The plot cliff of "Jiupin Sesame Official" is ups and downs, twists and turns, Bao Longxing took the "half of the baked cake" that his father handed him when he was dying, and went to Beijing to find his father's friend of life and death, "The Book of the Criminal Department" to help sue the royal complaint, but the Shangshu of the Criminal Department turned out to be the same traveler as Chang Kun, the two of them were in a nest of snakes and rats, and they were in cahoots, but Bao Longxing was sad, not only did he not make the royal complaint, but because he was unwilling to beg to go to Fenglailou (brothel) to eat the overlord meal, he was detained by the proprietress of Fenglailou as ***, but in fact, he was running to pay off the debt. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Because the heirloom "Qingtian Secret" was burned, and he had to do three months of "*** to repay his debts", Bao Longxing couldn't stand the stimulation, and the whole person became stupid all of a sudden, and he would only do things and eat instinctively, and this paragraph was also full of jokes.

One day, a fierce woman came to Fenglailou to find fault, only to see the fierce woman slam the table and shout: "Quickly call your boss lady out, otherwise I will scold her ancestors for eighteen generations." ”

The proprietress walked out slowly surrounded by the girls, and asked with a smile, "Grandma Agni, what's so angry?"

Grandma Agni pointed at the proprietress and said angrily, "Your girl has robbed all my guests!"

The proprietress said: "Oh, the guests go freely, they like to change tricks, and there is nothing that anyone robs." ”

Grandma Agni naturally refused to comply, and immediately released cruel words: "Do you want to rely on it? I want you to lose money, and then serve tea to admit your mistake! ”

The proprietress finally understood, and said with a smile: "Are you here to quarrel?"

The proprietress VS Grandma Agni, thus unfolding the most classic scene of "Jiupin Sesame Official" "Which one is stronger in quarreling kung fu?"!

The proprietress took the lead in opening the classic national scolding: "You gave birth to a son and didn't *** dad sell *** you yourself rotten *** love chicken *** big ass, you have no business yourself, and you still come to trouble me?"

Grandma Agni was scolded by the proprietress and retreated step by step, and then said "I scolded you", only to see the proprietress shoot back: "You scold, I died at the age of three, and my father died at the age of four, five or six. ”

The proprietress spoke quickly, and many viewers didn't hear what the proprietress was saying clearly, only to see Grandma Agni open her mouth wide and shout "Ah......"

As soon as Grandma Agni turned around, she saw that her old appearance wanted to smear oil on the soles of her feet, and she suddenly became angry and asked, "Why are you here, a dead ghost?"

Bao Longxing was completely stunned when he saw this scene, and he thought to himself, "How can there be such a good quarrel in the world?"

However, the above is just an appetizer, and the proprietress continued to gush: "I dare to catch any man you fish!"

Grandma Agni was furious, posed for the "milk dragon grab", and viciously threatened: "I'll catch ......"

The proprietress stepped forward and said, "If you have the ability to catch it, I will dare to be cool!"

Wow~ The brothel bustard is really worthy of being the brothel bustard, and those who are gods and horses are all floating clouds.

"I ......" Grandma Agni was speechless for a moment, racking her brains and unable to think of a rebuttal.

"I ...... You big-headed ghost," the proprietress was unforgiving, and took out a "ugly" word and asked, "What is this word?"

"I ......" Grandma Agni didn't know if the proprietress had dug a pit for her to jump, because she was very self-aware, so she didn't dare to say that the proprietress was holding an "ugly".

The proprietress dug a trap: "It's 'wake up'~"

Grandma Agni nodded hurriedly: "Yes...... Wake up. ”

The proprietress corrected: "It's the word 'ugly', and I don't even know the word ugly." You started fishing Kaizi at the age of three and couldn't catch it until you were forty years old, your belly was bigger than your breasts, and you were pressed by people in a quarrel, what did you achieve?"

Suddenly, Grandma Agni was in good spirits, and said with great pride: "The 'Four Golden Flowers' I trained are famous as the Jingshi, and they are the 'Bully of the Chickens'. ”

"Poof...... cough cough cough ......"

