You Qi looked at Huang Ma's id and was stunned for a full three seconds before he remembered who this gloomy woman was, like a wife catching rape, isn't this the heroine of 818 a few days ago!

At this moment, the team channel exploded, and Moutai and Wuliangye crackled on the team channel, with a posture of enmity and hatred for Fenjiu to chop that little.

You Qi is full of black lines, and his nest is horizontal, why don't you come to YY to open the microphone? I'm afraid that I will be knocked out before I say a word, right?

Just when the team channel was in a commotion, Fenjiu started to blame, and everyone immediately rushed up to start masturbating the boss like an electric shock, and no more nonsense, while Fenjiu was calmly masturbating the boss while answering Sister Xiu's Baishadi.

"Yes. ”

"What's the matter!"

Fenjiu made up for his aura, and then said unhurriedly: "For me, a game is a game, as long as I'm online, daily life is my business, is there a problem with me saying this?"

You Qi's barrage was full of words: No problem! King! Okay King! Everything the King says and does is right! Keep going, don't stop! Don't pity me! Let the King's voice enter my body (ears) to your heart's content!

Unexpectedly, Bai Shadi turned on the crying wheat mode for a second, choked up and said: "I don't know what Lao Jiao said, but don't you treat me like this...... We're still ...... like we used to."

"Baisha, if you say this because you find it interesting, then please don't continue, I'm not interested in intervening in your relationship with Laojiao, and I don't want you to continue to affect my interest in playing games. ”

The boss knelt on the ground without question, Fenjiu touched the corpse, gave all the equipment to the Smurfs, and then meditated on the spot, ignoring the swiping screens of Moutai and Wuliangye.

You Qi's heart is full of thoughts, Baishadi is very distracted, it doesn't look like it's fake, but Fenjiu's attitude doesn't seem to be lacking in confidence.

Then the question arises.

Which of them is lying?

"Fenjiu!How did you become like this!What did I do wrong?!Why did you do this to me?!Is it because of this Hao Se?Where is she better than me?!You say!" Bai Shadi's crying microphone triggered the hysterical buff, and You Qi could even imagine how angry Bai Shadi was on the other side of the network, sobbing and gritting his teeth.

And then the eggs.

He can't sit idly by and ignore the flames of war on his side -- isn't that a mess with himself? He just wants to quietly make a voice control, quietly dig grass and pick his feet, and he doesn't want to make a fuss!

Because he was afraid that one mouth would evolve into a scolding mode, You Qi wittily typed a line of words on the public screen: ^o^ sister is holding the chicken jelly, and the Ren family is a cute Chinese paper, not a sister paper!"

As soon as the words were issued, Moutai was completely speechless, and at this juncture, he didn't know what kind of emoji he was playing with alive and dead! What the hell is the cute Chinese paper! Will you shrink your words well! Who believes that you are a man when you talk like this!

Moutai immediately opened the microphone and explained for his younger brother who didn't have a brain, Jisan: "He is really a man, it's true, and he doesn't lie at all." ”

"Still ganging up to lie to me? I could clearly hear the voice of a woman just now! Now pretending to be a man! Do you think I'm stupid? Don't dare to admit it!" Bai Shadi's words shot everyone's eardrums like a cannon, and You Qi felt a burst of grass and mud whistling in his heart, what the hell? Why can't you even prove your gender? Do you want to make a video? The kind with an ID card?

Although the Smurfs didn't know what was going on, they still stood up resolutely and said weakly: "It was me just now...... Not Hauser...... My id is ......"

"Shut up! Don't pretend! What's so good about Xiaobai, he can't even jump a mountain......"

"Baisha, that's enough, don't mess around, what you have to do now is to give an explanation to Laojiao. ”

"What did you say in the Mid-Autumn Festival this year, let me and Laojiao die in love, and then you were with me, and now you don't recognize people?"

The team's channel was full of mourning, and Moutai closed the microphone and took a back seat, saying that Baishadi's sharp voice was comparable to the sound of a cat's paw scratching glass, which was unbearable, and he needed to be quiet.

"Baisha, how can I go to the beggar gang with you when I work overtime in the company to catch up with the design draft during the Mid-Autumn Festival? Until the National Day, I haven't been in the game, why do you want to talk nonsense like this?" Fenjiu's voice was a little helpless, and with a little smile, it sounded as if he was laughed at by the bandit logic of Baishadi, You Qi silently became a nymphomaniac, and his heart flowed all over the place.

"After you provoke me, you will turn your face and deny people? Do you still have a conscience!"

Without waiting for Fenjiu to speak, there was a clanging sound of the keyboard and mouse falling off from Fenjiu in YY, followed by a cat meow, and YY was silent.

A boy with metal-rimmed glasses sat in front of the computer and looked at the nothingness in front of him, sighed, picked up the cat that was standing on top of the console with milk and was full of energy, and poked his head, "You also think she is too noisy, don't you?"

"Meow~" The light is too dim and the cat can't see the coat color is very well-behaved, and there is no way to associate it with the naughty bag that kicked off the keyboard and mouse and knocked over the milk cup just now.

