Chapter 0645 - If You Don't Get Drunk, You Don't Go Home

Junlan Yiyi.

"You...... How can you ......" Xia Yu pointed at Jun Lan Yiyi, how could this demon know where he lived? Could it be that she was following him all the way just now, it was impossible for him to use teleportation all the way without stopping, how could she be able to keep up!

"Stupid, of course I've already inquired about your residence! This entire dormitory building is lit up only by you, and if I find the wrong one, I can almost die......"

"Hey, let me tell you clearly, the true identity of 'Xia Yun' is unknown to others, so you can't come to me in the future!" Xia Yu stood in front of the door - fortunately, this door was quite strong and was not broken by Jun Lan Yiyi's kick.

"You idiot, I don't know what's the use of covering up your identity, if it weren't for your usual misery, your identity would have been exposed a long time ago!" Jun Lanyi smiled at Xia Yu charmingly, and when Xia Yu was stunned, she lowered her body and entered Xia Yu's dormitory.

"The conditions in your dormitory are really difficult enough...... "Jun Lan Yiyi put the big bag she was carrying on the table, untied the cloth outside, and there were more than a dozen bottles of various wines inside!

Just by looking at the packaging, you know that they are all high-end goods.

"Hey, did you hear me, while there is no one now, you hurry up! Auntie, the more you talk, the more energetic you become, hey, my book, don't throw it around......"

Jun Lan Yiyi unceremoniously pulled the only table in Xia Yu's room to the side of the bed, then comfortably put Xia Yu's quilt under her buttocks, pointed to the stool opposite and said, "Okay, don't be there, mother-in-law, come and drink with me, I must taste the taste of drunkenness today......"

"If you don't drink, I won't drink if you kill me, you hurry up and let me go...... My quilt, I'm going to sleep......" Xia Yu said firmly.

"Really don't drink?" Jun Lan Yiyi squinted at Xia Yu, "Do you obediently come over to drink with me, or do you want me to do it?" If I do, I guarantee that you will not only drink with me obediently, but also be obedient like a puppet, and the most exciting thing is that you will be sleepwalking all day the next day......

A little golden mang kept jumping on Jun Lan Yiyi's fingertips, and Xia Yu suddenly felt like a deflated ball, "Okay, okay...... I won't let you do it, I'll ...... it myself."

Jun Lan Yiyi took out a shaker from a large pile of bottles, and said excitedly: "I have always wanted to be a bartender, and today I finally have the opportunity......!

Xia Yu had no choice but to succumb to Jun Lan Yiyi's obscenity and nodded sadly......

Jun Lanyi hurriedly added all kinds of wine to the shaker, "Eh, what's the matter, I still have a lot of wine to add, why is it full?"

Auntie, you add at least five or six kinds of wine, and you don't have any limited awareness, pick up the bottle and pour it into it...... Xia Yu muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.

After some tinkering, Junlan Yiyi finally poured a glass of strangely colored wine from the shaker—if it could be called wine, of course......

"Huh, why is the color so weird? It's different from what people imagine......" Jun Lanyi herself was also puzzled, obviously she didn't expect that she would come out with such a strange color after a long time.

Xia Yu looked at most of the glass of brown liquid, the wine she made was too outrageous, look at the color that was neither black nor yellow, Xia Yu muttered for a while, can this be drunk?

"Forget it, let's do it first! This is the first time anyone has ......" Jun Lan Yiyi pointed to the unknown liquid and said with a shyness.

Jun Lan Yiyi's words made Xia Yu think about it, until Jun Lan Yiyi knocked him on the head hard, he came to his senses, and looked at the wine glass that Jun Lan Yiyi handed to his lips: "Can I not drink ......"

"What do you say......" Jun Lan said in a long voice as she glared at Xia Yu.

"Okay, okay...... I'll ...... it myself" Xia Yu took the wine glass from Jun Lan Yiyi's hand, looked at the wine that exuded a strange color in the lamp, and closed his eyes, secretly thinking about death!

With a big mouth, Xia Yu poured the liquid in the cup into his mouth, and before the taste could spread, Xia Yu "cooed" and swallowed it all into his stomach......

Suddenly, Xia Yu's face suddenly turned purple red, and the monstrous spicy taste came from his throat, and at the same time, with dry bitterness, his whole stomach began to twitch violently!

The most terrifying thing is that as soon as this liquid enters the stomach, the food in Xia Yu's entire stomach starts a violent chemical reaction under its catalysis, Xia Yu endured wave after wave of nausea, and as soon as he rushed out of the dormitory, he couldn't help it anymore, and spit out at the trash can with a "wow" sound......

