Chapter 55: Wanted Pizza
Does it smell good?
The little boy was eager to know whether his farts were fragrant or not, and these farts had been brewing for a long time.
Just now, the teachers said that the etiquette officer is a big man, and they want us to listen to the etiquette officer obediently. Although until now, five-year-old Marcia still doesn't know what the word "big man" means.
Just now, the Master of Ceremonies whispered to him that Odin's fart is fragrant, and the louder the fart is, the more fragrant it will be, more fragrant than the roses, tulips, and daffodils in the garden...... He'd smelled the scent of the mayor's garden.
It's more fragrant than flowers, so how fragrant is it?
"Does it smell good?" asked Marcia curiously.
Subjected to this kind of torture from the soul, Sister Tory is completely messy!
What's wrong with the world?
Is the fart fragrant?
Looking at Marcia's happy appearance in front of her, Sister Tory's muscles were exposed.
No, it's this imp humiliating himself!
She slammed to her feet from the ground, and a huge shadow enveloped Marcia!
......
"Don't spank me, why do you spank me!" Marcia struggled to escape Sister Tory's clutches and rushed out of the classroom......
But Sister Tory refused to forgive him and chased him out......
Peake shook his head and picked up a small candy-shaped ball from the ground.
Just now the fat nun spanked Marcia's ass, which fell from the little boy.
"Flutter!" Hayser finally couldn't hold it anymore and suddenly covered her mouth.
Immediately, she glanced shyly at Peake.
He snickered at the sight of himself......
The music teacher and the dance teacher looked at each other before they could react to what was happening......
Pique smiled and peeked at Hasgar, making the princess laugh, and Pique felt that even if he was knocked into the abyss, he would be content now.
Looking at the group of dazed and ignorant children, Pique's heart rose again.
"Kids, what did the music teachers teach you to sing?" asked Peake, standing on the podium, aloud.
"Good fawn. A little girl replied, and she said one of her favorite songs.
"Little frog!"
"Blue Elf!"
β......β
The classroom began to clutter again, and the children were babbling to Pique's questions.
"Alright, children, I'll teach you a nice song today, okay! I'll give you candy when the song comes!" Peake magically pulled out the little ball he had just picked up from the ground.
"It's honey fruit!" shouted the kid sitting in the front row. "I want to eat honey fruit!"
Honey fruit?
"Yes, children who sing well will be rewarded with honey fruits!" Peake said: "I'll sing a sentence, you sing a sentence, you have to sing it loudly, okay!"
The children said in unison, "Good!"
When Peake sang, "My beloved princess~~~" when the words were sung, Peake's eyes glanced at Hayser and found that her face was even redder......
The children learned to sing in unison with Pique's emphasis: "My beloved princess~"
Pique: "Get into my carriage~~~" At this time, Pique had already walked in front of Hasjia.
Children: "Climb into my carriage~~~"
Peake: "Step on my ladder~~~" Children: "Step on my ladder~~~"
Pique: "Take you home~~~" Children: "Take you home~~~"
Peake: "Let's open a carpenter's shop~~~" Children: "Let's open a carpenter's shop together~~~"
Peake: "Give birth to a fat doll~~~" Children: "Let's have a fat doll together~~~"
After singing the last line, when Peake looked at Haysja again, he found that she had not shy away from her gaze anymore, but had begun to look directly at him.
In her gaze, Peake saw emotions that he had never seen before.
That emotion is full of life and curiosity.
It would be nice if we could keep her surprised and happy, at this moment, Pique thought.
Later, a little boy who shouted the loudest got the honey fruit.
The classroom was noisy and lively, seeing that the etiquette officers were all standing on the tables, the children didn't care about any aristocratic etiquette, and began to run and jump in the classroom, a happy and peaceful atmosphere.
And the music teacher and dance teacher who were hanging in the corner could only watch all this in a blank slate.
Finally, when the real Master of Ceremonies, Master Nukis, walked in, the children were merrily singing the second song they had just learned, the song of the Big Black Feet.