The lamp in the corridor penetrated through the glass above the door, and the plug row on the ground was still emitting black smoke, and the owner of the cat still followed the cat's fur without hesitation, "Good, take a bath." ”

The cat shook his wit, and seemed to be aware of the fact that he had played with himself, but he couldn't escape and had to resign himself to fate.

The people who were hanging in YY waited for a long time and didn't see Fenjiu go online, and finally accepted the fact that Fenjiu was captured by Guo Weiwei.

Bai Shadi's love is also a lot more stable, but he still stubbornly thinks that You Qi is a disgusting green tea bitch, and approaches Fenjiu with the convenience of Xiaobai, and the man who pried her still refuses to admit that it is stinky and shameless.

You Qi had no choice but to change the key speech that had been dusty for many years to speak freely, cleared his throat, and said: "I am really a man, you listen, the goods are genuine, and Tong Su is not bullied." ”

This time it was Wuliangye's turn to be calm, and he posted a bunch of garbled codes on the team channel, and the characters in the game walked around Hua Luo and then lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

Wuliangye was greatly frightened.

Bai Shadi said, Phew!

"Do you think I don't know the voice changer?"

"Heaven and earth conscience!I'm the soundtrack!I don't use a voice changer!24k pure masters!I don't have any impure relationship with Fenjiu!Coal boss is just because of a slippery hand!"

You Qi said very sincerely, he is completely pure voice control of Fenjiu, it's okay to listen to the voice, it's completely impossible to think about it, although this game is the third base, but the density of the is not as high as imagined, right?

"You don't lie to me! Fenjiu is not gay, how can he give a male coal boss!"

This can greatly stab You Qi's fragile little heart, and the surging grievances suddenly surged in his heart, and he couldn't say it.

The white sand embankment caused 999999 damage to You Qi.

You Qi has been seriously injured.

"Baisha, I see that I haven't opened my mouth on the face of the old cellar, but you are a little bit of a don't want that, my apprentice is a man, believe it or not, Fenjiu's grandson is also you as a treasure, you have time to sprinkle here, it is better to think about how to prepare for the future with the old cellar, you also know the temper of the old cellar, and death is not so simple. ”

Wuliangye couldn't hold his breath anymore, he had always been dissatisfied with Baisha, and now it has become this situation, he is really sorry for the invincible Fenjiu if he doesn't mix it.

"We're going to make eye contact with Team 33, you can stay at YY if you want, Smurfs, let you see the smile, let's disperse." ”

So You Qi was kicked out of YY, and you don't have to think that it was also done by Moutai, and then You Qi received an invitation from the 33 team, and You Qi, who was not in good condition, is now very eager to stir up the foundation in the field, so he agreed.

【Squad】Hao Se: Wait a minute, I'm going to pee.

【Squad】Wuliangye: You don't need to be so contrasting when you confirm your gender, do you......

【Squad】Hao Se: #可爱仁家去嘘嘘啦 ~ You must wait for the Ren family!

【Squad】Wuliangye: That's enough!

You Qi's roommate was not in the dormitory, the dormitory seemed a little deserted, You Qi was still immersed in the little sadness of being unintentionally stung by the white sand bank and couldn't extricate himself, opened the door and walked into the corridor, sighed, walked a few steps with heavy steps, and there was a wet thing in his arms, still hot and dripping.

You Qi fixed his eyes and said, "Damn, who's still fucking still raising a cat in the bedroom?!Don't take a bath?!Whose hairy child??Someone cares about it!

"Meow~" With the help of the lamp in the corridor, You Qi found that it was a black cat, with bright green eyes, firm and with a hint of tenderness, and discharged at You Qi chuachuachua.

You Qi has no resistance to this kind of thing, who made him an idiot with a girl's heart! Regardless of the black cat being wet, he directly hugged it into his arms and rubbed it, "How can this little thing be so human? It's so interesting!"

"Zila, come back quickly, you can't do it without taking a bath. ”

The sudden sound startled You Qi, this small voice, listening to You Qi's body and mind numb, doting with a hint of threat, low and magnetic, to put it bluntly, instantly cured the faggot's voice control You Qi.

But, what the hell is Zila?!

You Qi really wants to answer, it's not a wig, it's Gui!

When I turned my head, out of the shadow of the next bedroom came a boy with sleeves rolled, hands full of foam, and a faint smile on his face.

Damn, isn't there anyone next door? This black cat is a human and a ghost!

"Hello, can you give me back Zila? ”

"It's okay to ......" You Qi restarted the program from the crash state in a second, and handed the cat back with a hippie smile, "Classmate, when did you come back, I haven't seen you until the beginning of school." ”

"Oh, I'm a senior, I just came back this afternoon, you just moved in, haven't you seen it before. ”

"Yes, our dorm room is the only one in our class on the same floor as the senior, and we just moved here this semester. ”

You Qi turned sideways and looked into the house, it was dark, what kind of trouble is this guy making to bathe the cat in the dark? Can't you wash it tomorrow?

"There's a power outage?"

"Hmm. ”