Crosstalk is a language art and a type of comedy. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info laughter is contagious, and listening to cross talk at the scene is completely different from listening to the computer video at home, and the effect is far from the same. Listening to it in the field is much more satisfying than at home.

The current development of the entertainment industry is quite rapid, although fast, but on the whole, it is still in its infancy, especially comedy programs, which are still in their infancy, cross talk is not funny, and sketches are slowly becoming routines and rigidity.

The comedy art that the audience can access basically depends on watching TV, and even a considerable number of people still point to the Spring Festival Gala every year when they watch cross talk and skits.

To put it in slightly academic terms, the contradiction between people's demand for laughter and the current availability of comedy programs in society is already prominent.

The appearance of Xiang Wenshe just alleviated this contradiction, the audience is like a crop that has not been watered for a long time, and now it is finally here to Xiang Wenshe such a sweet spring, they have been hungry and thirsty for a long time and are not cheering, so it is reasonable that Xiang Wenshe has today's scene.

In fact, there will be no market for laughter at any time and place, whether it is in ancient times or in modern times, whether it is now or in the future, no matter what country, no matter what ideology, as long as there are people, laughter has a market.

To put it bluntly, cross talk is an art that makes people laugh, although a cross talk that makes people laugh is not necessarily a good cross talk, but if it can't make people laugh, then it must not be a good cross talk.

In fact, it's not that there is no audience listening to cross talk, it's not that the art of cross talk has lost its market, and it's not that traditional cross talk has been eliminated by the times, in fact, it's that cross talk actors don't laugh at the audience, because they don't laugh, so no one listens, that's all.

The way to save cross talk is very simple and rude, that is, to make the audience laugh, this is the biggest premise, if you can't do this, no matter how much you jump, it will be in vain.

……

The cross talk that He Xiangdong and Zhang Wenhai want to talk about today is called "Cowardly Bath", and it is also a program that has been banned by the mainstream cross talk industry for many years, because those people say that this show is suspected of satirizing the working people of Everbright.

The performance on stage continued, and Zhang Wenhai scolded He Xiangdong and said: "You also said that people are bad at learning, and you brought it all with you." ”

He Xiangdong came out with a sentence from Shandong: "How can this be relied on." ”

Zhang Wenhai said with a smile: "Yo, you're in a hurry, why do you even have the dialect of your hometown come out?"

He Xiangdong stared at the beads of his eyes and continued to say in Shandong dialect: "Whoever is in a hurry, who is in a hurry." ”

Zhang Wenhai: "Ouch, this is not in a hurry, I can't even speak Mandarin." ”

He Xiangdong didn't change it after he used the pouring mouth, timidity in taking a bath is a timid job, and cowardice is also called pouring mouth, which is the industry term of cross talk, which means performing in dialect: "This is not Mandarin what I say? ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "What do you care about looking ordinary, where are you from?"

He Xiangdong said: "I'm from Shandong, and I just came to Beijing." ”

Zhang Wenhai clapped his hands and said: "It's still true, this Shandong dialect hasn't been changed yet, I said you can practice Mandarin at home." ”

He Xiangdong hurriedly shook his hand: "I can't wait, I can't stay." ”

Zhang Wenhai was stunned for a moment, looked sideways at He Xiangdong, and asked suspiciously, "What's the matter, this is?"

He Xiangdong said: "I can't stay anymore, our village chief wants to kill me." ”

Zhang Wenhai was surprised: "Yo, your village chief wants to eliminate harm for the people so much." ”

He Xiangdong looked at him and said in Shandong: "You'd better say it according to the words, it's not possible to make trouble." ”

Zhang Wenhai laughed first.

The audience laughed instantly, this is not a joke, but there is no actor on the stage who talks like this, which is interesting.

This is He Xiangdong's ability now, he is no longer out of shape, he is a joke at his fingertips, and he can make the audience laugh no matter what.

"Yikes. The audience roared in unison,

Zhang Wenhai brought the topic back to the topic: "Where are the words, you, let's quickly tell me why your village chief killed you." ”

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves, and his anger did not subside: "If you make me angry, you will be as annoying as our village chief." ”

He Xiangdong looked at the audience and complained: "You don't know, our village chief, he has a big temper, but it's scary." ”

Zhang Wenhai held it and asked, "Yo, what's wrong with this temper?"

He Xiangdong said: "Let's just say it, there are children in our village who squat on the ground and, and they have a lump, and our village chief calls the dog to come over and eat, and if the dog doesn't come three times, he can squat on the ground and eat it himself, do you think this temper is big?"

"Huh. Zhang Wenhai screamed in surprise, almost not standing firm.

The audience in the audience also laughed crookedly, and there was a lot of noise.

He Xiangdong turned his head and asked Zhang Wenhai: "Do you think our village chief has a big temper?"

Zhang Wenhai gave a thumbs up: "This is too big, ordinary people really can't come." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Don't you know, our village chief is still in a hurry, sometimes this child doesn't shit, he takes off the child's pants and bites on people's buttocks, you see, I still have a scar here." ”

As he spoke, He Xiangdong was taking the back robe of his coat.

Zhang Wenhai hurriedly stopped him: "Ouch, don't move, this thing hurts your eyes." ”

"Haha......" The audience laughed again.

Zhang Wenhai is an offensive joker, often making bad things to the funny actors, and often being able to hold the other party speechless, he is also capable.

He Xiangdong said: "I'm here to show you how big our village chief's temper is. ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "I know that your village chief has a big temper, I already know this, you better hurry up and tell me why you don't dare to go back, what did you do?"

He Xiangdong said: "This is going to talk about our village chief's daughter-in-law, the village chief's daughter-in-law is also very powerful, she is a chaste martyr, once I met hooligans in our village." ”

"Ouch. Zhang Wenhai was taken aback.

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and said with three points of strength: "If this is an ordinary woman, she will definitely not dare to move, but our village chief's daughter-in-law is a chaste and fierce woman, so he fought with the hooligans, and before he was a little older, the hooligans were stripped naked." ”

Zhang Wenhai was stunned: "Ah? The hooligans have been stripped naked?"

"The village chief's daughter-in-law is a chaste martyr, and she has a big temper. He Xiangdong unbuttoned his coat and said viciously: "You dare to play hooligan, the old lady can't spare you today." ”

"Huh. Zhang Wenhai pressed He Xiangdong's hand and exclaimed, "What kind of movement is this." ”

He Xiangdong said confidently: "She has a big temper and a chaste martyr." ”

Zhang Wenhai scolded: "What kind of chaste martyr is this, Pan Jinlian is not as good as her." ”

These burdens were shaken out, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Woo ......" made a commotion.

waited for the audience to stop coaxing before the two began to speak again, a mature cross talk, cross talk actors must be able to predict where the audience will coax, and they must also reserve time for the audience to heckle in advance.

Zhang Wenhai continued to ask: "But this matter has nothing to do with you not daring to go back?"

He Xiangdong was anxious and said, "Why don't you understand, the hooligan was scared away by the village chief's daughter-in-law." ”

"Well, and then?"

He Xiangdong said: "Isn't the hooligan stripped naked, the village chief's daughter-in-law saw the scar on the hooligan's buttocks." ”

"Huh?" Zhang Wenhai was dumbfounded.