Chapter 0646 - Fighting the amount of wine
"Demon spirit, help me rub my temples......" Xia Yu's current state is not dreaming or waking up, he is in a state of semi-sleepwalking, but he controls the movement of the outside world very clearly, "Stupid, I want you to rub it, not let you kick it...... During this time with Liu Xinyue, you have learned so savagely......"
Liu Xinyue heard that Xia Yu actually pulled it on her again, and thought through gritted teeth: "Idiot, if you dare to say that I am barbaric, then I will show you barbarism, I wanted to help you for a while, but now don't blame me for not being righteous......"
Lilia and Angulie craned their necks and listened to Xia Yu's dreamy muttering inside, both of which were amused. Unconsciously, Xia Yu had already offended two women.
There is a saying: It is better to offend the gods and Buddhas than to offend women. From this point of view, Xia Yu's situation this time is already quite dangerous.
It's a pity that the person concerned didn't notice it, he waved his hand, and flew the demon spirit out of the pillow, and said as if to himself: "Come and think about it, it's better to be Xiaorou...... How can he be as domineering as Long Lingxiu, looking domineering...... It's not like Liu Xinyue, who pulls people's ears at every turn, she thinks it's a steering wheel......"
"Xiao Rou, don't let him go because of his words, men have to discipline and discipline well......" Long Lingqi saw that Xiao Rou's face loosened slightly because of Xia Yu's words, and couldn't help but hurriedly say out loud.
"That's it, Xiaorou, this kind of thing must be clarified, otherwise there will be a second ...... if there is a first time," Liu Xinyue said with added vinegar.
Long Lingqi and Liu Xinyue's move was of course because Xia Yu said that they were useless, so don't blame them for retaliation......
"Hey, it's noisy...... Can you let the family rest for a while, you were so crazy last night, you're not tired......" Jun Lanyi said vaguely, turned over, and swept away most of the quilt.
"Hey, who snatched my quilt?" Xia Yu grabbed it on the bed with his hand indiscriminately, but he didn't catch the quilt, but he almost touched Jun Lanyiyi's whole body, only to hear Xia Yu be a little sober, and said strangely: "Demon spirit, how has your appearance changed, strange, could it be that Long Lingxiu gave you plastic surgery according to her appearance......
Lilia and Angulie couldn't help it at first, covering their mouths and secretly laughing, and even Liu Xinyue almost couldn't help laughing.
Long Lingxiu's face was pale, damn it, listening to his tone, it seemed that he was messing around with the woman, and the most annoying thing was that he seemed to think that it was her Long Lingxiu......
Even Xiao Rou was amused by Xia Yu's self-talk, and immediately thought of the scene she had seen at a glimpse just now, the woman's body was white and tender, and her skin was smooth like a mirror...... Unconsciously, Xiao Rou actually compared herself with the woman in Xia Yu's bed......
Gao Yuanfeng and Rui Jieming originally looked like they had nothing to do with themselves and hung high, but they were also amused by Xia Yu, and at the same time they prayed for Xia Yu: I hope that the scene will not be too bloody for a while, otherwise people with good hearts like them may not be able to stand it......
At this time, the demon spirit just climbed onto Xia Yu's bed, and was inadvertently kicked down by Xia Yu, this time hitting its most prominent belly, the round belly suffered a blow, and the demon spirit cried loudly like a baby......
"Demon spirit, what are you crying about...... Xia Yu finally opened his eyes, looking at the demon spirit sitting on the ground, covering his stomach with one paw, and wiping his tears with the other, he finally came to his ......senses, "Hey, demon spirit, is it really you?"
Outside the door, Xiao Rou heard that Xia Yu had woken up, and just wanted to go in, but was pulled by Long Lingxiu, "Xiao Rou, don't you want to hear what the two of them will say after that woman wakes up......?"
Liu Xinyue also persuaded on the side: "Yes, Xiaorou, wait a minute, he has just woken up now, and he probably hasn't had time to get dressed yet, so it's not appropriate for you to rush in now......"
In the room, Xia Yu rubbed her temples, patted the side of the bed and said, "Didn't Xiao Rou send it to the hotel?
"Who's talking?" Jun Lanyi was also woken up, "It's noisy, it's early in the morning, don't let me sleep well......"
"Huh?" the people outside the door clearly heard the two people in the room cry out in surprise, and found out about each other's existence, and the two people in the daze were acting according to their habits, not realizing at all, this morning seemed to be different.
