Chapter 45: The Manchu and Han Banquets

After the performance, the audience responded enthusiastically, and the laughter and applause never stopped, which is enough to see the cross talk skills of Mr. Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan.

The two old men went to rest, and the two children came on stage.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Manchu and Han Quanxi", performers Guo Qing and He Xiangdong. ”

The two appeared, and when the audience saw that it was these two children again, the applause immediately became enthusiastic, and the applause was endless. If ordinary children see this scene, they are afraid that they will be frightened, but fortunately, these two children have eaten and seen it, and they are not stunned.

The two paced and walked to the front of the stage, He Xiangdong stood in the table, leaning sideways and looking at Guo Qing outside the table.

Guo Qing smiled slightly and said: "The first is the "White Affair Meeting" that our master told you, and the next is our brothers to tell you a cross talk, the audience present is not very familiar with us, so let's introduce ourselves first." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I have to introduce it." ”

Guo Qing said: "My name is Guo Qing, standing next to me, this is called He Xiangdong, both of us are small characters in the cross talk industry, our level is generally limited, and you can bear more if you don't say well." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You take care of it." ”

After speaking, the two bowed.

The audience was very enthusiastic and gave warm applause, and tonight the audience was also excited, and some shouted below: "Child, how old are you?"

Guo Qing frowned slightly, did not answer, and continued to say his own: "Everyone is not here to praise our brothers, but to listen to cross talk, and what you love is cross talk." ”

That's right. ”

Guo Qing pointed at He Xiangdong and said, "I introduced it just now, this is He Xiangdong, my junior brother, and his master and my master are brothers. ”

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Yes, the teacher is out of the same door." ”

Guo Qing smiled and said, "Senior brother, let's finally meet each other, I have to treat you to a meal." ”

He Xiangdong was a little flattered and asked, "Yo, senior brother, you are too polite, what are you eating?"

Guo Qing asked, "Do you like to eat mutton?" ”

He Xiangdong hurriedly nodded and said, "I love to eat, the mutton is delicious." ”

Guo Qingdao: "That's not it, the meat that comes down from the body of a serious sheep." ”

He Xiangdong asked in surprise: "There are still immodest sheep here." ”

The audience laughed, and the baggage rang.

Guo Qing glanced at He Xiangdong, but he didn't expect that this burden that had not been right was really caught by him, and then he continued: "It's good mutton, seven points of thinness and three points of fat, add some minced green onions and some minced ginger, sesame oil, monosodium glutamate, and soy sauce are mixed into juice, which is very fragrant, and the balls that come out are as big as football boots." ”

He Xiangdong's eyes widened: "Ah, football boots, are there any such descriptions?"

Guo Qing also said on the ground: "I have a lot of appetite." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "I haven't heard of it." ”

The audience was amused, and the burden was good.

Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan stood at the entrance door and watched the performance of these two children, after all, it was a competition, so we had to see the performance of these two children.

Fan Wenquan smiled and said to Fang Wenqi: "Senior brother, don't say it, Dongzi is doing a good job." ”

"Yes. Fang Wenqi answered, he didn't say much, but he muttered in his heart, his apprentice himself knows best, this kid is usually not like this, he is quite lively, why is he so cautious today, what's wrong?

The cross talk performance on the stage continued, and Guo Qing continued: "Okay, let's make an appointment tomorrow at three o'clock in the morning in Babaoshan, Beijing, and I invite you to eat lamb meatballs." ”

He Xiangdong was startled and hurriedly said, "Ouch, then I can't go." ”

"What's the matter?" Guo Qing also asked.

He Xiangdong's eyes widened and said, "At three o'clock in the morning, Babaoshan, do you invite me to dinner, or invite those residents to eat?"

Guo Qing shook his head and smiled, and said, "Don't eat it, don't eat the roast duck, authentic Peking duck." ”

He Xiangdong hurriedly nodded and said, "That's good." ”

Guo Qing introduced: "The two most famous roast duck restaurants in Beijing, one is called Cheap Fang, the other is called Quanjude, Quanjude is crispy skin and tender meat, burnt fragrant, cheap skin and meat is soft and tough as paper, is delicate and moving, which one do you like to eat?"