The children's shoes who were drinking water or eating popcorn snacks were suddenly choked by Grandma Agni's words, and I went! They really didn't understand what Grandma Agni had to be proud of? Even if she was "the hegemon of chickens," wasn't that still a "chicken"? It was also "a pair of jade arms and a thousand pillows, and a little red lips and ten thousand people tasted it."

Well, everyone's values are different, and the vision determines the pattern, so it's no wonder that Grandma Agni is just a sad old bustard.

is also an old bustard, but Grandma Agni has become the stepping board of the proprietress of Fenglai Building, and I saw the proprietress say: "They? ”

Awesome, 100,000 damage points?

"Ah......" Grandma Agni was so short that she almost stumbled to the ground, she never thought that the "Four Golden Flowers" she had worked so hard to train was actually making wedding dresses for others.

The proprietress continued to count: "Didn't they tell you? You are old, you have no money, even prostitutes run away, you are a waste if you don't die, you are not a good person, you are inflexible as a ghost, you are not reincarnated, you must be a pineapple heart in the next life!"

Grandma Agni was so angry that her hair was smoking, and she was powerless to refute.

The four golden flowers were puzzled, and hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?"

The proprietress said, "Shake it off after eating!"

When Grandma Agni heard this, she fell to the ground and foamed at the mouth.

"Fight with me?" The proprietress smiled proudly when she saw Grandma Agni lying half-dead on the ground, and ordered the girls, "Let's go!"

Bao Longxing saw that the proprietress scolded a big living person half-dead with her three-inch incorruptible tongue, and finally came back to his senses from the "stupid state", and praised from the bottom of his heart: "Amazing!"

Since then, Bao Longxing has found the direction of life, indignant, hard practice "quarrel kung fu", the emperor lives up to the painstaking people, after a period of hard work, Bao Longxing finally practiced the "peerless quarrel magic skill", blue out of the blue and better than the blue, even the boss lady known as "noisy all over the world" has become Bao Longxing's subordinates.

After that, the proprietress moved a group of quarrel masters to fight Bao Longxing, and then they didn't bother with the boss, these quarrel masters and the boss lady were not Bao Longxing's enemies in one round, and Bao Longxing also became the "No. 1 quarrel master in Beijing".

As the story progressed, Bao Longxing was named the "Governor of the Eight Mansions", and together with the "Admiral of the Water Division" and the "Shangshu of the Criminal Department", the three halls of the "Qi Family Annihilation Tragedy" were tried.

The identity has changed, and there is a "quarrel magic skill" by his side, in the third confrontation between Bao Longxing and Fang Tangjing, the situation has completely reversed, and Fang Tangjing has no power to resist, how miserable is it.

"Jiupin Sesame Official" is a "nonsensical comedy" that has won the essence of "family movie", so the ending of "Jiupin Sesame Official" is "good is rewarded" and "evil is rewarded", Chang Wei was sent to the "dog's head" and was killed on the spot!

On the other hand, Bao Longxing, resigned and became a rich man, and married two wives, and the last scene of the film is also very interesting and meaningful, the reason is that the current saint has "flower willow disease" and died young, originally Bao Longxing took the emperor's "dragon underwear" as a "Bao family heirloom", as the so-called "smell it, the spirit is a hundred times, shake it, activate the muscles and bones, lick it, and it will not swing around", but when Bao Longxing learned the truth about the emperor's violent death, he was so frightened that he threw the "dragon underwear" away.

At this point, "Jiupin Sesame Official" has come to a successful conclusion, and the audience is still unsatisfied, and they want to watch it again, but "Jiupin Sesame Official" is hard to find, at least in the week before the initial release, the movie tickets of "Jiupin Sesame Official" are in short supply.

Yes, the movie tickets of "Jiupin Sesame Official" are in short supply, and they are completely crazy, winning the single-day box office champion for a week in a row, and the box office has broken through the 1 billion mark in one fell swoop!