Xia Yu and Jun Lan Yiyi's eyes collided together, stayed for a while, and suddenly realized that it was unusual, and the other party seemed to be smooth......
"Ah......h......h
The high-decibel screams rang out far and wide, and the few people eavesdropping outside the door were confused by the situation inside. But listening to the voice, it seems that Xia Yu's deep voice is even louder, full of unwillingness and humiliation, but it seems that it should be the woman who usually uses this kind of feeling......
"Junlan Yiyi, why are you here?, by the way, you forced me to drink with you last night......" Xia Yu hurriedly jumped up from the bed, and happened to step on the demon spirit who stopped crying and covered his eyes with his paws after seeing the two of them.
"Hey, you didn't do anything to me last night, did you?, why didn't I have any clothes on?" Xia Yu asked in a fierce voice.
"Boss Xia Yu is really tough, it seems that this should be the woman's lines......" Angulie whispered, but the latter words were suppressed by Long Lingxiu's threatening eyes.
"Idiot, I should be asking you, right? Why am I naked in your bed? If I find out...... I'm going to make your life worse than dead......"
"If you take the initiative, then who will I cry to, I've just had a few drinks and I'm delirious......! God, why are you so cruel......" Xia Yu cried as he covered his body.
"Idiot, you have a kind, hurry up and help me find my clothes...... Idiot, don't look at it and put it on your body, that panty is mine...... ...... for your stinky clothes."
The people outside the door were already laughing as they watched their hands and feet scrambling to get dressed inside.
Listening to the conversation between the two, Xiao Rou knew that the situation was not what they imagined, and couldn't help but relax a lot. But how could Junlan Yiyi drink in the dormitory with Xia Yu?
"Hey, nothing happened between us...... Xiao Rou outside the door heard Xia Yu ask Ai Ai.
"No!" Jun Lan Yiyi checked and found no abnormality, her finger secretly reached there and tried it, and found that the membrane was still there, so she said affirmatively.
"It's okay, it's okay......" Xia Yu couldn't help but grow bold, but his eyes widened again, "Then why are we naked?"
Everyone who was about to push the door open and enter stopped and listened.
"How do I know...... Jun Lanyi tilted her head and thought about it, "I remember ......"
"Ah, I remember, damn it, it's all what you said about playing hooligan guessing boxing, whoever loses once will take off a piece of clothing......" Xia Yu patted his head, "I didn't win once, but in the end I still seem to have underwear? Why are the underwear gone in the morning......"
"Wait, you lost, why am I naked......"
"I seem to remember you saying that it's not interesting to take it off alone, so you take it off yourself......" Xia Yu remembered the vague memory of last night, Jun Lan Yiyi had to ask Xia Yu to help her undress after she was drunk, although Xia Yu was also drunk, she still had some remaining reason, and she refused to say anything, and in the end, Jun Lan Yiyi took it off by herself......
"Idiot, the truth is better than what you say...... Don't think I have no way of knowing last night......"
"Since you have a way, let's recreate what happened last night, and now that we're all awake, let's see whose fault it is?"
"Reappear is reappear...... Jun Lan Yiyi raised her hands, a golden light appeared in the air with the wave of her fingers, and strange symbols slowly poured into the table full of wine bottles.
"Trace Mirror Technique, okay, with this technique, we can clearly recreate the situation last night......" Xia Yu hadn't finished speaking, but he saw that the demon spirit was still sitting on the ground with his eyes covered, so he took the demon spirit in his hand and asked strangely: "Demon Demon Spirit, isn't Xiao Rou with you?"
The demon spirit saw that Xia Yu and Jun Lan Yiyi were both dressed from the gap in their claws, so they put down their claws and pointed out the door.
"You mean they're outside the door?" Xia Yu just wanted to get up and open the door, but saw Long Lingxiu push the door and walk in, "Yes, we have been outside the door for a long time, we all heard what you said just now......
Seeing Xiao Rou walking in with Long Lingxiu, Xia Yu suddenly glared at Long Lingxiu and shouted, "Needless to say, eavesdropping must be your idea?"
"Yes, if you have a clear conscience, are you still afraid of people eavesdropping?" Long Lingxiu said triumphantly.
"Ah Yu, I believe you ......" Xiao Rou took the initiative to hold Xia Yu's hand and said.