He Xiangdong said: "I can do it." ”

Guo Qingdao: "That's it, Quanjude is good, crispy and fragrant." ”

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Okay." ”

Guo Qingdao: "Roast duck has skin, oil and meat, a roll of small lotus leaf cakes, put on some shredded green onions and cucumber strips, and some secret sauce, a roll of that taste is absolutely amazing." ”

He Xiangdong responded: "Yes." ”

Guo Qing continued: "Everyone, eating roast duck didn't say that I ate one and a half, half a catty and eight taels, they all said rolls, take a roll of lotus leaf cakes, and eat a few rolls. Brother, how many rolls can you eat? ”

"Me. He Xiangdong licked his lips and said, "I can bankrupt the breeding base of Quanjude." ”

The audience laughed.

Guo Qing said: "Ho, that's not enough for you to eat." ”

He Xiangdong asked, "What should I do then?"

Guo Qing replied: "The roast duck is not enough to make up the cake, so I will ask Quanjude to take 200 catties of noodles to make you a flatbread." ”

He Xiangdong opened his mouth wide: "Ah, how many roast ducks do you need for so many noodles?"

"Not much. Guo Qing stretched out his right index finger, pointed to the nail cover with his left hand, and said, "Just order roast duck." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I'm going to eat cakes here?"

Guo Qing's cross talk is characterized by not being fast or slow, not in a hurry, the burden is also flat and stable, the typhoon is also very chic, down-and-out and generous, handsome and weird, it means a little handsome in it, it can be seen that he has performed for many years, which is also a good seedling.

But as far as this cross talk is concerned, it doesn't actually make the audience happy, of course, cross talk can be funny, but it doesn't mean that every cross talk can make the audience laugh and lie down, not to mention that only if the audience is happy, it's a good cross talk.

For example, the paragraph of "Manchu and Han Quanxi" is more inclined to the literary type, mainly to introduce various delicacies, especially in the live part, there is a large section of throughout, reporting the name of the dish, which is very ornamental, and it also tests the skills of cross talk actors.

The mat was almost finished, Guo Qing was also ready to work, he said: "You don't eat these, then I can only invite you to have a good meal." ”

He Xiangdong asked, "What's good?"

Guo Qing said loudly: "The Manchu and Han Dynasty are full of feasts, and the north and south dishes are dish." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Hey, what's in here?"

"What's there? Guo Qing's face was straight, and he opened his mouth to come: "There are steamed lambs, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chickens, roasted goose, roasted pigs, roasted ducks, sauced chickens, bacon, pine flowers, small belly, dried meat, sausages, assorted Su Paner, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, ......"

The memorization is also called the memorization of the trip, which is done in one go, faster and faster, which is the basic skill of a cross talk actor, and whether you memorize it well or not, you can see that the actor's basic skills are not solid.

The audience saw that the child was carrying a big mouth, and they also took a breath, and they didn't know if the child could carry it, seeing that Guo Qing had no problems at all, the speed of speech was getting faster and faster, and the words were very clear, and the audience immediately applauded.

He Xiangdong couldn't help but compare himself with his senior brother, not to mention that people are studying for a few more years, this is really not as strong as himself, tsk.

"Red Balls, White Balls, Boiled Balls, Croquettes, Sanxian Balls, Sixi Balls, Rice Balls, Sunflower Balls, Dumpling Croquettes, Tofu Balls......" From the red balls onwards is the fastest part of this passage, Guo Qing's eyes are staring, and beads of sweat are also appearing on his forehead.

Of course, the audience applauded very enthusiastically.

"Three kinds of fish, three kinds of explosion, stewed silver silk, stewed sandan, stuffy chops, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, fried live carp, is a plate duck chicken. Guo Qing paused: "I can't eat it." ”

"What's wrong?" He Xiangdong also asked.

Guo Qingdao: "I forgot to bring money. ”

He Xiangdong pushed Guo Qing and said, "I'll go to yours." ”

The two bowed and the audience applauded.