Chapter Seventy-Six: The Whitewashing Mission: Teaching Without Class
There are hooligans every year, and there are especially many today. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Just when Hao Yun was eating leek oysters and big waist, while bragging to Xiahou Yongyue, telling about his glorious years, a group of hooligans also came unexpectedly.
"Big brother, look over there, what a pretty girl!" said a young man with yellow hair and a flowing flow of breath to a big man whose hair had been shaved so that only green skin remained.
The green-skinned man slapped Huang Hai on the head: "You are blind! What kind of aesthetics? I have to call the old lady Auntie, you actually like this mouthful?"
Huang Mao said aggrievedly: "Big brother! The girl at that table! dressed in an OL suit, with long legs and black stockings, absolutely the best in the world! I can guarantee that it is a chick!"
The green-skinned man looked at the yellow-haired fingers, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "It's very beautiful! Let's go, let's get to know each other!"
Huang Mao took the lead, carrying two chairs and placing them between Hao Yun and Xiahou Yongyue. Hao Yun and Xiahou Yongyue's table was square, and there was no one for them to sit facing each other, so the two hooligans took advantage of the situation and got stuck between them.
Looking at the uninvited guest, Hao Yun rolled his eyes helplessly, glanced at the green-skinned man and asked, "This big brother, I don't know which way he is a hero?"
Qingpi said imposingly: "Guess!"
I guess? I guess your sister! How do I know what kind of character you are? I know the head of the Seven Cities, but you are definitely not Li Tianba!
Hao Yun calmed down his inner turmoil and said: "East Street, West Factory, South School, North Mine, where are you mixed up, big brother?"
Qingpi's thick eyebrows were raised, and he said boldly: "When I heard what you said, you are also a social person!
Hao Yun said lightly: "The East Street Flying Car Little Overlord, the West Factory Tyrant Mo Dao Maniac, the Southern Learning Alliance has a wide range of doors, and the North Mine tyrants are lined up... As for me, the Six Roads Alliance respects me as the leader of the alliance, and I have any advice in Xia Hao Yun?"
As soon as Qingpi heard Hao Yun's words, he sat down on the ground with a plop, and he really met a ghost when he walked at night! The mixed society didn't pretend to understand and ran into the big guy directly! The leader of the Sixth Road General Alliance? Hao Yun? This is the supreme leader of the second-generation circle of the Seven Cities! Who provokes the existence of the destruction of the family!
Hao Yun's reaction to a green skin knew that this product was frightened by his notoriety. Hao Yun said that he was very innocent: he, the leader of the alliance, was just a mascot, although he couldn't say that he hadn't done any bad things, but Hao Yun, who killed people and set fires, really didn't do it, and the worst thing was to fight in a group twice. The legends of killing the whole family and destroying the whole family are all made up by good deeds, and they have nothing to do with him...
"Boss, two more beers!, ice!" Hao Yun shouted at the boss.
"Okay!"
Hao Yun pulled up the pale green skin on the ground and asked, "Do you have any last words?"
Qingpi knelt down in front of Hao Yun with a puff and begged: "Please Lord Hao Meng take my life! I have an eighty-year-old mother and a ten-year-old daughter below!"
Hao Yun said contemptuously: "Can you be a little creative? Can you say something fresh?"
Qingpi said: "My daughter is twelve this year! I am willing to dedicate him to you, I just ask you to spare my family!"
"Poof!" Hearing this, Xiahou Yongyue squirted out the cold beer in her mouth, she looked at Hao Yun with a smile, and her big eyes were full of ridicule.
Hao Yun was also taken aback by Qingpi's words, covered his face and wailed in pain: "Damn! My reputation should not be able to be saved!"
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the user for triggering the reputation system and opening the side quest - Holy Teacher, Teach No Class. Hao Ling'er's voice suddenly appeared in Hao Yun's ears.
Gotcha! It's another mission!
