Yu Xiaoyu is a college student at a normal university, and her favorite thing to watch is all kinds of dramas every day in addition to classes. www.biquge.info For this reason, she has a wealthy family and has gold members of major video networks.

After class this day, she returned to the dormitory to watch dramas as usual, it is now July, the exams of various subjects have been completed, and some anxious students have already taken the train home, Yu Xiaoyu is a local, so she is not in a hurry to go home at all.

"Eye-popping - the male god of Chinese-style advertising hangs all kinds of little fresh meat, and my sister's screen is wet, what about you?"

Yu Xiaoyu looked at the video on the homepage of the video website and was silent, it is estimated that which third-tier star wants to go crazy, and he finds a group of sailors to top the video on the homepage.

However, the herd mentality has always been a habit handed down from the bones of the Chinese nation, and Yu Xiaoyu couldn't resist being curious, so he clicked on the video link. The video is not long at all, only a short thirty seconds, but when the picture appeared, Yu Xiaoyu directly entered the petrified state.

"Handsome! It's so handsome! I can't get enough of it! Is he the prince charming in a fairy tale?" Yu Xiaoyu said with both hands in her heart, she is usually a good student with excellent character and learning, and she has never committed a nymphomaniac, but she found that she was wrong! She had already knelt down firmly under the clothes of this male god in a long robe.

Yu Xiaoyu decisively downloaded the video and sent it to the dormitory group, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy, there is such a handsome guy in the world who must be shared with good sisters!

Yu Xiaoyu's roommates, who had left school, were very curious about what video their Xiaoyu sister would send, so they didn't care whether their mobile phones had WiFi or not, and immediately clicked on the video.

The group was silent for ten minutes, and suddenly, the most pungent eldest sister in the bedroom broke the silence with two words:

"Husband!"

"Husband +1"

"Husband +2"

“......”

A girl in the bedroom was conquered by the smiling face and elegant temperament of the advertising male god, whether it was his smile and smile as if he had the magic of seducing the soul, these girls who were not deeply involved in the world were directly immersed in the gentle township of the male god.

"Little fish, where did you find the wild male god?" the eldest sister in the dormitory asked with a roar.

Yu Xiaoyu replied: "I also saw it on the video website, and now the click-through rate has broken through the sky, it is estimated that some people never get tired of watching it... I'm not going to talk to you, I'm going to watch it twice! Not ten times! Husband! I'm coming!"

"Bichi, don't look at my husband! The male god is mine!" said the third sister in the bedroom.

For a while, the group was silent again, and all the girls were replaying the small advertising video over and over again: "... Welcome to the school..."

This kind of thing is happening in the north and south of the Chinese River, from sixty or seventy-year-old aunts to seven or eight-year-old girls, no one can escape the charm of Sima Junan, the Huaxia Internet at this time is ruled by Sima Junan, and the whole network is playing Sima Junan's demonic and seductive smile in a loop.

Xiahou Yongyue, who had been bored, suddenly found out on the Internet that the advertising videos of her school had been forwarded in various ways, and the number of forwards had broken through the sky. Looking at the explosive data, she hurriedly informed Hao Yundao: "Our advertisement is on fire on the Internet!"

Hao Yun hurriedly summoned Sima Junan to the small conference room to understand the situation, Xiahou Yongyue turned on the projector and connected to his private computer and said: "Within three hours, our advertising videos occupied the homepage of major video websites such as Qiniao, Youdou, and Aiqinyi, and the number of broadcasts directly surpassed the on-air dramas to become the top of the list. At the same time, because Sima Junan did not restrict downloads when uploading, the video source began to be forwarded by netizens, and posts of worship and kneeling and licking have appeared on major post bars. At the same time, the dating bar and the giving bar already have people in the profile of Sima Junan. All in all, another phenomenal Internet celebrity has appeared!"

Hao Yun looked at Sima Junan with a wicked smile and said, "Congratulations!

Sima Junan said with a bitter face: "Congratulations to your sister! Fire your brother-in-law! I knew that there would be such a result, so I didn't do it! It doesn't make sense, I wasn't sought after like this when I was in school." ”

"You have to thank the big makeup artist - Miss Xiahou, her makeup skills are amazing, and your foundation and her makeup skills have directly created this Internet frenzy. When you were in college, you were at most a school grass, as long as you go through the exaggerated rendering of the Internet, you are now a national male god and a public husband-level existence. Hao Yun explained with a smile.

Sima Junan slumped weakly in his chair and muttered, "I'm so stupid... Really..."

"Brother, don't cos, sister-in-law Xianglin! If you have that mind, you might as well be busy with work!" Hao Yun comforted.

Sima Junan asked rhetorically: "Do we have a job now? Aren't we just waiting for school to start?"

Hao Yun: ......

What Sima said made sense! Hao Yun suddenly looked back and realized that he had now opened all the joints, and there was nothing to do before the start of school!

But Sima, July 14th and 15th are the dates of the parent-teacher meetings of the major kindergartens in the seven cities, and you need to publicize it, don't forget that Wu Yuqing will cooperate with you. Hao Yun instructed: "Okay, it's a holiday!"

Hao Yun, who had nothing to do, took Xiahou Yongyue and went straight to the snack street, he was busy with work for the first two days and didn't enjoy the delicious food at all, and now Hao Yun, who is finally idle, must treat his stomach.

The snack streets of the seven cities are very good in terms of patterns and types, coupled with the unique atmosphere of the Northeast, a hundred yuan is enough for you to eat a round stomach.

However, the snack street is densely populated, and the security is sometimes not good, and there are often green-skinned gangsters on the street. This is a social cancer that does not know how to make progress and is willing to degenerate, and idleness every day has made negative contributions to the long-term peace and stability and harmonious atmosphere of society.

However, Hao Yun is here to eat, not to cause trouble, he and Xiahou Yongyue are both people with unique skills, not to mention that Hao Yun knows that Xiahou Yongyue has trolls on her body at any time. If there is really someone who dares to provoke these two without opening their eyes, they will definitely regret it and doubt their lives.

"Xiahou, do you want to string a big waist?" Hao Yun stood in front of the stall and looked at Xiahou Yongyue shyly and asked.

Hao Yun obviously saw an angry cross bubble bulging on Xiahou Yongyue's forehead, and the Xiahou girl's pretty face was slightly red, and she said softly: "Get out!"

Hao Yun smiled: "Don't eat it... Ay... This family's big waist is a unique in the seven cities, and I have been here since I was a child! His roasted oysters and roasted leeks are also good! Would you like to try it?"

Xiahou Yongyue slapped the pistol on the table and said angrily: "Believe it or not, the old lady shot you?"

"Take the toy back! who are you scaring about?" Hao Yun said in a cold sweat. Does he know that this is a real thing! How dare this old tiger girl do anything? Pull out a gun in public? This is crazy!

Xiahou Yongyue put the pistol in her arms, smiled and said to the stall owner: "Boss, bake me a bullwhip!"

When the boss brought the roasted bullwhip to Xiahou Yongyue, the girl pinched the bullwhip and looked at Hao Yun's crotch, she opened her small mouth, and bit the bullwhip with a click, Hao Yun suddenly felt that her crotch was also cold...