizing, satirizing the government? Who dares to satirize the common people, and people are still not willing to listen to it? Satirizing uncivilized phenomena? I have long been tired of hearing the same old talk, and I can't get new ideas for satirizing.

So He Xiangdong always thinks that cross talk can be satirical, it has the function of satire, but its essence is definitely not sarcasm, you can't ask all cross talk to be sarcastic.

The audience doesn't want to listen to satire all day long, and in a larger sense, satire is just a need for political propaganda, not comedy itself.

……

He Xiangdong said: "But having said that, it doesn't matter whether it is mainstream or folk, as long as you can talk about cross talk well." Everyone is in the same industry, and they are all ancestors, so it is not an exaggeration to say that they are their own family. Everyone works together to make this industry bigger and better, only by making the cake bigger, can everyone share more, otherwise just the three melons and two dates, you grab a piece of rotten winter melon, and you are happy to be like something, this is not interesting. ”

Xue Guo immediately said: "This is the truth." ”

"Good. The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong continued: "Actually, cross talk is just like that, everyone talks about cross talk, and they all pay attention to the four homework. ”

Xue Guo took the conversation: "Oh, which four?"

He Xiangdong said: "Let's talk and sing." ”

Xue Guo said: "You introduce to everyone. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Talking about learning to sing, saying that the most clean mouth, and not stammering with a big tongue, this is the most important and the most basic." If you learn, there will be a lot, learn to fly in the sky, run on the ground, and jump in the grass, all of which are all called learning, including learning opera, opera, and singing. ”

"You may ask, this opera song is obviously sung, how did it become a learning. Hey, this is really learning, this is called learning to sing, opera songs have their special actors, we are learning to sing from them, so this is called learning to sing. ”

A lot of the audience got it.

Xue Guo held it and asked, "What is the singing in the cross talk?"

He Xiangdong said: "The singing in cross talk refers to Taiping lyrics, which is the main singing of cross talk, and it is a must for cross talk actors." ”

Xue Guo said: "Oh? Then you have to come up with two sentences for us to hear." ”

He Xiangdong asked Xue Guo, "What's coming?"

Someone in the audience shouted: "Persuade people." ”

"It's too public to sell noodles. ”

There are only two sparse sounds, He Xiangdong knows that there are frequent visitors to Xiangwen Society, and people who don't go often generally don't know so clearly.

He Xiangdong immediately turned his head to the audience: "Oh, there are people here who shout to persuade people, and there are also people who shout Taigong to sell noodles, these are two people who understand." Security, come, get these two out. ”

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

Xue Guo was surprised: "Huh, get it out?"

He Xiangdong said decisively: "You can't let people who understand stay here. ”

Xue Guo clapped his hands and said, "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said: "Someone just said that they want to listen to the persuasion side, and some people shout that they want to listen to the Taiping noodles, it's okay, so let's have a skeleton sigh." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Huh, you don't choose any of them?"

He Xiangdong made do: "Hey, this is the same as the first prize in the cross talk competition you won." ”

Xue Guo was speechless: "Okay, your cross talk is still continuous." ”

The audience was overjoyed.

He Xiangdong took it seriously, took out the jade, and said to the audience: "This is called jade, it is used to sing Taiping lyrics, I will sing a few words to everyone." ”

The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong hit the jade in his hand, and after fixing the plank, he opened his mouth and sang.

"Zhuang Gong beat his horse and came down the mountain,

Met the skeleton and fell to the dust.

That Zhuangzi Hugh was sympathetic when he saw it,

Take a gourd from behind your back,

took out a golden pill from the gourd,

It's half red and half white.

Red Pill is a man,

The white pill is a cure for the women's skirt hairpin.

Pry open the trismus and pour the medicine,

The skull stood to its feet. ”

……

Zhuangzi Hugh heard this long sigh,

The villain has to think about wealth when he gets his life.

I can't say enough of this skull sigh,

I wish you all joy in your family, and there will be no calamity. ”

The skull sigh is a short paragraph, just about a dozen sentences, telling the story of the greedy villain, He Xiangdong sang it very tastefully, and the audience liked it very much.

Many people who have not heard the lyrics of Taiping feel very good when they hear it.

Xue Guo took the lead and shouted hello, and the audience also applauded the face.

The program time of "Vientiane Returns to Spring" is also forty-five minutes, and the previous guest interviews have used up to about 20 minutes, and the cross talk performance in the back is actually only 20 minutes.

So He Xiangdong had to pinch some time, and he couldn't talk like he was in the small theater, he saw that the mat was almost done, and he was about to get into work.

He Xiangdong said at the time: "What I sang just now is called Taiping lyrics, this is singing, other than that, all singing is learning to sing." There are many things included in this learning to sing, if you want to learn a Peking Opera, learn a bangzi, learn a drama or something, learn to sing a big drum or a pendant if you are a quyi. But the most fun thing is to sell things in duets between two people. ”

Xue Guo asked, "Oh, what is that for?"

He Xiangdong said loudly: "Selling appraisal clothes?"