"Master, are you pregnant?"

Kakashi's words turned the mood that the audience was looking forward to into a big scolding...... Oh no, it's laughter.

"Huh~~~~~"

"Cut ~~~~~"

"Kakashi-sensei, you are making such fun of the master, beware that the master will flatten you!"

There were quite a few spectators below who began to heckle.

Kakashi Hachiki spread his hands and asked, "I heard that you came to this show today and brought a special gift, right?"

Gift?

The audience's eyes lit up.

There are some faint expectations.,If this gift is the book of Mr. Jiu Sinai and Mr. Bo Feng Shuimen...... Ahem, we're not such undisciplined people!

We just want to see the fruit photos of Mr. Bo Feng Shuimen!

Many girls in the audience stretched their necks to see what gifts Teacher Jiu Sinai brought.

Uzumaki Kushina smiled slightly, and said a little playfully: "Yes, please open the drawer under the table." ”

The four-wheel drive fighter trio did so.

Each person has a beautifully wrapped box in their hands.

"This is a small gift for my movie, "My Sassy Girlfriend is a Robot" will be released on December 12th, holding a box with a lot of ......"

Before Uzumaki Kushina's words fell, Kakashi's ability to die was turned on again.

"Master, is this your movie?"

"Isn't this a movie from March?"

Uzumaki Kushina: "......"

Bo Feng Shuimen: "......"

4WD Fighter: "......"

The audience under the stage burst into laughter.

The movie that March acted in?

Kakashi-sensei, your skill in death seems to be getting stronger and stronger!? Your master and sister are sitting in front of you, and you actually mention other female stars so facelessly.

Teacher, you're in trouble.

Uchiha Obito sat in the audience, and when he heard this, his eyes couldn't help but light up.

The way this ad is ......

Give you 82 points, and the rest will be given to you in the form of 666!

A short sentence of ridicule not only explained the release date of "My Sassy Girlfriend is a Robot", but also revealed the lineup of the two actors.

Who came up with the idea of advertising?

Talented!

Really thumbs it up!

……

Background.

Naruto Uzumaki couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat when he heard Kakashi's ridiculous words: Kakashi-sensei, you ...... Take care, there used to be a person who was so arrogant in front of my mother, and now his grave grass is more than two meters high.

Sasuke Uchiha turned his head with a smile and said in a low voice, "Idiot." ”

Sakata Gintoki touched his chin, smacked his lips, and didn't say anything.

……

on stage.

The next second.

It was that black and rich aura that suddenly rushed out, and the audience even had the illusion that at this time, Jiu Sinai's hair seemed to be floating in the air, and his eyes were full of strange light.

Amen.

Kakashi-sensei, take care.

This is the collective thinking of the audience.

But everyone had a smile on their faces, wanting to keep watching.

"Mmmm What did you just say? I don't seem to hear clearly, right?"

At this time, Kakashi Hagi was still holding the box, studying the design on it, and when he was subconsciously about to say something, the four-wheel drive fighter beside him coughed seriously.

Kakashi looked up.

What caught her eyes was the master who was full of black breath.

"Uh......"

"Master, I'm sorry, I was wrong. ”

"I don't dare anymore. ”

"You don't remember the villain. ”

"I ......"

Seconds!

It's really a second cowardice!

Kakashi, who was still teasing his master a second ago, was frightened by the other party's look! Only then did he remember that his master also had a nickname, called Blood Red Pepper!

Initiate a rush and kill people!

Uzumaki Kushina nodded with satisfaction, and in less than a second, she turned back into that gentle 'master', and she patted Kakashi Hagi on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Well, the son can be taught." ”

Kakashi Hachiki: "......"

The four-wheel drive fighter smiled lowly, then took over the topic and looked at Uzumaki Jiu Sinai: "Welcome, welcome to our show as a guest, what did the director tell you in advance, did he tell you, what kind of show is this?"