"Task introduction: the so-called high school is a teacher, and the body is a model! After the system test, the user's reputation in the local area is negative, as an all-round principal, how can the user shoulder the infamy? Therefore, the system releases this task in the hope that the user will try his best to whitewash!"
"The task is to turn the image around and educate the local hooligans to turn evil over good. The system will score users based on their behavior, with a full score of 100 points and 60 points of pass!"
"Mission Reward: Comprehensive Lottery Once!"
"Penalty for failure: You can't even pack a bunch of hooligans, even if you're my ancestor... Grandpa, please die!"
Hao Yun: 0-0!
There is no class in education! Education hooligans are ruffians! This system really doesn't want to let itself be idle! Originally, Hao Yun also planned to take advantage of the hard-won holiday to play games in the bedroom to see if there are any new closed beta announcements. I didn't expect to run into the task of the cheating father again.
The most detrimental thing about this task is that he doesn't even tell you the completion criteria of the task. The scoring mechanism of that cheat dad is simply disgusting. Hao Yun does not have the authority to inquire about the degree of task completion during the task completion process, and the score can only be known at the moment when the task is handed in.
This is very embarrassing, if Hao Yun hurriedly handed in the task but got a failing evaluation, he would really face endless death! So in order to be safe, Hao Yun must do things perfectly, and there must be no flaws at all, otherwise he will easily hit the street!
Hao Yun patted Qingpi's shoulder and said, "This benevolent brother, what is your status on the ground in the Seven Cities?
"It's not high! my subordinates are only seven or eight people, and this yellow hair is my brother-in-law..."The green-skinned man said embarrassedly.
"Damn, you really have a wife!What about your daughter?" Hao Yun felt that his glasses were shattered, and this kind of green skin could also find a wife?
"Yes... My wife just likes my slashing momentum... My daughter is not ten years old, but she is also at the age of elementary school..."Qingpi's face was astringent, as if he had returned to the eventful years of the year.
"You can reminisce about the past later, I have something that I can use you, and if it is done well, I can consider keeping you safe. Hao Yun said politely, the more polite you are to this kind of person, the more they kick their noses in the face, so Hao Yun directly used the tone of command.
"You say, you say. "In the face of Hao Yun, this green skin does not dare to have a temper at all, Hao Yun's notoriety is really terrifying, it is said that the rural children in the seven cities cried and their parents have been using Hao Yun's name to scare the children, and a quasi...
Hao Yun bit his big waist and said, "In a while, you take me to find hooligans in the whole city." ”
"Master Hao, what do you mean by this?" Qingpi looked at Hao Yun with a confused expression and asked.
Hao Yun gritted his teeth and said, "Great transformation! Re-education!"
Xiahou Yongyue was also frightened by Hao Yun, and hurriedly asked, "What are you doing here?"
"You have also seen my reputation, and it is going to stink on the street! I must change my image and wash away other people's rumors! The so-called rumors stop at the wise, and I must make these rumor-spreading guys become wise men! Change my image first from the hooligans!" Hao Yun said viciously.
Xiahou Yongyue was speechless, so she could only step back and watch Hao Gong die.
Qingpi nodded his head like a kowtow machine and said: "I'm good at this! I've been in the Seven Cities for almost 20 years, and I know all the big and small hooligans on the ground in the Seven Cities! I also know more than half of the guys in the countryside who don't do their jobs!"
Hao Yun grinned and said, "That's really good! I'm full, Qingpi, you can lead the way! But before I catch the hooligans, I need to go to the hardware store to buy some iron nails, there is no deterrent without weapons..."
"Okay!" Qingpi took the lead, he felt relaxed now, he was so happy to be able to survive if he offended King Haoyan!
Looking at the green-skinned Hao Yun with a passionate smile on his face, he was silent, and a nursery rhyme suddenly played in his heart:
Little girl,
panic,
It's all to blame for Hao Yun and Hao Yan.
Hao Yanwang,
Big Rascal,
Crisscrossing the hometown.
I beg the Lord of the Blue Sky,
Sweep away the Hades and protect the Quartet!