"Good ......"

"Well said......"

The audience applauded again and again, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo were very virtuous, and bowed to the audience again and again to express their gratitude. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"That's a great thing these two people said. ”

"yes, it's much better than on TV. ”

"Cross talk is so funny, I haven't listened to cross talk in years. ”

"I also listened to it at the Spring Festival Gala, but what they said was funny. ”

……

He Xiangdong clenched his fists and said generously: "Thank you, our brothers have limited abilities in general, and you have more support." ”

"Good ......" is applauded again.

Suddenly, someone shouted: "Ouch, hey, the rain has stopped, it's broken, I forgot the time when I listened to cross talk, and my wife told me to go out to buy soy sauce." ”

The man hurriedly ran out, leaving everyone in the noodle shop laughing, and when they saw that the rain had stopped, these people also left one after another, all of them were people who had something to do.

Xiaolong and Xiaohu, the two children, also jumped over, and Xiaolong said to He Xiangdong: "Uncle, what you said is so good, I want to talk cross talk when I grow up." ”

Xiaohu also said: "Uncle Curly is good. ”

Xue Guo's face was a little dark, and he said, "Call me Uncle Fashionable." ”

Xiaohu smiled and replied, "Okay, Uncle Curly." ”

Xue Guo's face darkened.

He Xiangdong smiled with emotion, looking at the innocent eyes of the two children in front of him, and the enthusiastic reaction of the audience before, who the said that cross talk is dead, isn't this good to live, I don't believe that cross talk is dead.

He Xiangdong touched Xiaolong's little head and said with a smile: "I want to learn cross talk, okay, when you grow up, my uncle will teach you cross talk." ”

"Yes. Xiaolong nodded vigorously.

Xiaohu also hurriedly said: "I want to learn too, I want to learn too." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said: "Okay, okay, when you grow up, you will all learn from me, and then you can't be called uncle, you have to call master." ”

Xiaolong immediately said: "Okay, okay, just call Master, then Master, do we have any unique cheats, there are unique cheats in the sects on TV." ”

Xiaohu also nodded seriously and looked at He Xiangdong expectantly.

Xue Guo was happy, and said with a smile: "What are the cheats, watch less martial arts movies." ”

The two children couldn't help but bow their heads in disappointment.

He Xiangdong glanced at Xue Guo and said, "Of course we have a secret recipe for this one." ”

Xiaolong Xiaohu raised his head instantly, his eyes were bright, and Xiaolong said, "Really, Master, we really have cheats?"

He Xiangdong smiled: "Yes, Master gave you a little bird." He Xiangdong's mouth pursed slightly, the oral muscles moved, the mouth, lips, tongue and throat cooperated, and the lark's extremely flexible and playful voice sounded: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp......"

More than ten years have passed, He Xiangdong's ventriloquist kung fu has been a little done, and it is also very good to learn lark chirping.

"Oh my God. Xue Guo was startled, he looked stupid, the Tibetan guy who died in a car accident last year was very good at ventriloquism, and he was still talking cross talk in the Quyuan Miscellaneous Altar, and that person was very popular. But look at this posture, this ventriloquist is no worse than that Tibetan guy, and He Xiangdong is a real cross talk artist, saying that he was born in cross talk, this cross talk kung fu is deep, and the leopard in the tube can be seen, this master is amazing.

Some of the guests in the noodle restaurant who didn't leave were stunned, they were so lucky, they were able to see this kind of performance, it was worth it, but fortunately they didn't leave.

The eyes of the noodle shop owner are also colorful ripples, it is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and the people have their own masters.

After some ventriloquist performances, Xiaolong also said, "Master, where did you hide the little bird?"

He Xiangdong laughed.

Xiaolong Xiaohu didn't recognize his life anymore, so he looked left and right on He Xiangdong and looked for it.

"You're amazing. Xue Guo gave He Xiangdong a thumbs up and said in admiration.

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said modestly: "You are polite, we are performing arts, and we will not starve to death on the streets." ”

Xue Guo sighed: "No wonder my master often told me that since ancient times, the folk have been strange, and the street performers are all flat and pick cakes and take thieves on the other side, which is very skillful." ”

He Xiangdong smiled: "It's too good, it's too good, it's all mixed food." Whether you say cross talk well, you can hold it quite well, the rhythm is very good, the burden can be received, and you don't steal the show or take the job, and the art is good. ”

Xue Guo smiled and said, "You're polite, you're polite." ”

The two of them are polite to each other.

The owner of the noodle restaurant also came over and said, "Today I really thank the two of you for saying cross talk, it's really good." ”

He Xiangdong said politely: "You are polite, we are also itchy for a while, just borrow a paragraph from Guibao." ”

Xue Guo also smiled and nodded.

The owner of the noodle shop thought about it, and said to He Xiangdong seriously: "Mr. He, I have something I want to ask you about." ”

He Xiangdong was a little strange, but still said, "You say." ”

The owner of the noodle restaurant said: "You have also seen, I have two sons, and parents hope that their children can be well, and I also hope that my children can study hard and be admitted to university to have a good way out." But what if, this child will not study well in the future, and he will not even be able to pass the high school exam, I can't let the child have no way out. So I thought that in case the child doesn't become a weapon in the future, I wonder if I can learn cross talk with you, so that I can also have a craft of eating in the future so that I won't starve to death. ”

Xue Guo glanced at the noodle shop owner, he didn't expect him to make such a request, but it was difficult for parents all over the world to think about it, he said: "You don't know if you are not in this industry, cross talk is really difficult to do now, and you may not really starve to death if you learn this craft." ”

The owner of the noodle restaurant was stunned: "No, I think you two are very good, I haven't heard it, if you say you want to pay for the ticket, I'm willing to give it, don't say listen to it every day, it's no problem to listen to it three or four times a week." ”

Xue Guo was also choked by the simple values of the noodle shop owner, and he was stunned and didn't say anything to refute it.

He Xiangdong thought about it for a while, he didn't blame the owner of the noodle restaurant for saying that it was the idea of two people who had no interest in reading and then came to learn cross talk, and now the slump in cross talk is a fact, according to his idea, let the child read first, reading is the easiest in these industries, and there is a way out with a good future.

And if you don't read well, it doesn't mean that you can't talk about cross talk, the top student in the college entrance examination may not be able to speak well in cross talk, and if you fail your homework, you may be a good seedling, most of the artists in the old society are illiterate, and people can still fool university professors.

He Xiangdong thought for a while, and said to the owner of the noodle restaurant: "To be honest, I haven't found a good home now, and I don't have a place to stay, but I'm sure I won't leave Beijing in the next few years." In this way, now the children are still young, let's talk about it when they grow up, if I was still in Beijing at that time, and these two children have no other way out, then follow me to cross talk, I think their seedlings are not bad, and it will definitely be no problem to mix food and clothing. ”

"Thank you. "The owner of the noodle shop is truly grateful.