Chapter 3: The Haunting Dog Man and Woman

You Qi, who was lying on the ground, was very unhappy, not because he knelt down and didn't feel sorry for the money for repairing equipment, after all, the gang would have repair money - all he was distressed about was that the bounty was all in Fenjiu's pocket!

That's his bloody head!

Xiao Hua Luo, who was lying on the ground, was motionless and exposed her fatness, the wig stood next to him and read the needle to pull him up, when You Qi got up from the ground, Fenjiu had already returned to him, Chen Feng was chattering crookedly behind You Qi: "This Taoist is not real, even if you don't care about the friendship of the big war, he doesn't care about the coal boss who is smashed with real money? !

"Fart, how much fucking blood do I have?!" You Qi can have as much blood as a pv's little milk flower, not to mention that he will only dodge the wolf's wrath, colored flower rain or something, where have you studied the skills of other dps players!

You Qi watched Fenjiu choose him again, and Chen Feng behind him was very indignant: "This deflated calf actually robbed me of the reward!"

【Fenjiu invites you to trade】

You Qihu looked suspiciously at the Taoist chief in front of him who turned his face faster than a book, and then looked at the resentment buff under his avatar because he was killed because of the reward, and clicked confirm.

The transaction amount is not more, not less, that is, the total amount of the reward just now, or plus the handling fee that was collected by the system, You Qi saw that this long was quite exquisite, and he didn't swallow it alone but handed it all over It was determined just now, and there were more trading items.

A few more coal bosses and a few oranges, and then Fenjiu confirmed it, which scared You Qi into peeing, and whispered Fenjiu tremblingly.

【Secret Language】Hao Se: What are you doing here, Daoist?

Fenjiu: I'm going to go.

【Secret Words】Hao Se: ......

You Qi looked at the golden gold beckoning to him, the psychological burden disappeared instantly, and he directly clicked to confirm the transaction.

Drink!Where is the trading house?!Sell, sell, sell!It's all real money!The resentment buff is not in vain!

Immediately afterwards, Fenjiu's role went offline.

[Your enemy Fenjiu has been taken offline]

"Damn, I didn't even add a friend or an enemy!"

"It's going to be cut off, I'll wash my face and you won't go. Chen Feng's computer had been turned off, and he asked You Qi with a towel.

"Go!" Xiao Hualuo said goodbye to his master's wig and got off the line, and followed Chen Feng to wash up with a smile.

In other words, the military master and Xiuxiu didn't continue to find faults, but it doesn't matter, who wants to take care of their pair of dogs and men!

However, You Qi, who returned to the dormitory after class the next day, didn't see his "enemy" Fenjiu Dao Chang go online after finishing his daily masturbation, and said that he would hit 22?

Although You Qi is neutral, he is unwilling to miss the opportunity to listen to Fenjiu with this voice control!

But what is the situation of not being online!

If you are not in a good mood, you will go to Fenghua Valley Tu Studio to play, looking at the corpses of the Tang Sect everywhere, Xiao Hua Luo has a sense of accomplishment with the blood-stained flower pen, but the murder value is also very good.

So Xiao Hua Luo moved the bricks in Datang Prison for a few days to do the task of clearing the killing value, and finally, the moment the killing value was emptied, Fenjiu went online.

In the past few days, You Qi has already discounted all the coal bosses and oranges that Fenjiu gave him, and the smell of copper all over his body gives people a sense of wealth and vulgarity wherever he goes.

And You Qi, who prides himself on being a local tyrant, is now inexplicably stacking a buff called Gao Leng on himself, looking at Fenjiu in the list of enemies, he just doesn't take the initiative to talk to him.

However, after a few minutes of uselessness, this buff disappeared automatically, and You Qi typed a line of words.

Hao Se: Dao Chief, I sold the coal boss and oranges, do you want to share half of the money?

【Secret Chat】Fenjiu: Is there a big war?

You Qi slapped the table and scolded, "Do you want the fuck or don't you want this?"

However, You Qi is an empathetic and good boy, and he automatically understands that Fenjiu does not intend to ask for this money to happily form Fenjiu and reset it.

Heroes: Exiled Island!

You Qi, a delicate flower, is still relatively reliable as a wet nurse, the group of famous Chinese wines in Fenjiu did not come, a few savages were formed, and there was a novice in a blue suit, which is the so-called Smurfs.

You Qi also came from the Xiaobai period, and when he met the trumpet, he naturally helped if he could, isn't it a big war! He can't afford a Smurf with such big?!

Everyone dispels the fog on the island without incident, and smoothly passes the nightmare of the newcomer from the previous boss and the most eye-catching part of the "Island of Tears" - "Jumping Mountain"!

Actually, they can clear the mobs all the way up to the boss in a savage way, but it's a waste of time! And the mobs are so vicious, the witty players have found a convenient and quick way.

That is to use small light skills to step on the gazebo, watchtower, and jump on the cliff like Super Mario to play the boss.

But this convenient and fast way is limited to veteran players, and in the minds of every newbie, the mountain-hopping mountain on the Deserted Island is a nightmare of their childhood!

You Qi recalled the mountain where he had jumped for more than an hour in the ordinary book, sighed, and whispered to that Smurf, follow me later.

The Smurfs didn't respond.

You Qi had no choice but to name the Smurfs on the team channel and ask him to follow him, the Smurfs like every novice like to sell cute, with a good attitude.

But in front of the mountain, there is no use in selling cuteness.

