Chapter 561: Burn at most two pieces of straw paper
Gao Feng thought about good things, he also remembered the classic movie blockbuster "Titanic", the scene of the hero and heroine standing on the bow of the boat, he was also moved, thinking if he could imitate this scene.
But the heroine Bi Yue girl didn't plan to realize the dream of the peak, she stepped on his feet with her feet, and pushed him out with all her might.
This was not on the flat ground, but on the back of a cow running wildly, and Gao Feng didn't notice that Bi Yue would step on him and push him, and he stood unsteadily and threw himself in the direction of the bull's head.
"Ah, Bi Yue, why are you so ruthless, don't you just let you pose, don't you girls just like to pose, you just like to pose, you can't stop your mouth, stick up two fingers and take a selfie, and try to lose weight, this is not a great opportunity, why don't you appreciate it." ”
Gao Feng fell out of the whole person, and the whole person lay on the neck of the cow, and he was lying on the neck of the cow and yelling.
"Hmph, yes, we girls just like to take selfies, we just like to find angles, and use light to shoot ourselves beautifully, then you can manage it, you want to pose, that girl gives you this opportunity, your style is enough to pull the style." ”
Miss Biyue stomped Gao Feng's legs with her feet, and when she wanted to stomp Gao Feng off the back of the cow, Gao Feng shouted.
"Hey, Bi Yue, you are too ruthless, I am kind enough to save you, and you will take revenge.
Also, let me ask you, why is your balance so strong, and why are you standing so smoothly on the back of this cow. ”
Gao Feng was very puzzled, this cow was crazy, the speed of running was very fast, it was difficult for a natural person to stand on the back of the cow, but this Biyue girl was quite good at controlling it, she couldn't fall off the cow's back at all, and she still had the ability to stomp on Gao Feng's feet.
"Hehe, this girl has been riding a bull's back since she was a child, of course her balance is very strong, I'm afraid that when this girl rides a bull's back, you are still wearing open crotch pants. ”
Miss Biyue smiled proudly, don't look at this girl who looks like a shy flower in the moon, she can't see the naughty appearance, but she is such a quiet girl, she has always been very naughty, she can touch birds on the tree, and she can catch shrimp in the river, this cow's back is also her favorite to ride, no wonder the balance is so strong.
"Hehe, Bi ←←←←, m.▼.c■om month, when this handsome guy wears open crotch pants, you are also wearing open crotch pants, we are the same year, and we also wore open crotch pants at the same time. ”
Gao Feng has been wearing open crotch pants for a few years, and open crotch pants are convenient, so people don't have to worry about convenience.
When I first wore closed crotch pants, there were a few times when I went crazy and urinated in the crotch urgently, who hasn't experienced such a mess.
Gao Feng thought about the embarrassment that would come out at that time, and he couldn't help but feel funny.
"Hmph, you're a big hooligan, who wears open crotch pants at the same time as you, this girl never wears open crotch pants, this girl never wears closed crotch pants. ”
Miss Biyue got angry again, raised her foot and kicked Gao Feng's feet, she wanted to stomp Gao Feng's neck.
"Hey, Bi Yue, if you do this again, don't blame this handsome guy for being polite, this handsome guy has also ridden a cow's back. ”
Gao Feng was stomped on fire, he clamped one of Bi Yue's feet between his feet, and hooked forward hard, Bi Yue's girl screamed and fell forward, the whole person was hung on the neck of the cow, and the melon seeds in his head were about to touch the ground, only one centimeter away from the ground.
"Hey, you rascal, there's no such thing as you, you pull me up. ”
"Hehe, beauty, you want to play with Uncle Gao, isn't that self-inflicted, then Uncle Gao will play with you, don't you think it's fun?"
Gao Feng was already sitting on the neck of the cow, with his feet clamping Bi Yue's feet and neck, and the girl Bi Yue hung upside down on the cow's neck, like hanging a loofah.
"Hey, surnamed Gao, this is not fun, you quickly pull this girl up, you can't treat your savior like this. ”
The cow ran frantically, and Miss Biyue was hung around the cow's neck, dangling like a loofah, her hair dragging on the ground, and some dust was swept up, and her head was about to touch the ground from time to time.
"Hehe, that's right, you saved me just now, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to clear my grievances, the police really treated me as a cattle thief when they came, it was indeed you who helped, but you were also quite able to play tricks when you helped, the 30,000 yuan you gave me, except for six hundred real money, the rest are all dark coins, your trick is too insidious. ”
In fact, Gao Feng really didn't have much money in his pocket, and when he asked for 10,000 yuan, it was difficult for him to get 10,000 yuan, but after this Biyue girl appeared, she gave him three bundles of money when everyone was not paying attention, which was the 30,000 yuan that Gao Feng conjured up like magic.
Miss Biyue did a great favor to Gao Feng, and the hardware store proprietress was also kept in the dark, including the thousand villagers, and no one knew what the situation was.
"Hmph, you think I want to do this, I'm also a last resort, this girl was supposed to come back to see grandma on Sunday, but I didn't expect to meet you here to make trouble.
