Senior brother's appearance broke through the sky, his voice was easy to hear, and the most important thing was that the smile he showed to You Qi was simply amazing.

Senior brother, I'm going to give you a monkey!

Senior brother, I want to give you a mountain of flowers and fruits!

Senior brother, I'm going to give you a big orange martial arts!

Senior brother, I'm going to give you a flying sand!

Senior brother, I'm going to give you raw pear blossom velvet!

……

Yes, in just a few seconds, You Qi has become Tinker Bell, this belly, anything can be born, only you can't think of it, you can't give birth without him.

In fact, don't look at You Qi's inner barrage, he still pretends to be a good hand on the surface, and he will solve his life events non-stop with an extremely friendly and peaceful smile when he returns his senior brother.

That's called a smooth.

However, once this evil fate begins, it will not be interrupted, just when You Qi is in an uproar, the "human" Zi La uses its Ling Bo micro step, rushes into the toilet with lightning speed, and then takes a Thomas whirlwind, and falls firmly on You Qi's shoulder, and his master, the dead senior, followed into the toilet and looked at You Qi who was making a noise.

His gaze wandered, and then he fell to the source of the waterfall, and then returned to Zila.

You Qi's mind flickered for a moment, and he suddenly felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses roaring in his heart, and each grass and mud horse was enthusiastic and full of affection.

You Qi was in his heart: Nima!!!! I have a big grass!!, ahh

I can't put it out, okay?

Fortunately, the floodgates have been opened, otherwise I wouldn't be scared back!

The voice-activated light in the toilet suddenly went out, and You Qi silently pulled the zipper, grabbed Zila off his shoulder and handed it to the dead senior.

However, the dead senior was still immersed in You Qi's shyness and did not ease up, and Zila did not leave immediately, standing in place, for a while, and whispered: "I'm sorry, Zila is too ignorant." ”

Phew, it's obvious that your vision is too ignorant!

"It's okay, it's okay. You Qi pretended to smile generously, although the dead senior who was blind in the black light couldn't see it.

As a result, just when You Qi was about to leave this fragrant place, the dead senior suddenly blocked You Qi's way, Zila screamed at the right time, the voice-activated light turned on, and the dead senior pushed the frame of his glasses and smiled slightly, "Can I go to your bedroom and give Zila a bath?"

You Qi's heart was broken, and he complained in his heart very undisciplinedly: You can't be a bird who has a fancy to me and wants to seduce me, right?

Then he slapped himself in the face: Do you think the whole world is a?!

"No one has come back from the dormitory in our class, and I only know you on this floor. This dead senior is seriously saying inexplicable things, and he himself seems to be unconscious.

With the sound of flushing, You Qi wanted to say: Do you know me?

"Well, my name is Harmony. "The dead senior, ah no, it was Harmony who turned sideways and continued to lobby You Qi in a voice comparable to CV, "Zila likes you very much, maybe you are here, it won't be so resistant to taking a bath." ”

Now, this good voice doesn't have much effect, You Qi wanted to roll his eyes and leave domineeringly, but when his eyes caught a glimpse of Harmony's face, he lost his temper.

It's a world of faces.

Isn't it just that the bird is being seen, what's the big deal, it's not that it hasn't been seen, the young man hasn't been compared to the size!

Yan is justice!

So You Qi agreed very undisciplinedly to bring the basin to his bedroom with the cat, and was very enthusiastic to help carry the shower gel and the basin, and when You Qi woke up to whether he was a little too enthusiastic, Harmony had progressed to blowing Zila.

Zila is very uncooperative, jumping up and down is unwilling to blow honestly, and when she sees the hair dryer, she looks like she is in a fighting state.

Harmony is very helpless, "You are too disobedient......"

You Qi glanced at the bedroom, and had to admire Zila's light skills were really superb, just like this, one jump, two jumps, three jumps, and repeated cycles, Zila was stunned that nothing was overturned, You Qi had to suspect that Zila was just making trouble for its owner.

It seems that this cat has quite a personality.

"The hairs that blow strongly are not sweet, and it doesn't want to blow, so you just let it dry naturally. You Qi sat leisurely on his roommate's chair and sipped melon seeds, and said in his heart: Hurry up and take your cat and your basin to Lao Tzu and leave!

How else to say that an otaku like You Qi is destined to be lonely for a lifetime? When the male god sent it to the door, he still only had the slag Jisan in his mind, and it was really rotten wood that could not be carved.

Thinking of Ji San, You Qi finally remembered that his computer had not been connected to the power supply until now, and had been relying on the battery to survive, put the melon seed skin on his roommate's table, and hurriedly went over to look at his computer, moved the mouse, and there was no response, sure enough, the battery was too low and automatically shut down.

