"Hahaha...... This 'welcome pack jerk into the pit' is so creative. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

In fact, 'unpopular' also has the benefit of 'unpopular', at least vegetable money can be saved. ”

"I'll it! This ancient 'makeup technique' is really amazing, and a mustache is called 'disguise'?"

"Deep-fried stinky tofu = deep-fried Bao Longxing, this stinky tofu seller is really business-minded. ”

"I'll go! Bao Longxing was by more than a dozen big men and strong women, this storyteller is really awesome, and 'making up' is really not illegal. ”

……

Since the debut of "Like a Flower", the jokes of "Jiupin Sesame Official" have been one after another, and in terms of the current plot progress, Bao Longxing is unpopular.

No, just look at Bao Longxing, who can't accept reality on the screen, with a puffed face: "How can this be reasonable!"

Then, Bao Longxing turned his head to Bao Youwei and asked, "Am I really that annoying?

In the next second, the audience burst into laughter again, because Bao Youwei's expression lit up, "Sometimes I feel like vomiting after watching you for a long time." After speaking, Youwei couldn't help but vomit.

Looking at Bao Longxing again, his face suddenly collapsed, and he pointed to Bao Youwei and said, "Damn! It's better to keep a little bit of honesty than being honest, you know?"

This line, combined with Bao Youwei's vomiting expression, was really incisive to the extreme, and the audience was amused.

As the plot progressed, Bao Longxing concluded: "What a failure! I didn't get greedy for money, and I hated everyone." Hmph, I must educate the next generation well, because children are the masters of the future society, and as long as they like me, I have hope. ”

At this time, a little pot friend passed by Bao Longxing, Bao Longxing grabbed the little pot friend, and said with a smile: "Hey, little pot friend, you are so good." ”

The little pot friend spat when he didn't agree with him, and sprayed Bao Longxing directly in the face, Bao Longxing was caught off guard and sighed: "How could I have thought of it...... A kid would have so much saliva!"

"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

Well, the audience was amused again, and they praised the passers-by and little pot friends, but it didn't take long for the audience to gag, the difference is that the real vomiting and retching are all because of the scene in front of them, which is really heavy taste, and people's imagination is very rich, so ......

Indeed, the scene in front of him is really heavy, the son of the Qi family's tuberculosis ghost, that is, the groom official, coughed up a piece of liver, and it slid onto Bao Longxing's shoulder impartially, Bao Longxing didn't know why, picked up the liver and turned his head to the groom official with a sick face and asked, "What is this?"

Immediately afterwards, as soon as the camera turned, Bao Longxing stuffed this piece of "liver" into Bao Youwei's mouth, Youwei chewed the "liver" while reminiscing about the taste of "liver", and then swallowed the whole piece of "liver" into his stomach.

The audience was so disgusted that they couldn't help it, and they all regurgitated their stomachs.

Originally, the audience still thought that "Jiupin Sesame Official" would not have an unappetizing picture, after all, the "Flower Girl" has recovered her male body, but now it seems that they are very wrong.

The audience wanted to complain, but they didn't have time, because the film was playing, and the plot was full of ups and downs, twists and turns, which completely locked their eyes and made them unable to take time to complain.

The thirteen members of the Qi family were killed by Chang Wei (played by Shen Tao), the son of the fierce sailor admiral, which also broke Bao Longxing's peaceful life and was involved in this tragic Qi family annihilation.

The eyes of the masses are bright, the "murderer" is undoubtedly the cousin of Mrs. Qi's "Chang Wei", but Chang Wei has a big official father who is a "sailor commander", to paraphrase modern terms, Chang Wei is an out-and-out "second generation official", and it is also the second generation of officials who are very bullish.

Although it is said that "the Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people", but in fact, the official level crushes people to death!

It is undeniable that Bao Longxing is an "official", but he is only an insignificant "nine-grade sesame official".

People say that "the first level of the official university crushes people to death", but what about the more than ten levels of the official university? Not to mention that Bao Longxing has been determined to be a corrupt official since he was a child, and he has long lost his temperament.

No, Bao Longxing saw Chang Wei revealing his identity as the "second generation official", and he turned into a dog-legged face in seconds, just when Chang Gongzi laughed wildly and proudly, Bao Longxing saw Qi Qin's (played by Fang Qingwen) look in disbelief.

I remember that on the day of Qin Lian's wedding, Bao Longxing fell in love with Qi Qin's family at first sight, who was married to another woman, so he didn't dare to meet the gaze of the goddess in his heart, in view of the weight of the goddess in his heart, his attitude suddenly changed, and he decided to be a good official!

Bao Longxing has a heart to be a "good official", and he is also determined to seek justice for Qi Qin's master, and bring the son of the admiral of the Navy "Chang Wei" to justice, but unfortunately he was unlucky, and met Fang Tangjing, the first litigator in Guangdong who "can turn white into black", so "Qi Qin's" was also framed from the plaintiff to the defendant.

Compared with the resourceful and calculating Fang Tangjing, Bao Longxing had no power to parry, and was completely played by Fang Tangjing, so in the second confrontation between Bao Longxing and Fang Tangjing, Bao Longxing was defeated, lost super badly, and the black gauze hat on his head was not guaranteed at any time.

In addition, Qi Qin's family was also wronged super miserably, the father and son of the Chang family, Fang Tangjing, and Zhengpai Chen County Ling were all raccoon dogs, and all the witnesses were anti-water, Qi Qin's family was beaten unconscious, forced to draw and detained, and was sentenced to "beheaded after the autumn".

Seeing this, the audience was furious, and they pinned all their hopes on Bao Longxing, expecting Bao Longxing to reverse Qi Qin's ending.

It didn't take long for the audience to be amused again, and look at this line, "What? ”

In the next second, I saw Bao's uncle and nephew kneeling down to the "old man's cart picture" painted on the ground, and the audience remembered that "Jiupin Sesame Official" was not a "crime-solving film", but a "nonsensical comedy".

Anyway, isn't this film too dirty? It's easy to teach a bad little pot friend.

Although Bao Longxing found the key evidence that could overturn the case for Qi Qin's family, he was also framed by his boss for wanting to "destroy the corpse and destroy the traces" and went to prison.

With the passage of time, the plot of "Jiupin Sesame Official" has gradually improved, and the audience looks at the screen without blinking, and laughs heartily from time to time.