The next one is Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan, the two of them performed a lot of teasing, the effect is still very good, Fan Wenquan is also mixed up from the street, and performing in this kind of small theater is obviously much more free than on TV and in the big theater.

He Xiangdong and Guo Qing went backstage to drink water and rest, Guo Qing said: "I didn't expect you to be quite powerful, and the burden has been taken." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This little thing is nothing at all, if I want to tell you about my burden, you may not be able to take it." ”

Guo Qing snorted lightly and said, "I'm very familiar with selling five weapons, so I can't catch anything." ”

He Xiangdong said lightly: "I hope." ”

This time it was Guo Qingqi's turn to itch teeth.

Soon, Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan finished the performance, and after the host finished the curtain, He Xiangdong and Guo Qing came on the stage, this time it was He Xiangdong who teased and Guo Qing praised.

As soon as these two people appeared, the scene suddenly burst into flames, and applause erupted, and it was still popular with children.

Guo Qing walked to the table and looked at He Xiangdong obliquely, He Xiangdong stood outside the table, his hands in his sleeves, and looked at the audience with a smile, very calm.

The audience also coaxed: "Kid, sing us another one." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "If you want to listen to singing, then you have to add money." ”

The audience immediately coaxed: "Yes." ”

"Plus. ”

……

He Xiangdong immediately rushed to the back and shouted: "Manager Lin, come out to collect the money, the audience is going to give the money." ”

The audience burst into laughter and applause.

Guo Qing saw He Xiangdong's hot fight with the audience, and a little inexplicable awkward feelings appeared in his heart.

He Xiangdong continued: "You just want to give more money, this thing is called 'pimple pestle' in our industry, in the early years, in the tea house, it was said that cross talk was not like now, it was all about charging money for one game, and our actors took a basket to you to collect money, five cents a game, hey, you give a dollar, this is to add money, we have to shout out, this master rewards five cents." ”

"Oh. The audience suddenly realized.

He Xiangdong smiled: "How about it, listen to cross talk to increase knowledge." ”

"En~" The audience replied again, then laughed again, and applauded again.

He Xiangdong also smiled, and then said: "Then how many pimples do you plan to give, and you are not allowed to leave without money." Someone, close the door for me, and release Manager Lin from the cage. ”

Guo Qing was amused, and said angrily: "I haven't heard of what this is called." ”

The audience couldn't be happier, and they were laughing there one by one, holding their stomachs.

He Xiangdong saw that the atmosphere at the scene was very good, and his heart was settled, and he continued: "Jokes are jokes, the front is the cross talk that our two masters told you, and it is very good to talk about teasing." The two old men are also old, and they come down to the backstage to rest and drink water. ”

Guo Qingying said: "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong said: "The audience is also tired, and some viewers go to the toilet and pee. ”

Guo Qingdao: "This is normal. ”

He Xiangdong summed up: "So this time period is the time for the audience to pee and the two of us masters to drink water." ”

"Poof. The audience burst into laughter.

Guo Qing's eyes widened, and he hurriedly said, "Don't talk nonsense, I haven't heard of it." ”

He Xiangdong was also happy, and glanced at Guo Qing, this cheap senior brother's skills are still good, he continued: "Next, our brothers will perform a "Selling Five Instruments" for you, hey, you have bothered to praise it a lot." ”

Guo Qing responded: "It's too much." ”

The two bowed, and the audience applauded.

He Xiangdong got up and pointed to Guo Qing beside him and said, "I want to introduce to you the actor next to me." ”

Guo Qingyi pointed at himself and said, "Me?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said: "This young actor's name is Guo Qing, and the cross talk is quite good, you have also listened to it before, Allegro, Guankou, and Liu Huoer are all very good." ”

Guo Qing said modestly: "You are too popular." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "You ...... this year"

Guo Qing continued: "Thirteen." ”

"Your birth thirteen years ago was a major event in the cross talk world. He Xiangdong came again.

Guo Qing was a little flattered, and hurriedly said, "Then I don't dare to be it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "In the summer of thirteen years, it was very hot that year, and the night was thirty-nine degrees eight. ”

Guo Qing exclaimed: "Huh, so hot?"

"Not really. He Xiangdong continued: "That big night was covered with sweat, and the family couldn't stay at all, so your mother was fanning the wind at the mouth of the alley with you. ”

Although I don't know what He Xiangdong wants to do, Guo Qing still holds it, after all, this is a performance, and it can't be smashed: "Yes, how hot it is." ”

He Xiangdong picked up the fan on the table and opened it to fan himself, wiped the sweat on his forehead with his other hand, twisted his body to make a woman's figure, and said, "It's so hot, it's so hot, it's so hot." Your mother fanned and fanned, and all you could hear was a plop ......"

"What's the matter. Guo Qing answered.

He Xiangdong said: "You were born." ”

"Huh?" Guo Qing was dumbfounded.

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Who was born 'plop plop'. Guo Qingdao.

He Xiangdong said: "Either how can you say that your birth is a major event in the cross talk world." ”

Guo Qing said angrily: "This is the kind of thing that happened together." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's not over yet, your father was very happy to see that you were born, so he ran over, picked it up and saw that it was a meat ball, this is a monster that came out, your father pulled out a sword is a split, and you came out wearing a belly pocket and pedaling on the Hot Wheels." ”

Guo Qingyi pushed He Xiangdong and said: "Go, this is me, this is Nezha." ”

The audience laughed and applauded, all amused by the two children on stage.

He Xiangdong laughed badly, and then said: "You were born with a baby's cry, and this cry immediately melted your father's heart. ”

Guo Qingdao: "Biological one." ”

He Xiangdong opened his mouth to learn the baby's cry: "Wow~Wow......"

"Whoa......" The audience exclaimed in unison, and the applause was thunderous, this learning is too similar.

Guo Qing looked stupid on the sidelines.

Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan took two stools and sat at the entrance door, these two were too old to stand for a long time, but when they heard He Xiangdong's performance, Fan Wenquan couldn't sit still at all, "rubbed" and stood up from the stool, looked at He Xiangdong on the stage in dismay, looked back at Fang Wenqi again, and asked, "Who taught Dongzi this ventriloquist?"

Old God Fang Wenqi smiled on the ground and didn't say much.

Fan Wenquan sighed: "Senior brother, you have put a lot of effort into Dongzi, and you have taught ventriloquism so well." ”

Fang Wenqi still smiled and said nothing, he himself knew ventriloquism, Fan Wenquan thought it was passed on by Fang Wenqi.

On the stage, He Xiangdong, who was crying after learning to cry, saw that the response to the scene was very good, and continued to Guo Qing: "When you grow up, when you are five years old, you go out to play and are stabbed by a wild thorn on the side of the road, it hurts, and you can't stop crying." ”

Guo Qing also suppressed the surprise in his heart and said, "Child, that's inevitable." ”

He Xiangdong said: "But your parents feel sorry for the child, they are crying indecently, so they were sent to the hospital quickly, and the doctor took a look, ah, this has to be amputated." ”

"Ah, this is going to be amputated?" Guo Qing exclaimed.

He Xiangdong said: "Then this doctor went to the boiler to borrow a saw, and it was a sharp saw on your feet." ”

He Xiangdong pursed his mouth, his oral muscles moved, and the sound of logging came out of his mouth.

"Wow. "The audience is on fire again, this ventriloquist is amazing.

Guo Qing was dumbfounded again on the side.

At the entrance door, Fan Wenquan stood up again, and said to Fang Wenqi in shock: "You also taught this?"