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Xue Guo said angrily: "Oh, you gave me all the words that choked me, how did you hold it? ”

He Xiangdong was unhappy: "You think I'm too fast, why are you so difficult to serve." ”

Xue Guo said: "How can this be called difficult to serve, is this how I praised you when I praised you? I don't ask you how well you hold it, but you can't choke my words, every word you have to be on point, you have to say something to say, you can't do it." ”

He Xiangdong said unhappily: "Okay, okay, just do as you say, hey, there are so many problems." ”

Xue Guo didn't take him seriously, he said that most of the actors had said it, and there were many changes, they said the traditional version, knowing where the burden is, there is a set of words, he continued: "Fortunately, you." ”

He Xiangdong was not cooperative at all, and said perfunctorily: "Fortunately, it is not good." ”

Xue Guo pursed his lips, didn't bother with him, and continued: "I came to your house yesterday. ”

He Xiangdong then said perfunctorily: "It's not good to get home to home." ”

Xue Guo said: "Bang bang, and a person comes out of it." ”

"It's not good to be out of people. ”

Xue Guo said: "I don't see that I am an outsider. ”

"There are no foreigners in our family. ”

Making trouble again, Xue Guo glanced at him and continued: "It's your daughter-in-law and my sister-in-law." ”

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, no. ”

"I'll ask you if you're not home. ”

"Not at home, not at home. ”

At this time, Xue Guo couldn't help it anymore, glanced at He Xiangdong dissatisfied, suppressed his anger, and continued: "Me...... Just left. ”

"Gone, gone. ”

Xue Guo looked at He Xiangdong and pointed at himself and emphasized: "I, just go." ”

He Xiangdong also nodded and said, "Let's go." ”

Xue Guo pushed He Xiangdong, pulled a face and said, "You can also move." ”

He Xiangdong was pushed, he was still unhappy, and said, "Hey, what are you doing, why are you pushing me?"

Xue Guo said angrily: "Nonsense, you are going to die, are you holding it like this?"

He Xiangdong said: "What's wrong with me, didn't you say it, there are words and words, every sentence is held on the point, haven't I done it?"

Xue Guo scolded: "Where did you do this, if you want to praise this cross talk like this, you can't say it, if I give you this kind of praise, you can't say it." ”

He Xiangdong argued: "No, if I say so, the audience will be happy." ”

Xue Guo was also more energetic: "Impossible." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then let's go back?"

"Come back and forth. ”

The two switched places again, and the audience applauded enthusiastically, the rain outside had stopped, but no one walked, and they couldn't stop.

He Xiangdong smiled at the audience and said, "Thank you for your hard work." ”

This time it was Xue Guo's turn to pretend to be dead, and he said half-dead and weak: "It's hard work." ”

He Xiangdong didn't think about it and continued: "I went to your house yesterday. ”

Xue Guo said: "It's okay to get home." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Bang bang bang bang knock on the door, and one person comes out inside." ”

"It's not good to be out of people. ”

He Xiangdong said: "I see, it's not an outsider. ”

Xue Guo said: "There are no foreigners in our family. ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's your daughter-in-law, my sister-in-law." ”

Xue Guo said: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, no." ”

He Xiangdong rubbed his hands, his eyes glowed green, and he was still licking his lips with his tongue, showing a lewd smile, he said, "Then I will go in......"

"Hey, you'll wait. Xue Guo grabbed He Xiangdong and said, "Is this like words?"

"Calling ......" The audience is heckling.

He Xiangdong pointed to the audience and said proudly: "Do you see that the music is not happy, is it happy?"

Xue Guo said: "It's not okay to be happy, I'm not a daughter-in-law." ”

He Xiangdong raised his eyebrows slightly, he smashed it just now, the original word was not said like this, it was said that after leaving, he met the other party's father before he began to shake the burden, he smashed and changed the words on the spot, and it was also a whim, I didn't expect this person to catch it, and he didn't break it back, so he went to the back at once, and the connection was very good, this skill is not shallow.

