Chapter 339: Fu Shouquan (2)
Xue Guo's shamelessness was beyond everyone's imagination, even He Xiangdong was a little dumbfounded, and he couldn't help but wonder once again if this product was really acting in his true colors?
Xue Guo said again: "Of course we're not for money." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Woo ......" burst into a commotion.
He Xiangdong didn't care so much, so he nodded and said, "I know, I know, hey, even this filial piety robe is worn, do we have to get a white hat to wear?"
This time, Xue Guo suddenly understood: "Filial piety hat?"
He Xiangdong corrected: "It's not all, there are a lot of beautiful little balls on it, ten of them, which are very fashionable." ”
Xue Guo pressed his hand: "Wait a while, I'll do the math first, one ball is for grandchildren, two balls are for great-grandchildren, three balls, four, ten...... If you do that, I'll probably still be swimming in the sperm bank of the old man's descendants. ”
He Xiangdong raised his head and smiled: "Then you can swim fast enough." ”
Xue Guo looked unhappy: "Where is this?
"Hehe......" He Xiangdong sneered twice, and said confidently: "Twenty boxes." ”
Once again, the audience's eyes were all focused on Xue Guo's face.
Xue Guo was stunned at the time, and smashed people with twenty boxes of diamonds, he had never heard of this thing, he reacted for a long time before wiping his mouth and saying, "Of course, we are not for money." ”
Again, there is a saying in comedy called repetition is power, as soon as he says this, the audience can't be happy.
Xue Guo said seriously: "I think ah, you said that this filial piety robe is also worn, and this filial piety belt is also pierced, if you don't wear the filial piety hat, it won't look good, and besides, everyone is wearing linen and filial piety, and the bells and whistles we wear are not good." ”
He Xiangdong smiled: "You are willing to wear it, right?"
Xue Guo said: "Of course, it should be worn." ”
He Xiangdong looked at him, shook his head and sighed: "You just say this, what if you go to the scene and don't want to change your clothes, good guy, so many people are watching." ”
Xue Guo hurriedly stopped and said: "Don't worry, we are all professional actors, and it is really nothing to us to change into filial piety clothes." ”
He Xiangdong sneered twice, and said suspiciously: "Of course it's easy to talk about your mouth, but the truth is possible, hehe." ”
Xue Guo looked at He Xiangdong's skeptical attitude, he was afraid that all the money he was about to get would be lost, so he let it go, and shouted anxiously: "I'll tell you this, if you have filial piety clothes, I'll change them for you now, so I can let you see what a professional actor is." ”
He Xiangdong's eyes lit up, and he shouted, "This is what you said." ”
Xue Guo stiffened his neck and said, "That's what I said, what's the matter?"
He Xiangdong shouted loudly to the back: "Come on, bring my filial piety clothes." ”
Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "There really is." ”
Martin ran up with a filial piety suit in the background, and this filial piety suit was also taken from the crew.
As soon as he took the stage, the audience immediately boiled, and the applause and cheers were one after another. Not only because Martin is an acquaintance they know, but also because they have never seen anyone change their filial piety clothes on stage.
It's always seen on TV, but it's not real. Now it's face-to-face, these people have never seen a cross talk actor wearing filial piety clothes in public, and they are all energetic all of a sudden.
Not to mention how good the atmosphere was, Martin's mouth was grinning behind his ears, he felt like he was stepping on cotton, his eyes were golden, and his mind was full of scenes of future visitors.
"Come on, put it on. He Xiangdong handed the filial piety clothes to Xue Guo.
Xue Guo was stupid, looked at He Xiangdong, and then looked at the audience, and was speechless for a long time.
The audience kept coaxing, asking Xue Guo to change it quickly, and this group of people was too excited.
Xue Guo saw that he really couldn't hide, so he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and said, "I'll let you see what is the professional level of a professional actor today." ”
"Good. He Xiangdong took the lead and shouted hello.
"Good ......" The audience also began to applaud.
Then Xue Guo put on all the filial piety clothes with the help of He Xiangdong, filial piety hats, filial piety robes, and filial piety belts, all of which were complete.
"Good ......" The audience was boiling again.
Xue Guo brushed the clothes on his body and said triumphantly, "How about you take a look?"
He Xiangdong gave a thumbs up sincerely: "It's so good, it's really worthy of being a professional actor." ”
Xue Guo raised his head and smiled confidently: "Of course, we are professional." ”
He Xiangdong said again: "Then since this filial piety hat is worn, do you have to take something in your hand?"
Xue Guo was puzzled: "On your hands?"
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, it's a small stick in your hand, probably a little longer than your arm, and there is a particularly beautiful white strip of cloth floating on it." ”
Xue Guo's eyes widened: "Is there still a Western introduction written on the cloth strip?"
He Xiangdong said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, yes." ”
Xue Guo opened his mouth and squirted angrily: "That's called a little stick? That's called a flag, this is a son giving a flag, oh, I went all the way to the United States to be a son for someone? I still want face, you let me be a son for others? How can I face my family? Ah? How can I still mix in Beijing? How will I gain a foothold in the cross talk world in the future?"
He Xiangdong hurriedly reassured: "No, no, I won't let you beat the banner in vain, and there are diamonds, gold, all of them." ”
Being a son for others is considered to have touched Xue Guo's scales, and he scolded while taking off his filial piety clothes: "I don't want it, I don't want anything, it's useless for you to give a mountain of gold." ”
He Xiangdong had a headache: "No, the old man still has a big factory in the United States." ”
Xue Guo stiffened his neck and scolded, "I don't know how to do business." ”
He Xiangdong said again: "No, no, they also have an airport with hundreds of private jets in it." ”
Xue Guo threw his clothes to the ground angrily and scolded, "I won't open it again." ”
"Oops. He Xiangdong patted his brain, this matter was difficult to do, he turned sideways and said to the audience with a headache: "It's not easy to do now, no one plays the flag, the old man's industries are still trivial, the key is that the old man still has more than 200 beautiful little maids, this matter is ...... Oops......"
As soon as he heard that there were two hundred little maids, Xue Guo, who was still angry, was dumbfounded, and turned around and looked at He Xiangdong dumbfounded, Ha Lazi was about to come down.
He Xiangdong was sideways, and he couldn't see Xue Guo's expression, and he was still looking at himself: "My aunt and grandmother have said that as long as someone is willing to play a banner, not only will they give him the old man's family business, but also give him these more than 200 flower-like girls, these are all big beauties from beauty pageants all over the world, oops, beautiful ones can't do it, but now no one is playing banners." ”
He Xiangdong said while Xue Guo was looking for the filial piety clothes thrown on the ground in front of him to wear, and the audience was about to laugh crazy.
"Hey......" Xue Guo patted He Xiangdong on the shoulder.
He Xiangdong turned around and was startled, Xue Guo didn't know when he actually put on his filial piety clothes again.
Xue Guo was still smiling there with a shy smile.
The audience was twitching with laughter.
He Xiangdong was surprised: "Hey, what do you mean by this?"
Xue Guo tilted his head and said righteously: "When it comes to being a son to someone else, no one has any experience in me." (To be continued.) )