When a sprinkler truck rushed into the village with a high-pressure water cannon, Gao Feng remembered a person, that is, the self-proclaimed anti-Japanese hero sprinkler driver, this guy was put into the sprinkler tank by Gao Feng, and Gao Feng also forgot about it.

It seems that this sprinkler driver is really hungry and thin, so he climbed up from the jug, and he has been hungry for almost a day, can this cargo not retaliate frantically against the peak?

The man fastened the high-pressure water cannon to the cab rung of the sprinkler truck with wire, like a heavy machine gun, and he drove the sprinkler like a tank.

It seems that he has watched too much of this anti-Japanese drama, and he can come up with such a method, as if he was driving a tank into the enemy camp.

When I saw this thing, my eyes were red, my face was hideous and terrifying, and I stepped on the accelerator violently, and I roared at the peak on the other.

"Brother Yamamoto, you can't run away, you have been surrounded by my anti-Japanese fighters, you quickly raise your hands and surrender. ”

There was a hint of respect in the roar, and he shouted "Brother Yamamoto", which also seemed to be nondescript, as if he was from an alien planet.

The sprinkler driver went crazy, and he rushed into the village, but the villagers had not dispersed, and they had all gathered here, and there were more than 1,500 people.

When the villagers saw the posture of the sprinkler truck, they were dumbfounded, standing in place, dumbfounded, unable to figure out the situation, the sprinkler truck fell from the sky.

The beautiful tax collector was also dumbfounded, staring at a pair of big watery eyes, and she was like a repeater at that time.

"My mother, this driver is definitely watching too many anti-Japanese dramas, watching too many anti-Japanese dramas, he is imitating anti-Japanese heroes!"

The speed of the sprinkler truck was amazingly fast, and the high-pressure water gun on the cab of the sprinkler shot wildly into the crowd, and suddenly the villagers became chickens one by one, and some of the villagers' pants were washed off, revealing colorful underwear of different colors.

The beautiful tax collector was not spared, and her whole body was completely washed through, her clothes were clinging to her milky skin, her dark hair was against her cheeks, and drops of water were running down her jade-like neck.

"Folks, ●●●●, m.■.co●m, run, this thing is already crazy, if you don't run, everyone will be in danger. ”

Gao Feng saw that the goods were red-eyed, the sprinkler truck was only two or three meters away from the villagers, this was too dangerous, once it rushed into the crowd, it would cause a bloody disaster.

At this time, it was too late for Gao Feng to scold the sprinkler driver, and maybe he would be even more crazy.

Gao Feng shouted, it played a role at that time, and the villagers who were stunned by the water column immediately woke up, they ran away, and the speed was also like a rabbit, and they jumped and ran forward desperately.

"Oh, folks, you run apart, don't run in one direction. ”

These villagers are all running in one direction like running a marathon, you squeeze me and crash into a mess, the peak shouting hard has no effect at all, and the villagers still go their own way.

"I'll check, Bi Yue, why are you still standing stupidly, you hurry up!"

The villagers all ran wildly, but Gao Feng found that the beautiful tax collector was still standing in place stupid, her whole body was soaked, and the violent water column was still rushing towards her, so that her skin and flesh disappeared from time to time.

"The surname is high, I am cramped, my feet don't obey, you can help me. ”

It turned out that this beautiful female tax collector was cramped by the water jet, which was so violent that it rushed to the human body, which was really unbearable.

The sprinkler was only three meters away from the tax collector, and the high-pressure water cannon was almost entirely aimed at her, and the beautiful female tax collector was about to be put in danger.

And the sprinkler driver rushed to the rise, slamming on the accelerator and grinning his teeth.

"Brother Yamamoto, you surrender, you have no way out, and this female spy, is he Yamaguchi-kun. ”

This guy is really crazy, he's really watched too many anti-Japanese dramas, he's already fallen into evil, and he can imagine being a Japanese person or anyone.

"Grandma's, you're a two-ball bag, what kind of Yamamoto Yamaguchi, your grandma is Yamaguchi, your grandfather is Yamamoto!"

Gao Feng was so angry that he didn't have time to think about it, a triple jump jumped to the side of the beautiful female tax collector Bi Yue, reached out and clamped her under his armpit, and another triple jump jumped on the ox cart he was sitting on.

He picked up the bullwhip and whipped the cow's butt vigorously, but the cow shook slowly and leisurely, similar to the usual walking, and Gao Feng jumped on the back of the cow with the Biyue girl, and whipped its ass hard with the bullwhip, but it had no effect, the cow was still walking in all directions, as if the ancient officials were in the court.

"I'll check, why doesn't this cow run, why is it so slow and leisurely?"

Gao Feng was also so anxious that he shouted, and the sprinkler behind him was about to rush over, and the water column shot at himself and Miss Biyue from time to time, and he was cold for a while.

"Young man, this cow won't run away until it goes crazy, why don't you whip it?"

