Guo Qing asked, "What kind of treasure is this wooden tool?"

He Xiangdong turned his sleeves over and looked up, and then there was a big job: "Then we have to talk about the Qing Dynasty, in the Qing Dynasty, the last years of the Qing Dynasty." In the Guangxu year, the Boxers opposed the Qing Dynasty and destroyed the foreigners. In the east of Beijing, there is a Xizongbu Hutong, which killed the German Chin Cha named Klinde. ”

"There is this. Guo Qingying said.

He Xiangdong is correct and round, and he came to a big mouth: "I was angry with the Eight-Nation Coalition Army and broke the city of Beijing." As soon as Beijing was broken, the emperor ran away. The emperor ran away, the Queen Mother of the West also ran away, and the ministers of civil and military affairs, the guards, the helpers, and the mess all ran away. No one is in charge of Beijing, the Eight-Nation Coalition Army has arrived in Beijing, you occupy the east, I occupy the west, he occupies the south, he occupies the north, and the whole is divided. ”

"At that time, our family lived outside Qianmen, Qianmen Street, which belonged to the territory occupied by Germany. The German chief was called Wadsey, who led soldiers to check the streets, check pedestrians, and search for the Boxers. There are not so many enemies in our family, reporting to the German soldiers, and saying that our family has hidden the Boxers. ”

He Xiangdong spoke faster and faster, and the audience applauded more and more, all cheering for this half-grown child: "When Wadsey heard this, he came to our house with more than 100 foreign soldiers. The bow is wound, the knife is unsheathed, and the muzzle is a big bayonet. When we arrived at the front and back yards of our house, they were all fenced. Wadsey led the soldiers into the courtyard, and looked at this house, looked at that house, searched this house, searched that house, and looked for the Boxers? ”

"What's wrong?" asked Guo Qing.

He Xiangdong's state is getting better and better, with a lotus tongue, and it is a pearl of words: "Just look at the wood in our house, just the treasure of our family, rest in this house." This wooden object -- so bright and shining brightly, that it scared six Germans to death. Wadsey took a look, poof, the fart was running around, and he was running away in embarrassment. It's good to start here, he won't check the streets anymore, and he won't search the Boxers. When the peace treaty was signed, only Germany did not sign it. At that time, the plenipotentiary of the Qing Dynasty was Li Hongzhang and Li Zhongtang, and it was panicked when he saw that Germany did not sign. ”

"'Oh, General Wadsey, why have you not signed it?' Wadsey said, 'Alas, it is not that we do not want to make peace, but because there is a household outside your front gate of Peking, and there is something in his house that has been lit up for no reason, and it frightens our soldiers to death, and if there is such a thing, Germany will never make peace!' The Minister of the Interior hurriedly knelt down: 'Enlighten the middle hall, what General Wadsey said is indeed true. Outside our Qianmen in Beijing, there is a resident in Qianmen Street, and his family has a piece of wood, which has become a treasure because of the age. It's not for nothing. "When Wadsey heard this, what was the matter? ”

"Good. The audience applauded again.

Although Guo Qing didn't speak, he was horrified in his heart, such a long passage in front of him, the nine-year-old child in front of him didn't have the slightest stumbling all the way down, and there was no feeling of a child's lack of strength, even stealing air without a trace, as if he really memorized it in one breath, this is simply incredible.

In fact, this is mainly due to the circulating luck method in He Xiangdong's ventriloquist that he practiced hard during this time, which greatly increased his lung capacity, and he can also store qi while talking.

Guo Qing was even more shocked and inexplicable, He Xiangdong's Liu Huo'er was originally stronger than himself, and now he is so powerful, and he can also ventriloquist, doesn't he say that he is going to lose this time.

Guo Qing felt unacceptable, and he also knew that the bet between the masters was to learn to bark dogs, and this was still the idea he gave, so how could he please himself if he lost?

In one or two clicks, this mind is in a mess, and the mind is also in chaos, it can be said that the current Guo Qing is not in the state at all, but He Xiangdong's state is at its peak.

He Xiangdong continued: "Li Hongzhang had no choice, so he brought the ministers and representatives of all walks of life to our house. Everyone asked, "General Wadsey, is it in this house?"

"When you look at the wooden object, you look at Wadsey, and you kneel on the ground with respect, and hold it in your hands, 'Oh, that's great! ”

He Xiangdong glanced at Guo Qing and found that this thing was not in his own right, and it should be a sentence here, but now it is gone.

At the entrance door, Fan Wenquan had already scolded: "Guo Qing, what's going on, he dares to desert on stage." ”

He Xiangdong could only continue: "Where can I let him take it away? What if he doesn't send it back? Representatives from all walks of life also mourned: 'General Wadsey, this wooden artifact is the quintessence of our Great Qing Dynasty and the history of China. Besides, it is hidden by the people, so it is still not suitable to take it away. Wadsey didn't do it, he had to take it away. ”

"The ministers of various countries jointly painted and escorted him as a guarantee, so that he brought this thing to Germany, and exhibited it in Eastern and Western Europe, and traveled to more than 40 countries. Ho! The reporters interviewed and took pictures, and the newspapers of various countries appeared on the first page, causing a sensation all over the world. He won the first-class medal at the Panama Competition, and then returned to China and sent back to our family for so many years. As far as our wood is concerned, it is really a treasure that is difficult to buy and cannot be changed!"

At this time, half of He Xiangdong's body was already in the table, and he raised his left foot and kicked Guo Qing.

Guo Qing reacted at this time, and before the soul had just returned to its place, he directly said: "This is not half pulling the lid of the pot......"

He Xiangdong suddenly turned his head, staring at Guo Qing in shock.

At the entrance door, Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan also stood up suddenly, and their faces suddenly became solemn.

Bottomed out!

Guo Qing planed the bottom.

There is a jargon in cross talk called "planing", which means that the burden of what others want to say is said by yourself, for example, the next thing that the comedian wants to say is that the burden is praised, which is what it means.

"Planing the bottom", there is a bottom in the cross talk, this is the last burden of the whole cross talk, just like the bottom of the last piece of wood sold in the five vessels is a half-pulled pot lid, which should have been said by He Xiangdong, but Guo Qing planed it, so that He Xiangdong could not continue to perform.

If the bottom is unintentional, it is called a performance accident, and it is a deliberate problem of artistic ethics, and the latter actor will be rejected by the entire industry.

Fan Wenquan's face was extremely ugly, and he spat out a sentence in a deep voice: "Something is going to happen." "The bottom was cut by Guo Qing, and now that the cross talk is about to end, there is still time to deal with it.

Fang Wenqi also stood, his face was equally solemn, he stared at his apprentice tightly, he still had confidence in this child.

On the stage, Guo Qing also reacted that he had cut the bottom, his face was red at that time, and he didn't know where to put his hands, and the whole person was stunned.

He Xiangdong also knew that Guo Qing didn't mean it, but after all, the accident happened, and the audience watched it with their eyes, but he must not die on the stage.

He Xiangdong suppressed the panic in his heart, turned around, and said with a slight smile: "The broken pot lid is my baby, after the baby country returned it to my house, it has been put away, and today I brought it to the scene because I want to talk about cross talk." ”

The audience widened and listened attentively.

He Xiangdong smiled and pointed his hand to the audience: "It's the hardwood chair where the big brother sits in the middle of the fourth row." ”

The one who was named really stood up and turned to look, and the audience also looked at him, and he couldn't be happy, laughing and applauding.

Guo Qing hurriedly continued: "I...... I...... you. ”

He Xiangdong ignored him, bowed to the audience, and immediately left. Guo Qing was stunned for a moment, and then lowered his head to follow.