This is a world parallel to the earth, where people are still those people, things are still those things, but they are very different from the earth in terms of culture and entertainment.

There is a fairy view on the immortal mountain, there is an old road in the view, and there is a small road kneeling in front of the old road:

"Be cautious! I have practiced for decades as a teacher, crossed countless people, made merits and even achieved great success, and I am about to become a flying immortal for my teacher. ”

Shen Xu Xiaodao is eighteen years old, and he is an infant orphan picked up by the old Dao more than ten years ago.

As soon as the little Taoist priest heard the old Taoist call his own Taoist number, he was going to vomit blood for three lives and three lives, since he was sensible, Shenxu asked the old Taoist to help change the Taoist number, but the old Taoist of the bull nose always used the excuse of "the elder gave, how dare he resign", and prevaricated the past.

Now that the old man is about to go to see the king of Hades, as the saying goes, "A man is about to die, and his words are good!"

"Master, the Dharma name of Shenxu is really easy to misunderstand, please Master should change the name of the Dao for the disciple!"

Sitting on the bed, there was a weak bull-nosed old dao, looked at the handsome little Taoist priest with red lips and white teeth in front of him, and the bull-nosed old man couldn't help but sigh secretly, God is really unfair, how can you give this bastard boy such a good stinky skin!

Thinking about myself, it was because I was poor and ugly that I couldn't find a wife, so I had to become a Taoist priest!!

Niu Bi Lao Dao couldn't help but secretly think: "Lao Tzu is a monk because he is poor and ugly and can't find a wife, as Lao Tzu's apprentice, even if you are so handsome, do you still want to have a group of wives and concubines."

- No, this is not fair, prudence and kidney deficiency are just thinking about you for the teacher. ”

"Ahem", the mixed elder Dao coughed desperately, Shen Xuxiao Dao hurriedly stepped forward to help the mixed elder Dao gently beat his back, a little, the old Dao relieved his breath, and then said with a caring face:

"Disciple, what's wrong with the name of Shenxu, you can tell the teacher. ”

Shen Xu Xiaodao can only explain again:

"Master! The word "Shenxu" is easy for people to misunderstand! When you hear it, you still think it's kidney deficiency! The disciple is a pillar of optimus every morning, and he will definitely not have kidney deficiency. ”

"There is nothing in the world, and mediocre people disturb themselves, in vain! Do you know the hard work of being a teacher?"

The cautious little Taoist priest could only respond with a bitter face:

"The apprentice is dull, and I ask the master to teach me. ”

The wrinkled face of the bull-nosed old road inadvertently flashed a trace of pride:

"Foolishness, but there is a university question.

Be cautious, be cautious.

"Shu Gao Tao Mo" said: Be cautious and self-cultivation, think forever.

Kong Chuan said: Cultivate your body carefully, and think about it as a long-term way.

Nothingness, nothingness also.

It is said that the Tao body is nothing, so it can contain all things, and the nature is in harmony with the Tao, so there is but there is nothing, and the reality is if it is empty.

"Zhuangzi Deliberately": "The husband is lonely, nothing, and the quality of morality is also the peace of heaven and earth." ”

Ahem...... You understand, boy. ”

Just by virtue of these few sentences of ancient texts dragged by the old way of the bullnose, it can be seen that the ancient literary cultivation of the old way of the cownose is still very profound, but the cautious path is stupid, he only read in the school under the mountain until he graduated from junior high school, such an esoteric ancient text, the prudent and the weak understand a "hammer".

Shen Xuxiao Dao could only shake his head awkwardly, expressing that he didn't understand, and in the eyes of the old man who didn't have much brilliance, a trace of smugness flashed inadvertently, and the bull-nosed old dao couldn't help but slander:

"Boy, let you cheat and play tricks when you read Taoist classics, now you're stupid!"

"Ahem...... "Ahem The wrinkled scar face of the old man with the cow nose showed an unteachable expression, as for the idea that the old man with the ox nose wanted to use the Taoist name of "kidney deficiency" to disgust the little Taoist priest of Shen Xu, he would never say it.