Uzumaki Kushina: "I didn't say anything, I just told me that I wanted to be the goddess of the first episode of this show, so I came." ”

4WD Fighter: "Let me introduce you, it's a serious debate show. ”

Uzumaki Kushina: "......"

Four-wheel drive fighter: "The topic we are discussing is related to the national economy and people's livelihood, and then it is related to everyone! Please come because on our side, except for Kakashi-sensei and Bo Fengshuimen-sensei, who will each express their opinions, you can choose any side of the view that you support or disagree with. ”

Then make your point. ”

"However, none of that matters. ”

Uzumaki Kushina listened very carefully.

Because these are the rules of the show. After all, the whole show is still mainly in the form of a debate competition, and the debate is to divide the lineup on both sides and explain the arguments to each other.

The audience also listened quite seriously.

However, in the next second, the four-wheel drive fighter said cheaply: "The reason why I say that these things are not important is because the rules of our entire debate scene are ......"

"Whatever. ”

Uzumaki Kushina was dumbfounded.

Bo Feng Shuimen was dumbfounded.

Kakashi Hachiki was also dumbfounded.

The audience was dumbfounded.

Then there was another burst of laughter!

As you see fit?

Hey, hey, hey, your program team is a little responsible, okay!

What does it mean to be casual!

Stand up for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu promises not to kill you!

Under the stage, Mikoto Misaka watched the loud laughter that burst out from the audience, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but hook. This kind of hosting opening, throwing out such a novel form from time to time, is definitely what Sunan wrote correctly!

After the audience burst into laughter, the four-wheel drive fighter spoke again: "In order to improve the ...... of such a high-beep show as ours"

Uzumaki Kushina: "...... What does that mean, high beep?"

Bo Feng Shuimen: "......"

Poofhahaha.

The audience burst into laughter again.

Rely on!

Wonderful!

It's so exciting!

It's only been a few minutes, and how many times has this show already made the audience laugh?

It's not a debate show at all, it's a joker show, right?

Did you make the audience laugh like that?

The applause lasted for a long time.

This kind of stalk, the audience who knows what Gao Beeg means, will understand, if it is a child...... Go Baidu yourself.

The four-wheel drive fighter braked in time and coughed: "Okay, let me ask a warm-up question, it's very simple, very simple, Uzumaki Jiu Sinai, if you get up one morning, you suddenly find that you and your partner have swapped bodies, it is Bo Feng Shuimen teacher......"

Uzumaki Kushina looked horrified.

Program Group......

Is this about to start doing things?

And wave feng shui gate to change the body?

And then what?

"What will you do?"

Silent.

There was a long silence.

Uzumaki Kushina suddenly raised his hand: "Host, I have a problem." ”

4WD Fighter: "What's the problem." ”

Kushina Uzumaki: "My lover's apprentice, Kakashi Hagi, has no partner. ”

Kakashi Hachiki: "......"

Special meow!

This can be a lying gun!

The audience burst into laughter again.

Kushina-sensei, your festival is gone! You so openly reported that Kakashi-sensei Hagi has no partner, you must be holding a grudge against what happened just now!

Hahahaha.

The four-wheel drive fighter scratched his forehead: "Uh...... Kakashi-sensei's question, we'll deal with it later, Kushina-sensei, what would you do if you and Bo Feng Shuimen-sensei swapped bodies?"

Uzumaki Kushina couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

What will be done?

What will be done?

What will be done?

Oh my God!

What kind of show is this! Why did the old lady agree to that bastard boy in southern Jiangsu to participate in such a shitty show!

How can the old lady answer this kind of thing!!!!!!

The next second.

Uzumaki Kushina smiled calmly, calmly stroked his hair, and said calmly: "Jerk off." ”

4WD Fighter: "......"

Bo Feng Shuimen: "......"

Kakashi Hachiki: "......"

Uchiha Obito: "......"

Naruto Uzumaki: "......"

Sasuke Uchiha: "......"

Gintoki Sakata: "......"

Audience: "......"