Some villagers told him that the cow would only run wildly when it went crazy, and he would usually walk slowly and leisurely.

"Uncle, under what circumstances does this cow have to go crazy?"

It seems that the cow can only run if it is crazy, otherwise it will only swing slowly, and before it can shake two steps, the sprinkler will hit the ass.

The villagers told him: "Guy, you haven't seen a bullfight, you have to make a red cloth to tease it, this cow will go crazy." ”

The villagers are right, this cow just can't see red things, and the Spanish bullfighting competition is also very popular, the matador just takes a piece of red cloth to tease the bull, and the cow will go crazy.

"Brother Yamamoto, and Yamaguchi-kun, you can't escape, you all get off the oxen and surrender, I will treat your captives preferentially. ”

The sprinkler driver in the back screamed, the sprinkler roared like an airplane, and the high-pressure water cannon shot a column of water.

Gao Feng turned his face to look at the beautiful female tax collector Bi Yue, and the girl Bi Yue blushed: "Hey, why are you looking at me like this?"

"Hehe, I see that your underwear is red, or borrow your underwear ......"

Before Gao Feng finished speaking, Miss Bi Yue slapped him in the mouth and scolded angrily.

"Hmph, we don't know each other yet, you're such a hooligan. ”

"Cut, isn't it just a red underwear, if you don't borrow it, you won't borrow it, why are you still beating people, this handsome guy doesn't need you. ”

"Brother Xiong, Brother Ji, is this your natal year?"

Gao Feng snorted, turned his face and shouted to Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, the two viagras were still tied to the ox cart and locked in the dog cage, hearing Gao Feng ask like this, the two viagras answered.

"Yes, Brother Gao, this year is our natal year, why are you asking this, do you want to give us a birthday?"

Ji Wei replied loudly, and Comrade Xiong Erwei could only have a head melon seeds, he was wrapped like a dumpling by the villagers, and he only needed to use his head to express it.

"Oh, as long as it's the natal year, of course this handsome guy wants to celebrate your birthday, I'll give it to you in a while, you're ready, I'll save you." ”

Gao Feng got the answer from the two viagras, he was very satisfied, and immediately jumped down from his ox cart, jumped on top of Ji Wei and Xiong Erwei's ox cart with a triple jump, got the two people out of the dog cage, and made another move.

After this action was done, Ji Wei shouted loudly: "Hey, Brother Gao, you rescued us, why don't you untie us, why don't you take off our pants, you can pick them up, you pick them all off, why do you let your pants fall on your trouser legs, it doesn't affect walking." ”

"Hehe, two viagras, you still don't know, this handsome guy has a hobby of picking up pants, and this handsome guy didn't let you walk, this handsome guy let you run in front of the cow, and I don't have to loosen it for you, you will run loose by yourself in a while. ”

Gao Feng got the two viagras in front of his cow pulling the ox cart, and when the cow saw the two viagras wearing red panties, it immediately went crazy, ran away with four hooves and waved two horns, and frantically went towards the buttocks of the two viagras, and took the two viagras out of the dozen meters, and the two viagras turned six heels on the ground at the same time.

When the two viagras were over, the cow came to them again.

"Two viagras, don't you run quickly, if you don't run, this cow will kill you, it has been teased by your red panties and gone crazy. ”

"I'll check, Brother Gao, no wonder you asked us about our natal year, it turned out that we were teasing the cow, we thought you were really going to give us a birthday, it seems that today next year will be our death day." ”

When the two viagras looked at this red-eyed cow, they couldn't care about it and jumped desperately and ran forward, these two viagras were still tied by a cow rope, and they could only jump like frogs.

The two viagra jumped wildly in front, the cow stared at the buttocks of the two viagra and chased wildly, Gao Feng stood on the back of the cow with Miss Bi Yue, and the left and right of the ox cart were the villagers who were running wildly, and the sprinkler was chasing the ox cart of the peak like crazy.

"Surnamed Gao, is it interesting for you to clamp this girl like this, do you want to clamp such a beautiful girl to death?"

Gao Feng kept holding Miss Biyue under his armpit, and Miss Biyue rolled her eyes a lot by him, and she almost couldn't get out of breath.

"Hehe, it's not interesting, in a situation like this, we should pose a pose, is a scene like this like a blockbuster, like "Titanic", do you have the feeling of a heroine. ”

Gao Feng also remembered the scene in the classic movie "Titanic", the hero and heroine stood on the bow of the ship that was about to sink, how windy it was, he was now standing on the back of a crazy cow with Miss Biyue, it was also a very windy scene, no less than the classic movie "Titanic".

"Get out, who is with you as the hero and heroine, you go down to this girl, you want this girl to be your heroine, have you given a gift?"

Gao Feng was immersed in a wonderful imagination when the Biyue girl suddenly stepped on his foot and pushed him off the back of the running cow with all her might.