Fang Wenqi opened his mouth and squirted: "Who asked you that?"

He Xiangdong was still pretending to be an old man there: "Don't mention it." ”

"What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong said sadly: "My son doesn't study well, eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, can't go home, and is still abducted and deceived outside, if he doesn't study well, he hasn't come back for many years, and I don't know who kidnapped him?"

Fang Wenqi said with relief: "You, don't worry, I'll help you find it another day." ”

"What? you took it?" He Xiangdong's eyes widened.

"Nope. Fang Wenqi hurriedly waved his hand.

He Xiangdong was scolded: "This immoral thing, what did you do to my child?"

"No, no, you heard it wrong. ”

"What? You're a badass. ”

"Oops. Fang Wenqi wiped his sweat: "Where is this?" ”

He Xiangdong asked again: "Are you also stupid?"

"I said you couldn't hear me?"

"You're going to the courthouse, where are you going?"

"Who am I suing? ”

"Got a thief, lost something?"

"What's this?"

"What are you doing with this?"

Fang Wenqi crossed his waist with his hands, let out a long breath, and said, "If you are like this, I am going to be angry?"

"What, the kid isn't yours?

"You're. ”

"Lin Zhengjun? Oh, it's Lao Lin's, it's not a thing, right? ”

Since then, the audience's laughter has not stopped, and the effect is very good, this book is very good.

Fang Wenqi was helpless, crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at He Xiangdong with the other, and scolded: "Hey, old Wang Ba." ”

"Your dad?"

"Huh?"

"Haha...... Shout......" cheered and booed.

He Xiangdong pounded his waist and said, "Your father is a few years younger than me, and we grew up together." ”

"Hehe......" Fang Wenqi laughed dryly, and then shouted softly tentatively: "Second uncle." ”

"Hey......" He Xiangdong immediately agreed.

"Go aside. Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong away: "You can hear this sentence?"

He Xiangdong replied cheaply: "It's like this for a while." ”

Fang Wenqi gasped and stopped talking: "Don't learn, don't learn." ”

He Xiangdong leaned forward and asked loudly, "What?"

"I said I wouldn't learn. ”

"You loud up, I can't hear you. ”

Fang Wenqi picked up the fan on the table and waved it, "Don't learn." ”

He Xiangdong immediately coaxed and asked seriously, "Why?"

Fang Wenqi said angrily: "I'm suffering a loss, why do you say it?"

He Xiangdong said: "Then let's change it." ”

Fang Wenqi asked, "What do you change?"

He Xiangdong said: "Let's change to a dumb person to make a gesture, you come to the dumb one." ”

Fang Wenqi was not happy: "I'm dumb, I can speak and suffer, if I can't speak, I won't die on the stage?"

He Xiangdong said: "What's the matter?"

Fang Wenqi said: "You come to that dumb man." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's okay, I'll be dumb, we are small, and we met on the street one day." ”

Fang Wenqi smiled: "I'm as old as your grandfather, and we're still small." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is the need of the plot, art, art." ”

The corner of Fang Wenqi's mouth twitched: "Okay, then art, let's go back." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You come from over there, I'll come from this side, shall we meet?"

Fang Wenqi said: "Okay." ”

With that, the two of them walked to both sides.

Fang Wenqi walked to the corner, and as soon as he turned around, he saw a black shadow pounce on him. He Xiangdong hung up directly, and his mouth was still shouting: "Aba, Aba, Aba......"

Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong away and said, "Okay, this scares me." ”

"Abba ...... Abba ...... "He Xiangdong was still there gesturing, he pointed at Fang Wenqi, and then pointed at himself, and put his two thumbs together.

Fang Wenqi nodded and said, "Oh, I know, this is not dumb, it's a friend, we're not friends." ”

He nodded to the east and gestured, he squatted down with his hands flat, and then slowly went up: "Aba, Abba Aba......"

Fang Wenqi said: "Yes, yes, the two of us grew up together." ”

He Xiangdong put his two hands on his eyes, then opened his five fingers and compared one hand.

Fang Wenqi said: "You mean we haven't seen each other for five years. ”

He Xiangdong nodded hurriedly.

Fang Wenqi waved his hand and made a gesture of eight: "It's not five years, you remember wrong, it's eight years." ”

He Xiangdong also made a gesture of eight, with a look of surprise: "Aba, Aba?"

Fang Wenqi nodded in response: "Eight years, eight years." ”

He pointed to him.

Fang Wenqi translated: "I." ”

He Xiangdong squatted down again, his hand pulling on his buttocks.

"Poop?"

He Xiangdong nodded hurriedly, then put his two hands on his head, comparing them to two horns, and stroked his beard.

Fang Wenqi continued to translate: "Sheep?

He Xiangdong nodded hurriedly and gave him a thumbs up.

Fang Wenqi almost lost his nose and scolded: "Is there such a comparison?"

He was so angry that the audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Abba ...... Abba ...... Aba: "He Xiangdong is still there to make blind gestures.

Fang Wenqi grabbed him and said, "I know, I've changed a lot now, this person has grown up, but he can't change." ”

He Xiangdong broke away from Fang Wenqi and lowered his hand: "Aba...... Abba ......"

Fang Wenqi said: "When I was a child, how was I when I was a child?"

He Xiangdong formed five fingers into claws, stretched forward, and made a voice from his mouth: "Wangwang......"

Fang Wenqi hurriedly scolded: "You were only a dog when you were a child." ”

He Xiangdong stood up and was still laughing there.

Fang Wenqi pointed at He Xiangdong and scolded: "I said dumb, you are lacking in virtue." ”

He Xiangdong shook his head innocently, he stretched out his hand and pulled it down, pulled out his beard, and then looked at Fang Wenqi and shouted, "Aba...... Abba ......"

"My dad?"

He Xiangdong nodded hurriedly.

Fang Wenqi stretched out his hands, stuck out his tongue, and also gestured there, saying while gesturing: "My father, he's dead." ”

When He Xiangdong heard this, he was stunned.

Fang Wenqi also came over and patted He Xiangdong's shoulder, and said with relief: "You, don't be too sad, birth, old age, sickness and death are common things." ”

He Xiangdong suddenly cried sadly, and a slurred voice came out of his mouth: "Woo...... Yes...... Whining...... Yes...... Ah......h

Fang Wenqi said: "Hey, don't cry. ”

He Xiangdong suddenly cried and said in a normal voice: "Woo...... Good death. ”

"I'll you. Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong away.

The audience laughed, the bottom rang, and the two bowed off the stage.

The cross talk ends.

After getting off the stage, He Xiangdong asked Master, "Master, how is my book?"

Fang Wenqi smiled and said: "There are still a lot of problems, but it's good to be able to write like this for the first time." ”

He Xiangdong smiled.

The next show is Yang San's stand-up, he wants to talk about the story "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from the first time, he moved a chair and said, he is old, and he can't bear to stand for a long time.

He Xiangdong was watching at the entrance door, "Three Kingdoms" Zhang Kuoru told him a little bit, he didn't understand much, and wanted to see what Yang San said.

The audience also applauded enthusiastically, Yang San's stand-up was also very popular, but there was a middle-aged man in the audience, who gestured to the two people next to him with cold eyes, and the two nodded and were ready to stand up.

PS: Learning to be deaf and dumb doesn't say who to learn, that's what the traditional joke says, the main body is the same, including the teasing taking advantage of the teasing, and it is also said that the ears are bursting for a while, and it is passed down like this. The way to change the traditional joke is also the same subject, change some baggage and performance methods, I am the same, the main process is the same, and the burden outside the main body is changed by me.