Chapter 2: Thoughts
By the time Shen Xuan woke up, it was already the next morning, and the old man with Niubi was sitting on the bed with his eyes closed.
Shen Xuan found that today's old Tao is lifeless, could it be that the old Tao has been feathered into a flying immortal?
"Master, master......"
Lao Dao didn't even frown, Shen Xuan hurriedly got up from the ground, put his hand under Lao Dao's nose, didn't breathe, and then touched Lao Dao's hand, which was hard and cold.
Although Lao Dao is a bit of a pitfall, he has not given Shenxu a good life in the past 18 years, but after all, it is 18 years of nurturing grace and 18 years of dependence.
Shen Xu's feelings for the old Tao are still very deep, and now that the old Tao has become a flying immortal, Shen Xu will be sad from the heart, and tears will be like a spring in an instant:
"Master, why did you old man leave!
Although usually, I would be scolded for eating porridge and drinking soup, and the work in the field depended on me, and I took turns to wipe the table and stool.
But you go, the heart of the vain, and the cold will fall into the ice cave and be cold to the bone marrow......
As soon as Shen Xu cried a few words, a voice sounded in Shen Xu's mind:
"You kid is enough, don't cry here and fake mercy, you bastard boy can't wait to die early for the teacher, now you are a flying immortal for the teacher, you are satisfied!"
Isn't that right! Isn't Lao Dao dead? How can he still speak, has he become a ghost?
Shenxu was originally a Taoist priest, but he just learned a little Taoist classics, it is definitely not possible to subdue demons and subdue demons, and of course it is even worse to catch ghosts, the only advantage is that Shenxu is not so afraid of ghosts and gods.
"Master, you've all feathered into flying immortals, why do you still keep your soul in the brains of your apprentices!
"Who is rare about your stinky skin, the soul of the teacher has been feathered into a flying immortal, the teacher is now in the immortal class on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the teacher has left a thought in your mind, because I am afraid that you will lose the heart of cultivating the truth, that's all. ”
Blow it! This old way does not forget to brag until he dies, just the old way of the three-legged cat's Taoism, after death, he can still rank in the immortal class in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, it is definitely.
This old way is really a pit! When you are dying, you have to be cautious, and you have to leave a thought for Shenxu, saying what the hell and what is the meaning of this thought, you must ask carefully.
"Master, what is this thought! If it is useless, please ask the master to help the apprentice get rid of it!"
"O disciple! this thought is equivalent to a trace of the teacher's thoughts,"
Shen Xuxiao couldn't help but curse secretly: "Damn, isn't this just a ghost? You old way, can't you die early and be reincarnated early? What a pit man!"
"Master! The apprentice knows that the master can't rest assured, but the apprentice has grown up and can take care of himself, so please erase this thought!"
"Wicked, you know the great benefits of this thought. ”
As soon as it comes to the benefits, Shen Xu's spirit came instantly, and it is best to be able to conjure a dozen beauties, as soon as he thought of this, Shen Xu's eyes also became squinted, and the corners of his mouth inadvertently flowed out of Ha Lazi.
"What? There are great benefits, master! The apprentice knows that you are the best, so tell the apprentice what the great benefits are. ”
You can understand this idea as a reward system, as long as you complete the various tasks that you want to deliver, you will have countless rich rewards. ”
Shen Xu Xiaodao is not so easy to deceive, he asked questioningly:
"Master, you gave this idea to your apprentice, but your old man has nothing to offer! Where do you reward your apprentice?"
"Don't apprentices know that the teacher is already in the immortal class?
Speaking of Heavenly Court, Shen Xuan is definitely not believed, this is definitely something that Lao Dao came up with to fool people.
The apprentice still wants to be vulgar, because the apprentice doesn't want to be a bachelor for the rest of his life. ”
"Criminal, why do you always want to find a woman?
"This can be there. ”
After Lao Dao was silent for a moment, he gritted his teeth and said:
"Criminal, as long as you cultivate to Mahayana, as a teacher, I will find you a fairy, and let your kid also open immortal meat. ”
What are you kidding, cultivation is divided into twelve levels (foundation building, enlightenment, fusion, heartbeat, Jindan, Yuanying, out-of-body, distraction, integration, cave void, Mahayana, and tribulation), and the vast majority of Taoist friends can only cultivate to the second and third levels in their lives.
For example, the old Taoist of mixed yuan, who has been practicing for more than 70 years, has only cultivated to the third-order fusion, and Shenxu has practiced with the old Taoist for three years since graduating from junior high school, and now Shenxu has not even entered the door to build the foundation, and he has learned a lot of Taoist classics, but those are all useless things.
The old Dao now wants to cultivate to the eleventh order of Mahayana, which is already the dividing line between mortals and immortals, and it is impossible for him to reach such a cultivation height.
Say that as long as Shenxu cultivates to the Mahayana, he will send fairies, it is definitely a pit dug by the old Tao for Shenxu, and it is purely a sinkhole that comes out of the egg.
"Hehe, master, you are deceiving the apprentice again, the apprentice will not fall for you again, wait for the apprentice to bury the master's body, and then go down the mountain to go through the formalities of returning to the customs. ”
Suddenly, Lao Dao let out a smug chuckle:
"Disciple! There is another function of this thought, because the teacher did not tell you, if you have not cultivated to the Yuan Infant Stage, as long as you think about women, you will not lift it, which is the legendary impotence...... Hehe, you're still vulgar and useless. ”
Don't lift and impotence, of course, there is no hanging to use, the old way in order to prevent prudence and vulgarity, it is really everything!
"Damn, old guy, you don't scare me, my master is a pillar of optimus every morning. ”
"Hehe, if you don't believe it, you can go to the test! Now give your kid the first task, bury the body of the teacher! Then kneel three times and knock nine times, and the reward will be random. ”
After the task was issued, the thoughts injected by the old way were ignored, which made Shen Xuan very helpless, and there was no way to talk to the old Taoist theory of Shen Xu, so he had to go to Zhang Luo's aftermath.
In fact, even if there is no such deceptive reward, Shen Xuan will bury the old Tao well, after all, eighteen years of nurturing grace and dependence on each other. As for what Lao Tao said, as long as you think about women carefully, they will not lift and become impotent, he absolutely does not believe it.
Lao Dao already knew that he was dying, so he had prepared a sitting tank for himself a year ago, and even the burial place, Lao Dao had also arranged.
As a Taoist priest, he still knows how to do it in terms of funeral, first chanting for the old Taoist for three days, and then according to the old Tao's wishes before his death, the old Taoist is buried under a century-old pine tree outside the Taoist temple.
When all this was just done, and before I had time to take a sip of water, I heard an old voice in my head:
"That's right, the task is complete, and the teacher will reward you with the "Mutong" that just came from the Heavenly Court Scripture Pavilion. ”
After the old Tao finished speaking, a fluorescent book appeared out of thin air in Shen Xu's hand, which didn't look like a real book, to the point of being a 3D projection.