He Xiangdong has been hanging for many years, he was born since he was a child, and he has been performing everywhere in the theater over the years, and there are many situations, he is not stunned by this kind of small scene at all, it is nothing at all, he caught it steadily: "Oh, it's not your daughter-in-law who tied two braids?"

Xue Guo shook his head and said, "No, I'm not married." ”

He Xiangdong said firmly: "That's your sister." ”

Xue Guo continued to shake his head and said, "I don't have a sister, I'm the only one in my family, an only son." ”

He Xiangdong was embarrassed and said, "That's ...... That's your mom, yes, it's your mom. ”

Xue Guo said: "My mother has died for many years, not to mention my aunt, my grandmother is only my mother's daughter, I don't have an aunt, my grandmother has no daughter." ”

He Xiangdong's head was too big, and he stammered: "That...... That's ...... And that's, ah, yes, that's your dad, it's your dad. ”

Xue Guo was stunned and said, "Do you see my father as my daughter-in-law?"

He Xiangdong retorted: "Your father is good-looking, you don't allow it." ”

Xue Guo refuted: "That's not it, my father died a long time ago, my father has been dead for eight years." ”

He Xiangdong was forced to have no choice, so he could only say: "That's your second uncle." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand and said: "No, my father's only son, hey, I'll tell you like this, in order to tell you this cross talk today, our relatives and friends are dead." ”

Looking at Xue Guo's smug look, He Xiangdong was stupid, and the audience was also laughed at by these two goods, this person is ruthless enough.

He Xiangdong was anxious: "You can't do this, you have to have someone in your family, otherwise how can you say this cross talk." ”

Xue Guo said: "It's none of my business, there is no one in our family, all of them are dead." ”

He Xiangdong said: "There are people in your family, and you have a younger brother." ”

Xue Guo smiled: "No, I said my only son." ”

He Xiangdong's face was very embarrassed, and he secretly dragged a handful of Xue Guo, and said softly: "You said yes, say it quickly." ”

The audience was also happy to see He Xiangdong eating deflated and laughing.

Xue Guo said: "How can this be forced?"

He Xiangdong said: "There must be, otherwise how can you say this cross talk, quickly say that there is." ”

Xue Guoguo was in a state of exhaustion, and he said, "Okay, I have a younger brother." Before He Xiangdong could be happy, he said, "But you have to tell me what my brother looks like, how old he is, and what clothes he wears." ”

He Xiangdong was nervous, made up blindly on the spot, and stammered: "That...... What does it look like, what it looks like, what it looks like a person. ”

"Nonsense. Xue Guo erupted angrily.

"That...... It has a head, hands, and a nose. ”

Xue Guo said: "Nonsense, who doesn't have these parts, let's talk about something serious." ”

He Xiangdong couldn't finish his words nervously: "There are eyes...... The one was big, the eyes were big, and the eyebrows were all connected to the beard. ”

"Huh?"

He Xiangdong explained: "No, no, it's that the eyebrows on both sides are connected." ”

"Okay, you can tell him what he is wearing?"

He Xiangdong was nervous and sweating: "That one, that one, white and black, yellow ......"

"What color the hell. ”

is also in a hurry, He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said: "He didn't wear it, I met him in the bathhouse." ”

"Hey, you're smart, and how old he is. ”

"This, 80 ......"

"Huh?"

"Uh, it's too big, that's 40......"

"How much?"

"It's big, too, it's 18, 20, uh, 30......"

Xue Guo was amused, and he said, "To tell you the truth, I have a younger brother, and it's only been three months." ”

He Xiangdong asked, "My brother?"

"Not really. ”

He Xiangdong was energetic and shouted: "No." ”

Xue Guo also asked, "Why can't this be." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Your father has been dead for eight years, how did your three-month-old brother come." ”

Xue Guo smiled: "Wait for me here." ”

End of the end.