He Xiangdong said: "If you want to talk about my baby, first of all, he has to be a bronze vessel." ”

Guo Qing said, "Oh. ”

"The origin of this bronze is not small, to talk about the Qing Dynasty. He Xiangdong's eyes were fixed, and when he opened his mouth, he said: "Since the establishment of the Qing Dynasty, all countries have come to the dynasty to pay tribute every year, and they are called ministers every year. During the Xianfeng period, the king of Goryeo entered the Qing Dynasty and had two tables of bronze ware. When these two tables of bronze ware entered Beijing, they were first sent to the Liwang Mansion. At that time, it was the Li Wangye Dynasty, and the Li Wang Ye looked at these two tables of bronzes, which were precious treasures, difficult to choose from all countries, and the best things, so he left a table in his own house, and that table entered the emperor's car. At that time, my great-grandfather was on an errand in the palace of King Li, and Lord Li cherished my great-grandfather's old and skillful, faithful and reliable, so he chose two things that did not matter in this table of bronze utensils and rewarded them to my great-grandfather. What do you say? The prince has rewarded it, if you want it, this is the emperor's thing, and if you don't want it, you are afraid that the prince will blame it. Hurriedly thanked the Wang family Chitose and took these two things home, but he didn't dare to put them on the table. ”

Selling five instruments is actually a live cross talk, five kinds of treasures and five big mouths, there are people who talk about history, geography, and characters, but it's not a simple job, if it weren't for He Xiangdong's solid basic skills, he really wouldn't dare to come to this.

Whether the work is good or not, you will know after a try, this He Xiangdong memorized it all the way, Guo Qing was suddenly shocked in his heart, this junior brother's work is amazing, fortunately he didn't get distracted at this time, and quickly took it: "Why didn't you dare to put it?"

He Xiangdong also responded: "This is a royal thing, who dares to use it, my great-grandfather buried this porcelain in the back garden, and I really expect the children and grandchildren of the future generations to eat this, wow, to the twelfth year of Guangxu, it is not much to leak the rumors, and it is known by the imperial historian, and the imperial historian participated in a book before the emperor's driving, saying that my family has a private tribute treasure, and there is a crime of defrauding the king, the emperor is furious, and sent officers and soldiers to our house to check this thing. When I got to our house, I went straight to the backyard and dug this thing out. Dig things out, tie up my great-grandfather, and tie them up to the Three Law Divisions for interrogation. Dali Temple Zhengqing, Criminal Department Shangshu, Inspectorate General Constitution. Jiutang will be tried, and after two and a half years of lawsuits, if it weren't for the favor of the Liwang Mansion, he would have died in it. It's for this bronze vessel!"

"Good ......" The audience applauded, and these two paragraphs were too neat.

He Xiangdong was so tired that the green tendons on his neck were faintly out.

Guo Qing hurriedly asked, "What is this bronze vessel?"

He Xiangdong said proudly: "It's just two teapot beams." ”

Guo Qing opened his mouth wide: "Ah?

He Xiangdong's face was straight, and he shouted: "If I feel sorry for the two teapot beams, I am a leek." ”

Guo Qing asked again, "Then what else?"

He Xiangdong said: "There are two screws on it." ”

The audience laughed.

Guo Qingyi covered his face and said disdainfully: "What does this matter?"

He Xiangdong turned around and said, "It doesn't work?"

Guo Qingdao: "That's not, it's not worth it." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "It's worthless, it's okay, I still have a treasure at home." ”

Guo Qing became interested and asked, "Ho, what a baby." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is an iron tool, as soon as I think of this treasure in my family, I ...... I'll just ......"

He Xiangdong hid his face and cried.

Guo Qing hurriedly stopped him and said, "Okay, don't cry, hurry up and tell us about your iron tool." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is going to talk about my second great-ancestor." ”

Guo Qing took a stubble: "There are also one or two great-ancestors." ”

He Xiangdong came to the east and said: "The iron tool in our house is the official iron made by the Great Qing State Manufacturing Office, and the official iron from the manufacturing office is sent to the Beijing Shangsi Academy." The upper courtyard is the emperor's royal horse ring. At that time, my second great-grandfather worked as a groom in the upper courtyard, and in the middle of the night, the third watch came out of the wall and stole two iron tools, so that the Pope would know about it, and he would be guilty of turning around, and he would be guilty of turning around, so he would be guilty of turning around!"