"Don't believe it, you'll know when you see the trace mirroring technique......" Long Lingxiu pointed to Jun Lan Yiyi, who had just been completed, and said expectantly.
The last symbol flowed into the table with Jun Lanyi's fingers, and an elliptical circle of light in the shape of a huge mirror appeared in mid-air, showing the scene after Xia Yu returned to the dormitory last night.
Trace mirroring, which is capable of recreating a specific location over a period of twenty-four hours.
Jun Lan Yiyi's trace mirroring technique is reproduced with Xia Yu's dilapidated desk as the carrier, and the carrier has no special requirements except that it must be an item in a specific scene, even if Jun Lan Yiyi uses a wine bottle as a carrier, she can also reproduce the scene of last night.
The Trace Mirror Technique requires extremely high control of mana, and with Xia Yu's current ability, even if he knew the method of casting the Trace Mirror Technique, he would not be able to reproduce the traces.
Fortunately, Jun Lan Yiyi's cultivation is the Nine Needles Falling Divine Comedy, which ranks second among the top ten peerless techniques, and this exercise focuses on the control of mana, so for Jun Lan Yiyi, the difficulty of the trace mirror technique is not out of reach, but it is just a little difficult.
At this time, the mirror image is reproducing everything that happened last night in the dormitory, and the time it shows is that after Xia Yu returned to the dormitory, Jun Lan Yiyi appeared...... Then Xia Yu drank the deadly wine, and then the two began to drink frantically.
"It's boring to drink like this, why don't we play guessing boxing?" In the mirroring technique, Xia Yu's body had begun to shake, and Jun Lan Yiyi was no better, she proposed with a red face: "Why don't we play hooligan guessing boxing......?"
Sure enough, as Xia Yu said, the two played hooligan guessing boxing, and with Jun Lanyi's IQ and means, even if they were already dizzy, they could easily win Xia Yu.
Xia Yu's reaction was very slow, and after drinking, it was even more miserable, usually when Junlan Yiyi had already come out for the second time, Xia Yu's hand had not been retracted for the first time......
The plot is indeed as Xia Yu said, Xia Yu has not won once, and after a while, there are only pants left on him.
"Wow, you're in good shape, if you have the chance, I'll introduce you to be a model......" Jun Lanyi said with a smile.
"I don't have to take it off...... Change the ...... drinking" Jun Lan Yiyi continued to ravage Xia Yu, and after a while, Xia Yu was not even conscious at all, if it wasn't for his head resting on the table to support his body, I'm afraid he would have been spread on the ground.
"No, I really can't drink it anymore, you have to drink it yourself...... I ...... sleep," Xia Yu said, staggering to the table, his feet raised and he took a few steps and always stood still, "I...... Why can't I walk......"
"Stupid, there's a table in the way, you have to go around the table to come over, see me show you......" Jun Lan Yiyi was originally sitting on the bed opposite Xia Yu, she stepped on the bed as soon as she lifted her feet, and as soon as she stood up, her head hit the bed board of the top bunk hard......
"Ah...... It hurts...... Jun Lanyi rubbed her head, tears almost fell, "Damn, there is no one in this dormitory, why is it still this kind of bunk ......"
Xia Yu finally staggered to the side of the bed, and as soon as he lay down on the bed, there was no sound......
"Hey, you just slept like that...... I don't know how to cover the quilt, hey, what about the quilt......" Jun Lanyi saw Xia Yu lying on the bed with only one pants, and after looking for a long time but not finding the quilt, she didn't realize that the quilt was under her buttocks.
"Idiot, I'll catch a cold if I sleep like this...... Jun Lan Yiyi said, and then took off her skirt, "It just so happens that I don't need to wear clothes, it's too hot...... I'll cover you with a quilt ......."
Jun Lan Yiyi's skirt was not very long, and it could barely cover more than half of Xia Yu's body.
Jun Lanyi in the mirror image technique has only underwear left, and she continues to fade down, "The soft one above, use it as a pillow for you......" said and pulled it on her chest......
"Smack", just as Angulie swallowed his saliva and stared expectantly at what happened next, Junlan Yiyi raised her hand with a slightly red face to scatter the mirror image in the air, and said indignantly: "Although I took off my clothes myself, it's not for you idiot......"
Xia Yu didn't dare to refute, lowered his head, in fact, since Junlan Yiyi started to take off her clothes, Xia Yu didn't dare to look at it anymore.