The audience was already leaning forward and backward with laughter, and there were already many people sitting in the small cracks in the aisle, all of them sitting on small benches, and they were already sitting unsteadily, and many people fell to the ground with this laughter. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The old horse is still comfortable, the old horse is now walking on three legs, and there is a big chair under the buttocks to sit on, very comfortable, and the people next to him are stumbling around, but it doesn't affect him at all.

The cross talk performance on the stage was also continuing, Zhang Wenhai looked at He Xiangdong and exclaimed, "Ah?

Hearing this, the audience couldn't laugh anymore.

He Xiangdong stopped doing it, and said in dialect: "Hey, what did you say, who is a hooligan?"

Zhang Wenhai said: "Don't you have a scar on your buttocks, and you still say that you are not a hooligan?"

He Xiangdong argued: "What's wrong with my butt scarring, there are more people with scars, all hooligans?"

Zhang Wenhai said: "Then you are not a hooligan, why does your village chief want to kill you?"

He Xiangdong explained: "It's not that he misunderstood, and I have no choice, I can't explain clearly, so I can only go to Beijing to join my relatives." ”

"Oh, hehe. Zhang Wenhai sneered twice and asked, "What about your relatives?"

He Xiangdong stretched out his hands: "I didn't find it, I came to Beijing for the first time, I was stunned as soon as I came in, good guy, the road is full of cars, coming and going, all non-stop, so scary." The building is still so high, I think there are dozens of floors. ”

Zhang Wenhai held it: "Yes, this is called a skyscraper." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I don't know, I'm still standing downstairs counting, one, two, three...... It hadn't been long before a little boy came here. ”

"Hmm. Zhang Wenhai responded.

He Xiangdong continued: "The man came over and asked me what I was doing, and I told him that I was counting the floors, ho, that person had a really big temper, and immediately scolded me, and said that the floors could not be counted arbitrarily, and said that the government had regulations, saying that it would cost ten yuan to count the first floor." ”

"Do you believe him?" asked Zhang Wenhai.

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course I believe it." ”

Zhang Wenhai asked again: "Then how much money did you give to others?"

He Xiangdong said: "He asked me how many floors I counted, and I told me that I counted the fifth floor." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "Then you gave someone fifty yuan?"

"Hmm. He Xiangdong nodded.

Zhang Wenhai was surprised: "Really give?"

He Xiangdong said: "Here, you don't know that this person is a fool." ”

Zhang Wenhai was surprised: "Are you still a stupid person?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course, he was deceived by me, he thought that I really only counted the fifth floor? ”

Zhang Wenhai: "......"

As soon as the burden of tiling and cushioning came out, the audience laughed.

"Yikes. The audience erupted in chorus.

At the beginning, this cross talk was accused of mocking the working masses because of these burdens, and it was later banned. But if you want to say whether this cross talk mocks the working people in other places, it is also in the strict sense, otherwise it would not be banned.

But the specific problems are analyzed on a case-by-case basis, and all the cowardice in traditional cross talk has the meaning of looking down on outsiders. Including the Jingyun drum, it was originally called the timid drum, and later changed to Jingyin singing, and then slowly became the Jingyun drum.

This kind of erroneous thinking of despised outsiders can't be promoted, but as far as a cross talk is concerned, it doesn't have the ability to publicize this and that, it's just to find a few burdens, and the audience is just happy, and people may forget what they heard when they go out.

Now the audience is quite happy.

There was a familiar shadow outside the theater watching this lively scene, but she didn't enter for a long time, she looked at the door, obviously the aisles on the ground were already full of people, but the No. 1 table in the theater garden still vacated a seat, and no one was sitting.

Ye Ziqing's beautiful eyes were filled with a little ripple, and he wanted to step in, but he still sighed dejectedly, and finally took a deep look at He Xiangdong, who was chic and free on the stage, and showed a smile of satisfaction and satisfaction, and then smiled bitterly.

His eyes swept inch by inch over every part of the garden, and his eyes were full of reluctance and nostalgia. After a long moment, she shook her head, took a deep breath, and turned away with a pretended ease.

Since Jiang Shengsheng began to stumble on He Xiangdong, Ye Ziqing has never come to Xiangwen Society to listen to cross talk, He Xiangdong knows that this is not about Ye Ziqing, and he also told Ye Ziqing, but this girl's temperament doesn't know why she is so stubborn, she just refuses to come.

It has been eight years since the opening of the Xiangwen Society, Ye Ziqing is definitely the No. 1 supporter of Tianzi, she can often be seen in the old Xiangwen Society, and later after moving to the Xiangwen Society, for four years, Ye Ziqing has come rain or shine, and she can be seen almost every day, and the No. 1 table is also her thunderous seat.

So even if Ye Ziqing didn't come, He Xiangdong still reserved her place, even if there were more people coming, and there was no way to sit in the theater, this seat would still be vacant. It was like this until many years later, and this became a rule of the Xiangwen Society.

No matter what the performance is, whether it is a small theater or a big stage, as long as it is a special performance for the Xiangwen Society, the No. 1 position will always be vacant, and many people are speculating whether it is reserved for a certain leader, and some people are speculating whether it is the exclusive rules of the Xiangwen Society.

There are many discussions, and even many people inside the Xiang Wen Society can't say it clearly, only those real old people in the Xiang Wen Society know a little, every time they talk about this matter, they always sigh and refuse to say more.

Ye Ziqing supported Xiangwenshe all the way when she was most down, but when Xiangwenshe was about to become popular, she left and left very decisively. Ye Ziqing is an audience, but in the eyes of these old people in Xiangwenshe, she is actually a member of Xiangwenshe, a part of Xiangwenshe's been with her every day for four years.

She's gone now.

He Xiangdong couldn't tell what it was like in his heart.

He Xiangdong knew that she didn't come because she was ashamed and embarrassed.

Yes, He Xiangdong did think so at the beginning, and the position was left to her like this, but after many years, Ye Ziqing never appeared again.

He Xiangdong was a little stunned, Ye Ziqing didn't come because he was ashamed, but not just because he was ashamed......

Four years, four whole years, cross talk is not a drug, no matter how much the audience loves cross talk, it is impossible to go to the theater garden for four whole years to listen, rain or shine, illness has nothing to do with it, and friends do not get together......

He Xiangdong, who didn't drink a drop of alcohol, had only drunk once in his life, and after getting drunk, he cried like a child......