Guo Qing's eyes lit up and asked, "What kind of treasure is this?"

He Xiangdong patted his chest and said, "It's the half-iron horseshoe." ”

"Huh? It's just a horseshoe, or is it broken?"

He Xiangdong said: "If I feel sorry for the horseshoe, I am an eggplant." ”

Guo Qing asked, "What is that baby?"

He Xiangdong said: "There is a nail on the horse's shoe." ”

Guo Qing said in disgust: "Ho, what's the top of a broken nail?"

He Xiangdong asked, "Isn't this worth much?"

Guo Qingdao: "Of course the broken thing is not worth much." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "It's okay, I still have a treasure at home, this is a piece of porcelain." ”

"Oh, what kind of treasure is this. ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is going to talk about my third great-ancestor." ”

Guo Qing smiled: "Another one." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "The third great-ancestor was an official and served as a Jiujiang Dao. The hard multicolored ones that are burned out in the Jiujiang official kiln are good porcelain that cannot be broken when they fall into the ground!"

Guo Qing was taken aback: "The porcelain that can't be broken, what kind of treasure is this." ”

He Xiangdong said seriously: "Half pull the spoon head." ”

"Ahh ”

He Xiangdong said: "If I feel sorry for this spoon, I am a cucumber." ”

Guo Qing was amused and said: "You just compete with vegetables, right, then what treasure do you say about the spoon." ”

He Xiangdong said: "There is a flower on it." ”

Guo Qing scolded: "Nonsense, there are no flowers on the spoon." ”

He Xiangdong also argued: "This flower can't be washed off with water." ”

Guo Qing scolded again: "Nonsense, this is burned, but it can't be washed off." ”

The audience laughed, but not as enthusiastically as in the previous part.

He Xiangdong said again: "It doesn't matter if the porcelain is not valuable, I still have a piece of tin at home, which is valuable." ”

Guo Qing asked, "What kind of treasure is this?"

"This brings us to the fact that there are five continents in the world. He Xiangdong opened his mouth to be a very skilled geographical map throughout, and the speed was very fast: "Asia Minor, Europa, North and South America, Licasia, Australia, Asia and Africa, by the United Kingdom, the United States, France, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, Europe and Western countries, selected the best pewter, the mirror is similar, you can see people, put it on your hand and don't press your wrist, this kind of tin!"

The audience applauded, and the ornamentation of the live mouth was still very strong.

Guo Qing's face was a little unnatural, why is this junior brother's mouth work so strong: "That...... So what is this pewter? ”

He Xiangdong glanced at him, and he should have picked up this sentence immediately, why did he pause, he frowned slightly, but he could only say on stage: "This baby is a cigarette paper." ”

At the entrance door, the two old men also frowned.

"Huh, it's a piece of tin foil?"

He Xiangdong argued: "If I feel sorry for the tin foil, I am a radish." ”

Guo Qingdao: "Another vegetable." ”

He Xiangdong said seriously: "There is still half a cigarette butt on this tin foil. ”

Guo Qing said disgustedly: "Ho, you have to bury more and bury more." I said if you have anything of value at home, a broken kettle beam, a broken horseshoe, a broken spoon handle, and a broken tin foil. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, I still have a piece of wood at home, which is valuable." ”

The traditional cross talk of selling five instruments was written at the end of the Qing Dynasty, when the Eight-Nation Coalition invaded China, burning and looting everywhere, and the house of Zhong Ziliang, the predecessor of cross talk, was looted several times, which made him suspect that there was a treasure at home.

Later, this senior was angry, didn't he say that I have a baby at home, then I will tell you how precious the things in my house are, so I took five broken things and wrote them out to sell the work of five instruments, and used them to perform, and later became a treasure in traditional cross talk.

When He Xiangdong performed this cross talk, the effect of driving the audience alive was far inferior to the part of the mat talk, which also made He Xiangdong think, and also laid the groundwork for him to pry the entire cross talk world with the modified traditional cross talk in the future.

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