"I'll ......"

"Meow~" Zila jumped on You Qi's stool in a wet mess and began to show affection to You Qi, and You Qi was a little irritable at this moment, and showed a weird smile to Zila, "Actually, the weather is so cold, your decision to shovel and insist on blowing your hair is very wise." ”

Then without waiting for Zila to calm down, You Qi grabbed Zila and gave Harmony a look, and Harmony immediately understood, grabbed the hair dryer and rushed up.

Half an hour later, Zira staggered out of You Qi's bedroom like a weak girl who had been spoiled by bandits, and her hypocritical shovel officer thanked the other prisoner in a friendly manner.

Zila felt that her meow had never been so desperate and helpless, and that her family was unfortunate.

"Thank you very much, Zila has lived in someone else's house for a while, and she has contracted a lot of bad problems, and now she is not obedient, thanks to your help. ”

"It's okay, it's all from the same school, you're still my neighbor, it's nothing. ”

You Qi's mobile phone has been vibrating for a long time, and the shock made You Qi scratch his ears and cheeks in a hurry, because the harmony is still there, he is not too embarrassed to use the mobile phone to communicate too much with his friends.

"Goodbye. Harmony, the dead senior, led Zila back to their dark bedroom and went to bed, and the nervous You Qi just closed the door and went back to turn on the computer, and when he turned it on, he took out his mobile phone and started to send messages to Moutai.

"Just now the next bedroom came like a soup chicken, just left, the computer automatically shut down, and I'm turning on now. ”

Moutai's voice was quickly sent back, and his tone was light: "It doesn't matter if you are wet or stumbling, hurry up and come up for me, Wuliangye is going to fart." ”

"It's wet, can you be gentle......"

"You dead shemale, if you don't come up again, I'll throw away all your appearance!"

"Speak as if you're not a shemale......"

Log in to the account and return to the game interface, and soon Moutai sent the invitation to the team of the base stirring field, and You Qi gorgeously entered the team of the Chinese famous wine, which is a new world for You Qi.

【Squad】Moutai: Come to my YY.

【Squad】Hauser: Oh.

"I'm back!" You Qi was very excited, because he was about to go to spy on the world of PVPER! This is undoubtedly a historic turning point for him as a PVX party, and this will be a stroke that should go down in history!

"Come back, come back, what do you shout, Wuliangye platoon, I'll go to sleep after the mission." Moutai yawned and said lazily. "You said that you, like Fenjiu, are technically offline, you are a little stronger than Fenjiu, and you have come up. We're almost going to fight all the people at the door. ”

"You've been waiting for me?" You Qi was a little surprised, he had been watching Harmony bathe the cat and add blowing together for an hour, so these two people were waiting?

"That's right, Fenjiu is down, Laojiao and Baishadi have no play, we don't want to play 22, aren't we just waiting for you to come back." Moutai is still lazy, and his listless voice is really sleepy.

"Okay, but I haven't played in the arena......"

"It's okay, your big pve will definitely blow us both up!"

Moutai gave You Qi a lot of confidence, but the fact is that as soon as he entered the arena, You Qi followed behind the two heads of dogs and was knocked out by the opponent who fell from the sky.

"Brother milk me, milk me!" Moutai howled hysterically, without any trace of yawning like a junkie, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Milk your sister, I'm already dead. You Qi stared at the screen, bored at the swords, swords, shadows, chickens, flying dogs, jumping in the foundation field, one hand supporting his chin on the table, and said coldly.

"When did you die? him! He's going to turn the windmill!"

"Just now, I went to the middle and died. ”

"Whoever killed you, go to avenge you for the teacher!"

"I don't know, I'm shielded. You Qi took a sip of water and cut the game out to see the 818 of the sticker.

However, there was silence in YY, so silent that You Qi began to wonder if his headset was broken, Wuliangye finally couldn't help but speak: "Huahua, don't block the arena, the shield can't hit ......"

"Why? I'm used to blocking, blocking everything. ”

"You ask your master......"

You Qi's first experience of stirring the foundation field is really not very good, a rookie wearing PVE equipment, that is a moving head, plus the nurse is the first place in the order of the fire target, now You Qi is lying on the floor as soon as he enters, and he can completely leave the game to concentrate on watching 818.

In this way, it is inevitable to turn to the 818 about Fenjiu, the latest 818.

It's not the post where his apprentice angrily reprimands the dog man and woman, but the reverse content: [818] The friends in the whole server thought that she brought him a green hat, but I didn't expect it!

You Qi clicked in with a wicked smile, he just wanted to see how the person who posted it was black.