The crosstalk joke "You Are Really a Big Star" was newly created by He Xiangdong, who is in his early Chinese New Year's Eve this year, and it is the time to make a big job and do a good job, and he has really written a lot of popular good comedy in the past two years.

This cross talk has been performed for more than half of the time, and the reaction of the audience under the stands knows that it is very successful, and the audience is almost excited.

The excitement of the audience also infected the performances of the actors on stage, cross talk actors are always like this, the more excited the audience, the better their performance will be, you see Xue Guo is so excited tonight, how many burdens have been turned over even when he attacks.

The friends in the entertainment industry who came from the audience were also smiling, their faces were red and their necks were thick, their applause never stopped, and they were all happy tonight.

There are too few entertainment programs in these years, and even fewer entertainment programs that can really make people laugh, He Xiangdong's cross talk can really be said to be a ray of light in the darkness, illuminating the road of comedy.

In fact, many people have only now discovered that cross talk can still be said like this, cross talk art is not a funny baggage that can be done, it is a language art, exquisite language skills, this is a very advanced knowledge.

A really powerful cross talk actor, the cross talk he talks about will not get tired of the audience, and the more you listen to it, the more you want to listen to it, this is the charm of cross talk language skills.

In fact, when evaluating a cross talk, real insiders will not judge it by whether it is funny or not, they generally use a saying from Tianjin people, that is, this cross talk is really good, this is the truth of cross talk.

said 1,000 to 10,000, it has to be the audience's final say, and what the audience likes to approve and accept is the real good cross talk.

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On the stage, Xue Guo was also choked by He Xiangdong's sentence of pushing his aunt, and he waved his hand and said, "Don't be, my taste is not so heavy." ”

He Xiangdong replied: "Isn't it humble. ”

Xue Guo was angry: "Me?"

He Xiangdong squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Then arrange a young woman for you, there are endless thousands of styles." ”

Xue Guo covered his face: "It's weird." ”

"Oh......" The boos from the audience immediately sounded, Xue Guo looked too dead.

He Xiangdong also shook his head and smiled, Xue Guo was really out of his mind today, he refreshed himself and said: "A amorous young woman with an S-shaped figure." ”

Xue Guo nodded: "That's good." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Look at it head-on." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "Positive?"

He Xiangdong waved his hands, twisted his buttocks, and stood up.

As soon as they saw He Xiangdong's unlucky appearance, the audience laughed.

Xue Guo complained speechlessly: "What happened to this girl who was hit by a car, why does she look like this?"

He Xiangdong also explained: "This is a good figure, don't you talk about an S-shaped body now." ”

Xue Guo rolled his eyes and said, "That's the side." ”

He Xiangdong replied: "Hey, that girl is so different. ”

Xue Guo was really speechless: "What a good guy." ”

He Xiangdong made a gesture: "The S-shaped amorous young woman twisted her waist and came over." ”

Xue Guo said: "This is a goblin." ”

He Xiangdong said: "People walked in front of Xue Guo, a big star, with shy eyebrows, all the charms, and asked delicately, 'Are you Mr. Wang'?"

Xue Guo was stunned: "I'm such a big star, he doesn't know me?"

He Xiangdong said: "Look at our Teacher Xue again, he is stupid, seeing that the girl's saliva is about to come down, he nodded hurriedly, 'It can be'." ”

The audience laughed.

Xue Guo was taken aback: "Can this be?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, the thinking of big stars is different, and the young woman with all kinds of charms will immediately take you to the house." ”

Xue Guo's eyes lit up: "This is going home?"

"Oh ......" The audience is about to dislike Xue Guo to death.

He Xiangdong gestured with his hand: "The girl's house has a big white bed, which is covered with flower petals, which is very romantic." The girl said to Teacher Xue, you sit here first, and I'll take a shower and come out. ”

"Okay. Xue Guo agreed very happily.

Just this sentence made the audience laugh again.

He Xiangdong took off his clothes, and said while taking off: "Our Teacher Xue is excited, this is really a boundless blessing." ”

Xue Guo covered his face: "It's weird." ”

"Woohoo......" The boos rose again.

He Xiangdong continued: "Teacher Xue is taking it off here, and I accidentally saw that there is a plane ticket on the girl's bedside, and the girl is going to travel, so I have to accompany her." Teacher Xue was thinking about it here, the girl came out of the shower, and there was a bath towel here. ”

"Teacher Xue was very excited when he saw people, took out the plane ticket in his hand and asked, 'Are you planning to travel, I can accompany you?' "Look at our teacher Xue's human nature, what a good man. ”

Xue Guo was also very proud: "Yes, we have a good humanity." ”

The girl was so touched that her tears were about to fall. He Xiangdong wiped his tears and learned from the woman: "Great, I don't know what to say, I have to thank you." Teacher Xue is still there politely, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. ”

Xue Guo also praised: "This is all as it should be." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "The girl said again, 'I still want to thank you, I don't dare to go to Thailand for surgery alone, I'm afraid, fortunately you ......"

Halfway through speaking, the audience was already laughing wildly.

Only then did Xue Guo react, and he grabbed He Xiangdong and asked, "What kind of surgery?"

He Xiangdong said vaguely: "That's it, well......"

Seeing this, the audience laughed again.

Xue Guo wiped his sweat: "Good guy, I have a cold sweat here." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "You are a big star." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand: "Don't mention the big star." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Isn't it modest, as far as your ability and legendary experience are concerned, you can write enough eight million words." ”

Xue Guo rolled his eyes and said, "Where did you get so many words?" ”

He Xiangdong said: "You can't prepare for that capable person." ”

Xue Guo replied helplessly: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong was still praising Xue Guo: "With your ability, with your status, are you still afraid that you won't be able to find a girlfriend? Your status in the entertainment industry is like standing on the roof of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall nine days away." ”

Xue Guo was already disheartened, and he replied, "I'm looking for a thunderbolt." ”

The audience laughs.

He Xiangdong was very happy, and he said: "You can go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to find Director Tong and use an iron rod as a lightning rod." ”

"Haha......"

"Woo ......"

The burden is quite loud.

Xue Guo was also laughing: "Master, this period has passed." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I'm taking everyone to review and review, I'm afraid everyone will forget." ”

"Okay. ”

He Xiangdong said: "You still have to hold this big iron rod." ”

Xue Guo glared and said, "Then I don't think I'm dying fast enough, right?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's what it means, it means your status in the entertainment industry." ”

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's too easy to find a girlfriend with your status, and a friend introduced you to it within a few months." A big beauty, still an overseas Chinese, has just returned from abroad, and she is as beautiful as she wants. ”

"Oh?" Hearing this, Xue Guo came to his senses again, and his eyes lit up.

"Woo ......" the audience booed.

He Xiangdong said: "Just as beautiful as this girl who came back from overseas as beautiful as she wanted, walked in front of Teacher Xue, and only said one word, Teacher Xue was stupid." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What did you say?"

"Are you Mr. Wang?"

Xue Guo was startled: "Huh?"