After vomiting, Xia Yu waited on the ground for more than ten minutes before standing up with his legs sore and swaying back to the dormitory.

"Is it really that bad?" Jun Lan stared at Xia Yu, if she hadn't heard Xia Yu's scream of pain in the dormitory just now, she would have rushed out and pulled Xia Yu back to continue tasting the wine.

In fact, Junlan Yiyi herself secretly tasted it, although it was only the last few drops in the shaker, but just those few drops, Junlan Yiyi already felt that the taste was very terrifying, and she drank several glasses of water in a row to dilute the spicy and bitter taste.

"Sister, next time if I drink this kind of thing again, I'd rather die directly, you don't know, that taste is simply worse than death......" Xia Yu pluralized his mouth with water more than a dozen times, and the strange feeling in his mouth gradually disappeared.

Jun Lan Yiyi's abnormal silence suddenly made Xia Yu realize that his words undoubtedly seriously hit Jun Lan Yiyi's enthusiasm for bartending, and Xia Yu's screams and merciless criticism made her self-esteem even more frustrated......

Actually, too...... It's not that unpleasant......" In order to comfort Jun Lan Yiyi, Xia Yu endured the convulsions of her stomach and said.

"Really?" Jun Lan Yiyi raised her head, picked up the shaker, shook it in front of Xia Yu's eyes and said: "I just heard you vomit so badly outside, so I mixed myself a glass in the order just now, I originally wanted to taste it myself, since you said that it is not so bad, this cup is still your ......"

"Sister, my own sister......" Xia Yu squeezed Junlan Yiyi's hand tightly with both hands, "You still let me die directly, if I vomit for a while, my stomach will probably vomit out......"

Jun Lan Yiyi looked at Xia Yu's pitiful appearance, and laughed with a "flutter", "Idiot, who is your sister! Do you need to be so exaggerated? Look at your little bit of talent, forget it, seeing that you comfort me so kindly, this girl will let you go this time!"

If there really is such a sister, I'm afraid it will be difficult to live for a long time!" Xia Yu muttered to himself.

"The death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped!" Jun Lan Yiyi pointed at Xia Yu's nose and said: "You spit out all the good wine that this girl worked so hard to concoct, and punish you to accompany me to drink all the wine......!

"God, so much wine, the two of us drank it all?" Xia Yu couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he heard this, he was dizzy when he saw a bunch of bottles in front of him!

"You can also not drink it, then I will make another cup for you to taste......" Jun Lanyi said with a smile.

"Good...... Good...... I'll drink it, as long as I don't drink the 'invincible torturous wine' just now, don't say drink all this wine, you just take out so much, I'm desperate to drink it up!" Xia Yu said proudly.

It turned out that Xia Yu was talking big.

In the end, Xia Yu was unconscious, and he only remembered pouring one cup after another into his mouth with Jun Lanyi.

Junlan Yiyi did suffer some blows, so she vented all her grievances on the wine, and she was determined to get drunk when she had never drunk Bloody Marys in the bar.

The two of them, who were drunk and unconscious, finally collapsed on their beds and fell asleep.

Unfortunately, the next morning, when Xiao Rou, Liu Xinyue, Long Lingxiu and others pushed open the door of Xia Yu's dormitory in a hurry, they were all dumbfounded when they looked at the two bodies that were barely covered by a quilt in key parts......

After Xiao Rou, Liu Xinyue, and Long Lingxiu were stunned at the beginning, they screamed almost at the same time, and quickly retreated with a red face, making Lilia, Angulie and the others who were following behind curious, what did these three people see?

"I'm not dazzled, right? just now it was a man and a woman, naked...... Liu Xinyue still wondered if what she saw just now was true, "It can't be Xia Yu's idiot......"

Xiao Rou's face turned pale suddenly, and she said nonorantly: "It shouldn't be Ah Yu...... But what kind of person is that, how can he be in Ah Yu's bed?"

Under the persuasion of Xiao Rou and Liu Xinyue, Long Lingxiu, who was about to reconcile with Xia Yu, said disdainfully: "Who else could it be if it wasn't him?" If it was someone else, the demon spirit would not react at all......

Long Lingxiu's words shocked Xiao Rou, and she quickly shook her head secretly, secretly reminding herself that Ah Yu was not that kind of person......

"Now you all see his true colors, right?, such a lustful idiot, we should cut him with one slash......" Long Lingxiu said indignantly.

"What's the situation? Boss Xia Yu cheated?" asked Angulie, poking his head out.

Long Lingxiu glanced at An Gulie, and An Gulie quickly retracted his head, in the past few days, Long Lingxiu seemed to have returned to his former tyranny, and An Gulie naturally did not dare to challenge Long Lingxiu's authority at this time.

