Chapter 340: What a Demon and Monster Brawl Fighting Method

"Huh......" He Xiangdong stretched out his voice and shouted. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

The audience laughed again, they had never seen such a faceless person.

Xue Guo looked at the audience, and also reflected that he seemed to be a little untrue in front of him, and he said embarrassedly: "Actually, we're not in it for money. ”

This sentence again, and the audience laughed so much that their stomachs hurt.

He Xiangdong replied with a smile: "Yes, this time it's really not for money." ”

The audience is laughing again, this time for the sake of the 200 little maids who are like flowers and jade.

Xue Guo smiled shyly, not minding He Xiangdong's words at all, but said happily: "Look at me, my outfit, I think my life value will be realized when I wear this filial piety uniform." ”

He Xiangdong was speechless, even a guy like He Xiangdong whose brain was spinning as fast as a spinning top couldn't react, and he didn't know what to say, the key was that Xue Guo's shamelessness surprised him too much.

In the end, He Xiangdong gave Xue Guo a thumbs up in admiration, he was sincere this time, you really went out.

Xue Guo flattered: "Hey, then when are we leaving, I can't wait?"

He Xiangdong was surprised and asked, "You can't wait to be someone else's son?"

Xue Guo nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, I'm going to realize the value of my life." ”

He Xiangdong collapsed, poked his fingers and said Xue Guo: "Look at your happy look." ”

Xue Guo didn't care at all, but was proud of it.

The response from the audience is also quite good, and the cross talk performances they can see now are very serious, either praising this or criticizing that, when did it appear on the stage: such a hot and fun thing appeared, and this group of people were excited to watch it.

"Alas......" He Xiangdong sighed, looked at Xue Guo in disappointment, and said, "I'm afraid I can't take you there." ”

Xue Guo was stunned, his pupils slowly dilated, and he asked carefully, "Why?"

He Xiangdong frowned, and reprimanded loudly: "Why? Why do you say why? Oh, you are angry when you say you are angry, angry when you say you are angry, you are angry when you say that you throw away your filial piety clothes, and when you go to the United States, if you come to us again, how can I explain to other aunts and grandmothers?"

Xue Guo was anxious, and hurriedly explained: "No, don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who turns his face on the spot." ”

He Xiangdong didn't believe it at all, and looked at Xue Guo obliquely: "Isn't this kind of person? ”

Xue Guo's head was big, and he was going crazy when He Xiangdong grabbed this sore foot: "No, it was an accident just now, I'm not ...... No...... It's not that I don't know that there are 200 little maids. ”

As soon as the words "poof......" came out, the audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong didn't eat him at all, just looked at him lightly and sneered twice: "Hehe......"

Xue Guo is going crazy, if He Xiangdong still doesn't believe it like this, then he has so much money and so many little maids will be beaten with chickens and eggs, Xue Guo, who was forced to be anxious, stiffened his neck and said loudly: "I really can't, you don't know that I have love for this filial piety, I am uncomfortable now if I don't wear it for a day." There are also other people to be a son, you don't know how much I love to be, I'm used to it, I have experience, you don't let me be, I'm still anxious with you. The fortune teller said, "I am like my grandson, my son's life."

As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked, Xue Guo's shamelessness was simply earth-shattering. He Xiangdong's eyes were about to pop out, do you really dare to say it, He Xiangdong felt that he was already the kind of actor who didn't have too many scruples on the stage, and he was already quite out of line, and when he looked at Xue Guo today, he knew that he had completely lost to the man in front of him.

He Xiangdong was silent, forcibly suppressed his collapsed emotions, quickly adjusted his mentality, and asked, "What if you don't talk?"

Xue Guo swore with a curse: "Then let me hit five thunderbolts in the sky." ”

He Xiangdong sneered twice, and didn't believe it: "There is no basis for what you say, you regret it when you get to the scene, and none of us can do anything, so today you have to give me a reason to believe you." ”

Xue Guo also said cheerfully: "Okay, you say." ”

He Xiangdong said loudly: "Today I will come to our scene to have a mourning hall ceremony, I will invite all the gods and goddesses to come out, let's have a funeral in old Beijing, if you are willing to do it here, I will believe you, and I will take you to the United States." ”

"Good ......" the audience began to applaud.

Xue Guo gritted his teeth and said, "No problem, but now it's just the two of us, how can we make a funeral?"

He Xiangdong sneered twice, and said loudly: "Who said that there are only the two of us, all the immortals, let's appear." ”

As He Xiangdong shouted loudly, the whole audience came to their senses, and everyone stared at the exit door, and they were also a little worried in their hearts, wouldn't there really be a large group of people?

Sure enough, a bald monk wearing a robe with a full face and flesh appeared with a strong step, and the monk's temperament was more twisted, but when he performed on the stage, he showed the appearance of a tough guy.

"Good ......" saw that it was really coming out, and the audience was excited, and they all applauded with all their strength.

The monk folded his hands and saluted the audience, and then stood next to him, He Xiangdong looked a little funny, Da Biao played a vicious crazy monk in the crew, and now he actually pretended to be a monk.

Immediately behind, the Taoist priest came out with a whisk of dust, and walked to the front of the stage, and the old god added a line to himself on the ground, and he shouted loudly: "Amitayus Buddha, give birth to a noble son early." ”

The audience laughed and applauded, who had ever seen such an unscrupulous Taoist priest?

He Xiangdong also smiled and shook his head, he had explained to these people before he went on the field, and it would be good to finish the things he explained after he went on the field, and the rest would be made casually, anyway, he could hold the field steadily, and he could hold it up, maybe a few golden sentences came out of these people's mouths, and the effect would be better.

Xue Guo was a little nervous, he was a little worried that if these people got excited and forgot about the business, it would be over.

The audience applauded for a while, and the lama who showed half of his chest also came out, and the lama amused the audience when he saw that the Taoist priest had lines, and he was not willing to be left behind, but he was stupid and couldn't speak, but he was unwilling to stand aside like this.

The lama is originally a kung fu practitioner, and he is also a person who has practiced it. This product obviously played the role of a Tibetan Buddhist lama, but as soon as he threw the magic weapon in his hand, he hugged his fist at the audience as if he was playing a show, and as soon as he tightened his belt, he began to flip backflips, and dozens of them in a row.

The audience roared and screamed, and the whole audience was boiling.

He Xiangdong was stunned.

Xue Guo was also stupid.

Martin was about to come out of the game, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he almost fainted.

It's a mess, it's not like it, this one is a demon and a monster fight. (To be continued.) )