Chapter 54: Incense Is Not Fragrant
When Peake walked into the classroom wearing the golden hat that symbolized his status as an etiquette officer, he only felt that the eyes of the whole classroom were focused on him.
It was the first time he had encountered such a feeling of great attention, and the first to speak was the tall servant who had led the way for him, who brought in Peake and introduced him to the three teachers: "This is Lord Nukis, the ceremonial officer who has come to inspect." ”
The group of children seemed to have been trained in advance, and sat upright in their seats.
For a moment, the classroom was silent.
Did you behave well!, Peake secretly praised in his heart, this group of Odin children looked very well-behaved.
"Poof!"
A discordant voice broke the silence......
Peake could tell it was a fart sound......
Of course, it can't be the three teachers on the podium who can fart in public in the classroom, and Peake looked around and saw a fair-skinned little boy covering his mouth and snickering......
"Stand up!" Suddenly, a commanding voice rang out, and Peake turned his head to see a fat woman in a nun's costume standing by the window, and she had just shouted "stand up".
"Hello Master of Manners!" all the children stood up and gave a chest stroking salute, and then sat down one after another.
This "stand up" is witty! It not only shows the teacher's discipline, but also resolves the embarrassment of the loud fart......
Looking at the group of children, Peake remembered the images of his childhood playing in the mud in the fields and playing in the water in the loop.
Looking at their uniform outfits, Pique was really envious.
It seems that at the tailor's shop that day, Hasgar took his own advice.
Today must have given Haysjia another big surprise.
Before coming, Pique had cut off two coats of donkey hair from Big Black Feet and put them on his lips, and now he should look like a black-bearded monster uncle in his thirties and forties.
When Peake first came in, Hasja really didn't recognize him, but when Peake walked straight to the podium and stood next to her, she couldn't help but look at him curiously, and at this glance, she was directly attracted by Peake's characteristic dark blue eyes.
It's him!
Pique!
What's going on!
Haysja looked at Pique standing next to him in shock.
How could he be a ceremonial officer?
"Hello, my princess!" said Peake, in a very small voice, making sure only Hasja could hear him.
It's really him!
Haysja looked at the big golden hat on Pique's head and couldn't help but sneer.
The big golden hat covered his eyebrows, and it could be seen that the hat was clearly not his.
Wouldn't it be revealing if he took off his hat and showed his brown hair......
I saw Pique standing on the podium, looking around in a good way, and said, "Kids, which teacher do you like the most?"
"Mr. Hai!"
"Beautiful teacher!"
"Teacher Haysjia!"
Suddenly, the children replied in a gossipy, and the other two teachers standing on the podium were suddenly embarrassed, and their faces turned blue, because all the children were saying that they liked Teacher Haysjia, and none of the children said that they liked their ......
Peake squinted at Haysja and saw that her face began to turn from white to red, and he secretly said to himself, "What a beautiful person!"
Unable to contain the excitement in his heart, he couldn't wait to say a few words to her now.
But don't show it too obviously, or everyone will be suspicious.
He first greeted the eldest man in the room: "Dear old man, what are you responsible for teaching children?"
The white-bearded old man replied, "My lord, I am here to teach music to children. ”
"Oh!" Peake eagerly asked another middle-aged woman, "What about you?"
"My lord, I'm here to teach the kids how to dance. ”
"Oh!" Finally, Peake walked up to Hasja, and instead of asking the same question as before, he asked, "Do you have any plans for the weekend?"
"I'm in charge...... Huh?" Hayser was about to say that she was in charge of teaching children etiquette, but he didn't seem to be asking that, and she replied blankly, "I ...... on weekends I'm going to see a circus show......"
"Oh!" said Peake, thoughtfully.
Suddenly, a discordant voice interrupted his train of thought.
"Thank you, Lord Hostess, for coming to us to supervise and guide, I have a question for you. ”
Peake turned his head when he heard the sound, it was the chubby nun.
This nun's eyes are so sharp!
It's like seeing through your own identity!
Does she recognize herself?
No, I only appeared in this castle once. Moreover, it was in the middle of the night, and even if she happened to be in the castle that day, she might not be able to see herself clearly.
What's more, he dressed up well today, Pique pinched the beard stuck to his mouth, and said secretly: Don't panic, look at what this nun says.
"My lord, I would like to ask you that the blood of our Odin is more noble than that of the Jodelmans, where is the nobility? ”
This fat woman actually asked like this, then there is a high probability that she recognized herself! However, since she did not directly pierce herself, it means that she is still unsure in her heart.
Looking at this group of unenlightened blonde children, Peake thought to himself: No wonder most of the Odin people look down on the Yodelmen in their hearts, it turns out that they will be subjected to this racist education when they are young.
Since you asked, I'll tell you about it.
Peake suddenly jumped onto the table on the podium, and for a moment, all the children were focused on him.
"Children, our Odin bloodline is very special! it is different from other races, do you know where our advantages are?"
"We have blonde hair!" replied a young boy.
Peake shook his head.
"We're richer!" replied the little boy.
Peake turned his gaze to the little boy and realized that the little boy was the one he had just entered the house to fart and snicker.
Picke walked up to the boy and said, "You're great, kid!" but your answer is still wrong, but since you can answer the question positively, I decided to tell you the answer alone!"
When the little boy heard what Pique said, his eyes suddenly lit up. "Really?"
Peake nodded, whispering to the kid again.
The little boy nodded with interest, and then walked up to the fat nun Torrey.
"What are you doing, little Marcia, what did the Master of Ceremonies tell you?" said Sister Tory, looking at the boy in confusion.
"Squat down!" the little boy looked left and right, and said mysteriously, "Squat down." ”
Sister Tory was puzzled, but squatted down as the boy had instructed.
In this way, the height of the two people is about the same.
"Say it, Marcia. Sister Tory said, "What are you going to tell me?"
The little boy named Marcia hesitated and scratched his head, but did not speak.
"Tell me, Marcia, it's been so long. Sister Tory crouched on the ground, her legs aching, and her tone became irritable: "What the hell are you doing?
"There you have it!" Marcia turned, turning her ass at Sister Torrey.
Suddenly!
Burst!
A loud fart burst into Sister Tory's face.
For a moment, the entire classroom fell silent.
The sound of ratting farts echoed through the classroom.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
The nun crouched on the ground and was hit by an oncoming fart, her fat face twisted and gradually turned green...... Then she sat down on the ground with a steady.
What happened?
Sister Tory looked at her ass in front of her in confusion, before her brain could react.
Burst!
Poof!
Doodoo Doodoo......
A series of farts struck again, only to burst her hair into the air......
Marcia turned around comfortably and asked Sister Tory curiously, "How is it?