Later, I only found that I only had 600 yuan in my pocket, so I went back to my grandmother's house to find money.
I saw that my grandmother's house also bought some dark coins there, which were intended for my grandfather's grave, so I used them casually, you should thank me, right, this is the money for my grandfather, and it will be used for you temporarily. ”
"Ah, Bi Yue, you gave me the money to go to your grandfather's grave, but you used it for me, you treat me as your dead grandfather!"
Gao Feng couldn't cry or laugh when he heard this, these dozens of dark coins were still the money that Grandma Bi Yue used for her grandfather's grave, and she used it wittily on herself at this time.
"Hmph, who are you to be a grandfather, you are almost like my grandson.
You don't have to talk about it, pull your aunt up quickly, otherwise, this girl will not be finished with you. ”
Miss Biyue was also anxious, and Gao Feng pulled her on the back of the cow, seeing that this girl was already discolored, her hair was messed up, and her clothes were also opened, revealing the red underwear inside, as well as the skin like snow.
"Hehe, Bi Yue, your father named you Bi Yue just because you look like a shy flower in the closed moon, this is really a person like his name.
However, Bi Yue, your appearance makes the moon close her eyes even more, and it also makes rape flowers shy!"
Gao Feng laughed evilly, and the Biyue girl was so angry that she was dancing her teeth and claws at him, scratching and scratching.
"You scoundrel, I'll tell you to shut up, shut your stinky mouth!"
Bi Yue opened her teeth and claws on the back of the cow, and the peak let go of it, and the two of them fought on the back of the cow.
"Oh, no, we're done!"
Gao Feng was arguing with Miss Bi Yue, and he suddenly noticed a bad situation, a cultural wall appeared in front of them, and two red panties hung on the cultural wall, and his crazy cow was crashing into the cultural wall.
Gao Feng knew these two red panties, these are the panties worn by the two viagras in their natal years, and the panties are hung on the cultural wall, but the two viagras are gone.
"Ah, you have to find a way to don't let the cow bump into it!"
Bi Yue also found out about this situation, and she screamed.
"I'll check, I'm still thinking of a fart solution, it's too late!"
But no, when Gao Feng and Bi Yue found out about this situation, the cow was only half a meter away from the cultural wall, and it hit the cultural wall between the words, and there was a loud bang, and the entire cultural wall collapsed, setting off an overwhelming dust.
Gao Feng and Bi Yue hit the cultural wall with the cow, and the two people flew out from the back of the cow, flying over the cultural wall like two bazookas, and landed thirty meters away from the cultural wall.
Thirty meters away from the cultural wall, there are several kinds of exercise equipment installed here, including stepping and massage equipment, single and parallel bar equipment, and waist training equipment.
Gao Feng and Bi Yue flew towards a horizontal bar, and when they were about to hit the horizontal bar, Gao Feng shouted as he stretched out his hand.
"Hey, Bi Yue, you hug it tight, this handsome guy is going to swing the ring. ”
Fortunately, Gao Feng's reaction ability is particularly strong, he grabbed the horizontal bar with one hand, and his whole body swung towards the horizontal bar with inertia, and Gao Feng swung up with one arm, swinging more than 30 in one breath before slowly stopping.
"Cough, cough, Bi Yue, let you hold me tight, didn't let you choke my neck, you want to strangle this handsome guy." ”
When Gao Feng stopped swinging the ring, he felt that he was not angry, and it turned out that Miss Bi Yue was holding his neck with both hands, so that he couldn't catch his breath.
"Hmph, who can pay attention to the posture when it is so critical, this girl thinks this posture is the most perfect. ”
"Perfect fart, it almost strangled me to death, if this handsome guy is strangled to death by you, your grandmother will give your grandfather the pluto coin, just in handy. ”
"Get out of yours, that's my grandfather's money, I can't use it for you, you have nothing to do with this girl's dime, who burned you the dark coin, you die and burn two more pieces of straw paper." ”
"Ah, Bi Yue, I saved you like this, you should make a promise to yourself, why do you hate me like this, just burn two pieces of straw paper and pick the door. ”
At this time, Gao Feng hadn't forgotten Jì's merry nature, and wanted to tease Miss Bi Yue for a few sentences.
People are not romantic teenagers, they are all men who want to be romantic, and when they see a beautiful girl, their romantic nature comes out, and so does this handsome guy.
He also thought that he would still look at the present dynasty and look at me when he counted the romantic characters, but he forgot how Wang Xiaoyue would punish him after knowing this situation.
"Brother Yamamoto, you still play monkey peach picking, you still take the opportunity to take advantage of Yamaguchi-kun, you are also a lustful Brother Yamamoto.
Brother Yamamoto, your good days are over, and your mad cow is also crazy, where do I see your Brother Yamamoto fleeing?"
Gao Feng was laughing at Miss Biyue, and the sprinkler truck rushed over again, and the sprinkler driver was laughing proudly.
The sprinkler driver was right, the mad cow that Gao Feng had ridden just now was now blinded by two red panties, and it was shaking its head frantically there, entangled with itself.