"We can't wait outside all the time, when we went in just now, the house was full of bottles, and there was a smell of alcohol everywhere, it seems that the two of us drank a lot yesterday. You should send someone in to wake them up, right?" Liu Xinyue said.

"I'll go, I'll go!" said Angulie, excitedly raising his hand.

"I'd like to go in and see ...... too," Lilia said, probing her head.

Liu Xinyue knocked on Lilia's head, "Little girl, what do you look at! A man and a woman are ...... without clothes."

Lilia quickly stuck out her tongue and didn't dare to speak out anymore.

Angulie smiled, squeezed his eyes and said to Gao Yuanfeng and Rui Jieming: "This kind of thing is not suitable for girls, let me go!" I knew that Boss Xia Yu had been to the red light district a few times before, and now it is open to the point of bringing people home, I also want to see how the woman who can make Boss Xia Yu fascinated, what does it look like...... Hey hey ......"

Before Angulie could finish speaking, he was stomped hard by Long Lingxiu, "Angulie, is it itching your skin?" In this case, it is not appropriate for any of us to go, so we can only let it go......"

"Xiaorou?" Liu Xinyue looked at Long Lingxiu's fingers.

"Me?" Xiao Rou was also taken aback, her face turned red quickly, and she hurriedly waved her hand and said, "I can't, I can't ......"

"Ah Xiu, I'm afraid this is not good...... Why don't you wake him up with Teleporter......" Liu Xinyue said.

"You two little fools, who said let Xiao Rou go, I mean let the demon spirit go......" Long Lingxiu glanced at Liu Xinyue, and took the demon spirit with two little claws in Xiao Rou's hand who was still covering his eyes, "There is a distance limit for teleportation, and with my current ability, I can't reach his position." Demon spirit, obedient, go in and wake up your idiot master, whatever you want, if you can't do it, just pee on his face to make him sober and sober......"

The demon spirit covered his eyes with his little paws, and his head shook like a rattle, looking stunned by the scene just now.

"Damn Xia Yu, if the demon spirit has a psychological shadow in the future, I will definitely not let him go!" Long Lingxiu said through gritted teeth, and then patiently tempted the demon spirit, "You just go in and wake him up, and I'll get you a whole slippery and tender dragon fish, haven't you always wanted to eat it......"

The demon spirit's small claws showed a slit, and his eyes secretly looked at Long Lingxiu from the slit.

"Two! then three......" As soon as Long Lingxiu's fingers were raised three, the demon spirit excitedly put down his little claws, jumped from Long Lingxiu's hand to the ground, and then slipped into it along the crack in the door, as if he was afraid that Long Lingxiu would regret it.

"It seems that the demon spirit has been a lot more clever recently, you see its chic movement of turning seven hundred and twenty degrees in the air, it is really handsome......" Angulie approached the door, and just wanted to peek through the crack in the door, he was glared at by Long Lingxiu, so he had to turn back stupidly.

Gao Yuanfeng and Rui Jieming glanced at each other, and each shook his head, both seeing the helplessness in each other's eyes. Anyone can see that the current Long Lingxiu is an unstable explosive bag, and the fire is swishing upward, but An Gulie has to rush forward in a daze, isn't he looking for death......

After the demon spirit entered the room, as soon as he saw the entangled bodies of Xia Yu and Jun Lanyiyi, he couldn't help but quickly cover his eyes with his claws, and then jumped to Xia Yu's head and kicked Xia Yu with his hind limbs.

"Hmm...... Demon spirit, don't make trouble, let me sleep again......" Xia Yu said vaguely, turned over, and touched a piece of soft and smooth skin with his hand, and couldn't help pinching it, "Hey, demon spirit, why is your skin so good, is it that girl Long Lingxiu used cosmetics for you......"

"Nasty...... Hee-hee, itchy, don't touch it......" Jun Lanyi's voice came out as if she was waking up from a dream.

Several people outside the door clearly heard Xia Yu's voice, and so far they no longer doubted the identity of the people inside, there was no doubt that it was indeed Xia Yu.

When Long Lingxiu heard Xia Yu's words, she was angry and funny, this idiot, she didn't know that she was dying, Xiao Rou's face seemed to be getting more and more ugly, hehe, the show begins......

Liu Xinyue squeezed Xiaorou's hand and signaled her to be calm.

"Demon spirit, don't kick it, let me sleep a little longer, I have a headache. Jun Lan is a madman, she will never drink with her again, how much did you drink yesterday......" Xia Yu flicked the hind limbs of the demon spirit with his hands in a daze, and the temples on both sides of him seemed to be filled with lead, and he was drowsy.