Chapter 366: Singing Crosstalk (Thanks to the Alliance Leader of the Forgotten Memories for their support, more on that later)

The group leader asked softly, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

The man sent a piece of paper in his hand to the group leader and said, "This is their cross talk book, you look at the burden that the young man said earlier, I didn't find it in the book." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The group leader frowned, the role of the book is to standardize the performance of the actors, and it is not okay to play at will on the spot, but this team leader has been reviewing the Spring Festival Gala for many years, and he has rich experience, he whispered to the man: "It may be the live catch in their cross talk, you continue to stare at it, as long as their cross talk is basically in accordance with the book, it's no problem, it doesn't matter if there are a few simple on-the-spot catches occasionally." ”

"Good. The man replied softly.

He Xiangdong continued on the stage: "I am an unknown junior in the cross talk class, not worth mentioning, but I want to talk about the teacher next to me. ”

He Xiangdong stretched out his hand to the side and made a proud expression.

Hou Sanye shook his hand very politely and modestly at the people in the review team.

He Xiangdong suddenly waved his hand and said, "It's not worth mentioning." ”

"Huh?" Hou Sanye exclaimed.

The censors all laughed, and the person who questioned it in front was looking at the book sentence by sentence according to He Xiangdong's words, and now he was relieved to see that this burden appeared in the book.

The censorship is like this, there will be no big changes in the actor's book, and then the censorship team listens to it over and over again, language programs are funny, it's funny, but if you listen to it three times, you're going to vomit, and you know all the baggage, so you can't laugh.

But the key is that the review team will still pick on you in the next few trials, your cross talk sketch is not funny at all, can the audience be satisfied when it is broadcast?

You can't explain to others that it's because you've listened to it too many times, if you say so, people will have to give you a sentence, can the work you get tired of listening to so many times be put on the Spring Festival Gala?

You say you don't die.

Hou Sanye asked in surprise, "I'm not worth mentioning?"

He Xiangdong said seriously: "This is modesty. ”

Hou Sanye rolled his eyes and said, "Then you don't have to go on the pole to help me be humble?"

He Xiangdong said: "I don't need to introduce you, everyone knows each other, who else doesn't know your teacher Hou in the world?"

Hou Sanye waved his hand and said, "You are polite." ”

He Xiangdong gave him a thumbs up and praised: "You are a big name in our cross talk industry." ”

"Huh...... Hey......" Hou Sanye smiled embarrassedly, waved his hand and said, "Hey, you, be louder." ”

The censorship team laughed, but He Xiangdong was stunned: "Be louder? It is indeed superfluous to dare me to be humble for you before." ”

Hou Sanye raised his head and smiled.

He Xiangdong continued: "I am a little actor, and I really envy you big names. ”

Hou Sanye responded: "Don't be envious, you study hard and perform well, there will definitely be a day when you become famous." ”

He Xiangdong also continued: "Yes, I will be able to make a lot of money by that day." ”

Hou Sanye was surprised and said: "Young people, don't be old and don't have money. ”

He Xiangdong asked: "Then what should I pay attention to is the art of cross talk?"

Hou Sanye nodded and said, "Yes, art comes first for artists." ”

He Xiangdong raised his head and wiped his tears: "Generally, artists who can't make money say so." ”

Hou Sanye was unhappy and accused: "What is this called, those who are young and have money all day long will not necessarily be happy if they are rich." ”

He Xiangdong finally hit the road this time: "Yes, a rich man can buy a lot of things, but he may not be happy." ”

Hou Sanye said with great relief: "Eh, that's right." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Now those big business bosses who earn billions of dollars a year, must they be very happy......? They...... How could they not be happy. ”

As he spoke, He Xiangdong became sad and angry again.

The people in the censorship team were also amused by this reversal, these people are still relatively easy to watch this show, anyway, it is steady, they can just watch it easily, there is no need to be picky.

Hou Sanye said: "What are you talking about, whether you are happy or unhappy has nothing to do with money." ”

He Xiangdong replied: "Yes, I don't have any money, I only have a salary of 200 yuan a month, but I am very happy." ”

Hou Sanye nodded and praised: "That's right, share it with everyone, why you are so happy even if you have no money." ”

He Xiangdong almost didn't cry, raised his head and held back his tears strongly, choked up: "Because I can't help it." ”

"Hi. Hou Sanye shook his head, and he was speechless.

The people in the audience watched it with interest.

He Xiangdong continued: "I don't have any money, so I can't be unhappy. ”

Hou Sanye hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, okay, don't explain anymore." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It doesn't matter if I don't have money now, I'm going to have money soon." ”

Hou Sanye was puzzled: "How do you say this?"

He Xiangdong said: "Because my father is coming back soon." ”

Hou Sanye was even more confused: "Your father, your father is missing?"

He Xiangdong shook his hand and said: "No, when I was young, my family was very poor, and the poor can't do it, there is no tile to cover the body, and there is no place to stand on the bottom." At that time, it was raining heavily outside, and it was raining heavily inside the house, and our family had to stand outside the house to take shelter from the rain. ”

"It's raining so heavily?"

He Xiangdong said: "The family is poor, there is no way, there is no upper meal, there is no next meal." Later, the family really had no choice, I couldn't survive, my father went abroad to work when I was still very young, and after 20 years, he is now earning a lot of money. ”

That's where it comes in.

Hou Sanye said: "This is a good thing." ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and sighed: "It's not easy for the old man, when he first arrived abroad, he couldn't even eat, he was stunned to ask for food on the street for several months, and then he went all the way to today, until he earned such a big family business, do you think it is easy for him?"

Hou Sanye said: "It's not easy. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Now the old man is about to return to China, he said that he wants to return to the land where he was born and raised, introduce advanced foreign technology, and invest in China to contribute to the economic development of our country." ”

This is the theme of this cross talk, what He Xiangdong wants to say is a praise type cross talk, the most popular in the nineties, including the beginning of the twenty-first century, is to attract investment.

He Xiangdong is talking about overseas Chinese returning to China to invest in the motherland, and the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala is not mainly for amusement, it must put the intention in the first place. (To be continued.) )