Immediately, Lao Dao said in a serious tone:

"Disciple, I named you Shenxu for the teacher, which is to hope that you will practice cautiously, and there will be no distracting thoughts in your heart, and you will not have vulgar thoughts, and you must not live up to the painstaking work of being a teacher!"

And Shen Xuxiao doesn't want to waste his handsome and handsome mortal body in vain, he doesn't want to be lonely all his life in the dilapidated small Taoist temple, he wants to be vulgar, he doesn't want to play in the quilt every night, he wants to find a beautiful woman to be his wife, he wants to be a complete man.

"Master! The apprentice wants to return to the vulgar and begs the master to fulfill it. ”

Taoist priests have the difference between monks and monks, monks live in Taoist temples, do not marry, fast, do not leave the fire to marry their own children, and the Shenxu Xiaodao is just a degree of monks, if he marries a wife and has children, he must return to the world.

"You, you, you scoundrel, are angry...... Ahem. ”

Because of his anger, the old bull-nosed man made his wrinkled scar's face flush a little.

Shen Xuan is an infant orphan picked up by Niu Bi Lao Dao, although Niu Bi Lao Dao is always cautious, but more than ten years of nurturing grace, Shen Xuan is still grateful, so Shen Xuan hurriedly knelt in front of Niu Bi Lao Dao, and once again sincerely requested:

"Disciples are stupid by nature, and they are really not the material for cultivation, so they ask the master to fulfill them. ”

"Criminal, you have been raising you for 18 years for your teacher, and this is how you repay your teacher. ”

Shen Xu kowtowed to the old way of the bull's nose again:

"The master's nurturing grace apprentice dare not forget, the apprentice will only go to return the vulgar after the master feathers the flying immortal, and every year during the Qingming Festival, the apprentice will also burn countless paper money for the master, so that the master can live a life of three wives and four concubines in the underworld. ”

"Criminal, see that I don't kill you, Lao Tzu is not dead yet, you little rabbit cub is cursing Lao Tzu to death. ”

The original form was revealed, and the old Taoist reached out to take the wisteria crutch he put on the side of the bed, the little Taoist priest is not stupid, this wisteria cane can hurt people, a blood groove, the little Taoist priest has been subjected to it several times before, and the memory is particularly profound.

Shen Xu jumped up from the ground like a rabbit, then ran out of the door as fast as he could, and then stuck his head out, and questioned the angry bull-nosed old man:

"Master, I didn't learn from you when you are still a vulgar apprentice, how did the scar on your face come about, and you weren't caught raped in bed and cut by your husband with a kitchen knife. ”

Well, no matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives.

The wrinkled scarred face of the bull-nosed old man, and immediately denied it:

"No, it's that hateful mortal who doesn't understand, this heavenly master is helping his wife through the tribulation, criminal, that's helping people through the tribulation, understand?"

Okay! This tragedy has been crossed to the bed, and the two of them are still naked, and the old man of the bull's nose is not wronged by this knife.

"Master, how is your leg lame, but I have heard that it was you who were caught in the woods when you were married, and your leg was discounted. ”

"Criminal, that is for the teacher to cultivate in yin and yang, how can ordinary people understand...... You scoundrel, you are angry with Lao Tzu ......"

After the old man said the bull nose tilted his head, he fell on the bed softly, Shen Xuan and the old man of the bull nose are the same thing, for more than ten years, Shen Xu and the old way of the cow nose depend on each other, and the feelings are still extremely deep.

Shen Xudao rushed into the room like lightning, leaned over anxiously and asked:

"Master, what's wrong with you, it's all bad for apprentices, and apprentices won't make your old man angry. ”

Suddenly, Shen Xu felt as if his right hand had been caught, "Oops, this old thing is falling for it again." ”

The old man asked leisurely:

"Criminal, do you really want to be vulgar?"

"Ask the master to be perfect. ”

"Criminal, if you want to return to the vulgar, then send a thought for the teacher! ”

Before the word "thanks" could be uttered, the shriveled right hand of the old man suddenly emitted a silver-white light, and then this hand slapped on Shenxu's forehead like lightning.

The tingling like electricity instantly spread all over Shen Xu's body, and he also lost consciousness in an instant......