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He Xiangdong said: "My father came from a hard life, he wants to return to China to invest, especially to our capital, what he wants to do is a career, he doesn't want to do some meaningless things, and he doesn't want to mess with a penny." ”

Hou Sanye held it and said, "This request is very reasonable. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Don't look at my father's money now, he has earned billions of dollars, but he has lived a very frugal life, and when he goes to a five-star restaurant to eat, he always asks for a piece of white rice and half a piece of bean curd." ”

Hou Sanye frowned and said in disgust: "Ho, this day is really meticulous. ”

He Xiangdong: "If it's a little dry to eat alone, just ask the kitchen to pour him a little fermented bean curd juice to drink." ”

Hou Sanye's whole person is not good: "Oh, this must not be killed." ”

He Xiangdong also said vigorously: "This is thrift, my father's change is enough to make up a piece, he will no longer move, he has to save." ”

Hou Sanye was stupid: "This life is really worthy of being a billionaire." ”

He Xiangdong nodded and said: "This is natural, my father often wonders, will anyone come to make it difficult to invest in Beijing?"

Hou Sanye hurriedly said: "Then he is too worried, Beijing is now constantly optimizing the foreign economic and trade environment, vigorously advocating investment and investment, as long as someone sincerely comes to invest in construction, it will definitely not be troubled." ”

He Xiangdong said: "But now many entrepreneurs say that Beijing's approval process is too complicated, and it takes half a year to sign it and seal it." ”

Hou Sanye said: "What you said is the old yellow calendar, now not only in Beijing, but all parts of the country governments have begun to simplify the approval process, to create a good investment environment." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I am relieved when you say this, and my father is also relieved." ”

Hou Sanye also said: "Let your father rest assured and boldly come to invest, our domestic investment environment is good." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Don't say it, when my father was abroad some time ago, he happened to meet our leaders in Beijing to go abroad for inspection. After listening to the domestic investment policy, my father decided to do it at that time. ”

Hou Sanye nodded and praised: "This is a good thing." ”

He Xiangdong said: "A big project of 150 million." ”

Hou Sanye was taken aback: "Hey, so much money." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, my father signed a contract with our leader when he was abroad, and he gave a deposit of a full thirty-five yuan." ”

Hou Sanye stopped him: "You wait, you wait, you will give a deposit of more than 30 yuan for a big project of more than 1 billion yuan?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Yes, it's all brand new yen." ”

Hou Sanye glared at the beads and said: "Then it's even less valuable, this is too unusual, more than a billion big projects, just give a deposit of dozens of yuan?"

He Xiangdong said with a bitter face: "I don't know, if I was here at the time, I would definitely not have asked my father to do this, I mainly told you about this process." ”

Hou Sanye said: "Then you can tell me." ”

He Xiangdong started to raise his breath from the dantian, and the next paragraph is his new throughout, the whole cross talk is the most laborious here, and it is simple to write the burden alone, as long as it can be funny. Guankou also pays attention to rhyme, and also requires the coordination of voice and intonation, not simply stacking a bunch of words together, which is exquisite.

If you simply ask He Xiangdong to write a penetration, it is not too difficult, but today there are restrictions, to fit the theme of investment promotion, but also to put the national policy in, but also to compile a catchy and very suitable penetration, this is very difficult.

He Xiangdong has been working on it for a long time, and after the book was settled, he has been adjusting, and he has worked this paragraph.

"The city of Beijing is amazing, the emperor of the five dynasties, has a history of thousands of years. He Xiangdong did not stop, and immediately spoke of lotus flowers, and made the mouth go up: "Nine inside and seven outside, nine gates and eight tripods of the Imperial City, a bell, the red leaves of Xiangshan and the lotus flowers of the North Sea, the small alleys with twists and turns, the warm and friendly courtyards, the prosperity of the temple fair Dashilar in Chaoyang, the endless treasures of the old Beijing, and the outstanding people." ”

He Xiangdong took a breath, and the speed of his words suddenly increased, but the words became clearer and clearer: "New Beijing opens its doors to welcome visitors from all over the world, optimizes the environment and develops day by day, and easing policies help enterprises take off." Beijing is infinitely good, at this time it is early in the morning, the country is in the people's heart, and investors from all over the world are welcome. ”

He Xiangdong finally came to a beautiful finish.

"Okay......" Hou Sanye took the lead and shouted hello to him.

The people in the review team also applauded face-savingly, it was difficult to hear the crosstalk in the Spring Festival Gala, because there are restrictions on the subject matter, comedy is like this, and it is difficult to get it with restrictions. So no one got it through, it's too difficult.

Now they suddenly heard He Xiangdong's rhythmic and impassioned passage, and these people's spirits were all shocked, which is a very good plus point, not only reflected in art, but also very suitable for the needs of publicity.

These people nodded one after another, secretly praising in their hearts, they really deserve to be great artists, and the book that Mr. Hou made is advanced.

These people all looked at Hou Sanye with appreciation, they didn't think that this was He Xiangdong's credit.

He Xiangdong is now in a long breath, his face is not red or breathless, and he continued: "This time, not only did my father return to China to invest, but he also found many foreign friends to return to China to invest and develop. ”

Hou Sanye said: "This is a good thing, we welcome it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "My father, he and his friends just came back yesterday, and my mother also set up a large table of dishes, and my mother will perform a small show before the banquet. ”

Hou Sanye asked, "What program?"

He Xiangdong said: "My mother loves to sing Peking Opera, and she is good at singing two sentences of female old students, and when she opens her mouth, she will come to 'gather all relatives and friends together and have a good drink'"

"Good. Hou Sanye shouted hello again.

The censorship team was also surprised by He Xiangdong's singing skills, the Spring Festival Gala also reviews opera programs every year, and there are many people on stage, although these people are in language programs, but this does not mean that they can't distinguish the good and bad of opera, He Xiangdong's voice just now really made them quite amazing.

He Xiangdong said again: "My mother finished singing, and my father also stood up, so I have to comment on the play, 'I have been away from home for decades, and now I am back in my hometown with gray hair, I remember that it is Heqinghai Yan Wanminhuan...... Aha...... Ah......h

Finally, a long note was pulled.

"Sounds good. Hou Sanye praised again.

The people in the review team also lit up, not only did they sing Peking Opera well, but they also commented on the opera, this person was good.

He Xiangdong didn't stop talking, and continued: "After my father finished singing, he brought a black friend to stand up, and he had to sing a piece of Hebei Bangzi. ”

Hou Sanye was puzzled: "Black friends still sing Hebei Bangzi?"

He Xiangdong explained: "This is a Hebei person, who went abroad to tan, so he is a black friend. ”

"Okay. Hou Sanye spread his hands.

He Xiangdong cleared his throat and sang with a bangzi: "Hey, when it's abundant...... Hey, hey...... I remember that it was Guotai Min'an. ”

"That's good. Hou Sanye praised again.

The review team was even more amazing, and even a few people opened their mouths wide, they really deserve to be the people that Teacher Hou fancies, this level is really good.

He Xiangdong said: "After the black friend finishes singing, the guy in the restaurant next to him is also singing, and he wants to say a Qin dialect." ”

"Qin cavity?"

He Xiangdong was unambiguous, and immediately came, and a high-pitched and passionate voice came from his throat: "Who will pay...... Hey......"

"No one gave money to co-author. Hou Sanye was dumbfounded.

The end of the last one is over.

The five members of the review team also applauded, this time it was not for Hou Sanye's face, but this cross talk was really good, and it was worthy of their applause.

He Xiangdong also bowed to them. (To be continued.) )