"Big black feet, big black feet, don't be angry, look at this big and black foot, look at this face, long and wide, don't deny yourself easily, you have your own world ......"
When Master Nukis, the ceremonial officer, walked in, Fat Sister Tory followed.
At this time, the fat nun Tori stood behind the white-faced fat Nukis. The two look very similar in terms of figure and skin color.
"That's him! it's him pretending to be an adult!" exclaimed Fat Sister Tory.
As soon as Nukis entered, he saw his golden hat, and immediately recognized Pique who was standing on the podium, and he scolded directly, regardless of the occasion: "Pizza! You filthy, vile, lowly yodelman, give me back my clothes and hat!"
Pizza?
How could he be Master Pisa?
The music teacher and the dance teacher looked at each other again, wondering if they were dreaming.
At the same time, many children were frightened and cried by the fierce appearance of the white-faced fat man, and several children shouted loudly: "The bad guy is coming! The bad guy is coming! I want to go home to find my mother......
"Mom's ......"
"Mom's ......"
"Big black feet, big black feet, don't be angry, look at this big and black foot, look at this face, long and ......wide," Peake comforted the two little girls who were scared and cried, and sang two more sentences.
"Hey, kids, you'll have to learn the song of the Big Black Feet today!" said Peake as he opened the window and jumped out.
Before jumping out, he glanced back at Haysjia and smiled, "Goodbye!
Hayser pursed her lips slightly, glanced at the floor beneath her feet, and thought: This guy is amazing! Every time we meet, I can surprise myself, and I don't know how the next meeting will be.
Thinking of this, her face flushed.
How could she hope to meet that man? This is an infidelity to her fiancΓ©! She was confused and entangled at this time.
......
Luckily, this was only the second floor, and there was a soft flower bed underneath, so it was not difficult to jump, and Pique patted the dirt off his body and started running.
The golden hat symbolizing the status of the ceremonial officer fell next to the flower bed, and he didn't care to pick it up.
I've been here once before, and it's easy to escape.
......
On the central square of the town of peace.
A group of people were standing in the middle of the square, surrounding the announcement board in the middle.
And on the announcement board, there is a wanted notice!
I saw that the wanted warrant read: The ceremonial officer was attacked by thieves on the way to Heping Town, and if anyone provided clues, he would be rewarded with ten copper coins, and if the thieves were caught, he would be rewarded with one hundred copper coins.
Two black-and-white portraits of people were posted underneath the notice, one of which had two large characters written underneath it - pizza.
For a while, everyone began to discuss:
"Catch the thief...... A reward of 100 copper coins! That's a hundred copper coins! That's enough for a family to spend a year!"
"You see that thief is very fierce, and you dare to catch it?"
"Well, the thief on the left looks very fierce, but the one on the right looks very kind, but why does the portrait on the right say 'pizza'?"
"Isn't Master Pisa the mayor the town's son?"
"What! Master Pisa is wanted?"
"Yes, it's written about Pisa! But this portrait is not like Master Pisa, who doesn't have such long hair. β
"It's probably the same name!"
"It's also possible that I'm wearing makeup. β
"You don't know yet, I heard that Master Pisa went to Hualiu Street yesterday, and he did that kind of thing with the little nightingale on the street.
"What? Isn't Master Pisa engaged? How can you go to Flower Willow Street? You can't talk nonsense and let the town chief hear it......"
β......β
Peake covered his face and quietly walked out of the noisy crowd.
He couldn't let anyone see his face, or someone would have received a huge bounty of one hundred copper coins.
Yes, those two portraits are of him and Ryder...... Even, he saw a string of small letters under his portrait: "Characteristics: brown hair, blue eyes, ......"
That huge bounty will definitely make half of the men in the town crazy, but luckily he is not famous in the town.
I didn't expect this ceremonial officer to have so much power and issue a wanted warrant so quickly.
Gotta go back and tell Ryder, it looks like the carpenter shop is going to be closed for a few days.
However, in this tense moment, a deep voice suddenly came from behind him: "Peake!"