The Smurfs fell from the watchtower for the third time, and the T in the team finally couldn't help but complain, everyone understands when they meet novices, but time is not such a waste of time!

At this time, Fenjiu, who was originally sitting on the top of the cliff and meditating, got up and jumped into the water and came to the Smurfs and You Qi.

【Squad】Fenjiu: Come to YY123456, will you use YY?

The Smurfs said that his master had taught him to use yy, so the smurfs soon went to yy in Fenjiu, and the voice-controlled You Qi also secretly ran over to listen, according to the custom, not to turn on the microphone.

"Do you use a keyboard or a mouse?" You Qi heard the sound of the glass on Fenjiu's side, and looked at the time, this guy from Fenjiu must be drinking milk again hahahaha!

"That...... The mouse ...... "The Smurfs are a girl with a timid voice.

"Well, it's better to change to a keyboard. Fenjiu took a sip of milk, "Follow me little by little, here, if you take a step further, you will fall, be careful." ”

You Qi is about to ripple, his ears are already pregnant! Roommate Chen Feng is not in him, and he doesn't have to think about any impact! Fenjiu has such a beautiful voice that must be recorded!

"Oh......"

"Stand here, jump up, take two jumps in the air, and come up, yes, hang up the rock. ”

The Taoist leader in the game leads the Smurfs to the top of the watchtower, and Flora Hauser follows behind like a fart, silently becoming a nymphomaniac.

Fuyao jumped up, and then Nie Yun, and then the second stage, arrived. The Taoist stood on the edge of the cliff and turned around, the voice in YY was smiling, and You Qi felt that he could see the warm smile of the Taoist through the screen.

It must be a demon.

Voice control has to cut off your ears!

Otherwise, you'll get pregnant!

However, the Smurfs still dropped their chains, and they fell into the water again when they were still a little away from the edge of the cliff, and YY let out a sigh, and the Smurfs almost cried, "I...... I didn't mean to......"

As a result, all the savages of the team quit the team without saying a word.

You Qi was a little dumbfounded, these people ...... It's not true, isn't it? What kind of trouble is it to quit the team directly? It's not like this in a hurry, is it? Will you die if you say a word? You don't have to fight them!

"You practice a few more times, and I'll call someone to help us get through the big war. ”

At this time, you can only pit relatives and friends to come, You Qi shook his head, and he is going to see the Chinese famous wine series again......

【Moutai joins the team of Fenjiu】

【Wuliangye joins the team of Fenjiu】

【Squad】Moutai: Apprentice brother! Wet new name is not good!#可爱

What the hell is Moutai! You Qi slammed the keyboard angrily, how could he see his neurotic master again! The ladyboy tradition of their master has been passed down from his ladyboy Sister Hua's master, and Sister Hua can still make do with the wig, what the hell is Moutai!

【Squad】Hauser: I ask to sever the master-apprentice relationship with you. Convex ('0) convex

Sister Hua, who has always been known for her neurosis, has rarely been serious, and people are still fighting in Ma Weiyi, but the serious attitude has been conveyed to You Qi's side.

【Squad】Moutai: Say it again.

There are no emojis, no expressions, not even a punctuation mark, Master Hua is really angry, You Qi swallowed his saliva and began to think about how to apologize.

As a result, I saw that Sister Hua's blood bar bottomed out and was seriously injured......

I don't know how to speak.

【Squad】Wuliangye:, what are you doing!

Fenjiu: Let's apologize to your master.

【Squad】Moutai: Hao Se, let me ask you.

[Team] Hauser: I'm so wet that I'm wrong, I'm not going to say such stupid things again...... Don't get angry when you're wet......

When Sister Hua picked up You Qi, Xiao Hua Luo was dressed in tatters and was looking for an elevator next to the elevator in Wanhua Valley, and You Qi took the initiative to talk to Sister Hua and ask for directions.

Sister Hua, who had been in a daze, led You Qi to the NPC who handed in the task without saying a word, and then asked You Qi if there was a shortage of masters, her only apprentice ran away with someone, and she happened to lack an apprentice.

So You Qi did not hesitate to apprentice.

However, about the former senior sister or senior brother, Sister Hua has always been silent.

Maybe, it is also because of the previous apprentice that Sister Hua will mind so much about the dead master and apprentice, You Qi can also understand that Sister Hua treats him as an apprentice with heart and lungs, and this kind of thing is not too comfortable even if it is a joke, not to mention that there is a shadow.

【Squad】Moutai: Okay! Brother is so good! Wait for the teacher to get up and help you fight! Let's jump the mountain together!

【Squad】Hao Se: Wet and awesome!(づ ̄3 ̄)づ

Fenjiu and Wuliangye are accustomed to the cuteness of Moutai, a neuropath, although they are a man, they shamefully sell cuteness in private, but for the sake of the operation, they will endure it.

It has been stirring the foundation field until now.

As for You Qi, a ladyboy Hua Luo, Moutai is not a person with a broken mouth, and You Qi is meeting this group of famous Chinese wines for the second time, how could they think that the person who is so proficient in emoji and cuteness is a dead shemale!

As soon as Moutai and Wuliangye entered the book, the Smurfs in YY suddenly shouted excitedly: "I'm coming up! I'll jump the mountain!"

Almost at the same time, another woman's voice came out of YY, and her tone was not good, "Fenjiu, what are you talking about is accompanying your sister and jumping mountains?"

You Qi cut out and glanced at the YY channel, and found that he didn't know when there was an extra person in their channel.