Chapter 794: Director Tong
After the audience finished laughing, He Xiangdong continued: "Dear listeners and friends, the advertisement is over, now please continue to enjoy the show." ”
Xue Guo responded: "Here we go again." ”
He Xiangdong picked up the fan, spread it out, and said: "We received another letter from the enthusiastic audience, hello dear host, I am the father of Xue Guo, a cross talk actor from Xiangwen Society, and my surname is ...... Belch...... My surname is Xue. ”
Xue Guo touched a handful of cold sweat and said, "It's right." ”
He Xiangdong held the fan and said: "I especially like Chinese traditional arts, especially China's traditional operas that are on the verge of being lost, such as "The Prostitute Sighs", "The Sad Autumn of the Green Building", ......"
There was already laughter in the audience.
Xue Guo frowned and said, "Why are you here again, didn't you say it once before?"
He Xiangdong said: "Our radio station has no inventory before, so it has not been able to meet our request to the father of the cross talk actor Xue Guo of the Literary Society, and now we have invited an old artist, and we can finally meet the requirements of the father of the cross talk actor Xue Guo of the Literary Society." ”
Xue Guo was dissatisfied: "Why is there always me here?"
He Xiangdong continued: "Okay, next please enjoy the "Sad Autumn of the Green Building" brought by Mr. Zhao Chongqing, whose ancestral home is Henan, born in Beijing, grew up in Jiangsu, and now lives in seclusion in Yunnan. ”
Xue Guo complained: "Where the hell is this?"
The audience laughed again.
He Xiangdong cleared his throat and sang softly, and the little songs in the Qinglou had a tactful taste: "The good crescent moon is in the sky, like daytime, and there is a girl sitting in the Qinglou." Leaning on the railing, two tears flowed. Leaning on the railing, the two tears communicated. ”
"I have a good heart, follow the crop buddy, what I'm afraid of is getting up early and being greedy for darkness, how unfree, and a nest with eyes. I have a good heart, follow the cross talk, my scared husband wants me to sing "The Sad Autumn of the Green Building"......"
Xue Guo waited for the burden to sound, and then hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong: "Hey, how can there be my father's business here?"
He Xiangdong also said with a smile: "The old man is very popular. ”
Xue Guo waved his hand: "Then this is not like words." ”
He Xiangdong continued: "Next is the advertising time. ”
Xue Guoyi frowned: "Why is it an advertisement again." ”
He Xiangdong said loudly:
"Sister Wang, I'm constipated, what should I do?"
"Please go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to find Director Tong. ”
Xue Guo said: "Ho, why is it so happy to hear." ”
The audience laughed.
He Xiangdong continued:
"Missing work?"
"Don't delay, do surgery today, go to work tomorrow. Remember, the Big Iron Stick Hospital is looking for Director Tong. ”
Xue Guo sighed: "That's good." ”
He Xiangdong said: "The advertisement is over, and the next thing is the time for the layman to sing the drama." ”
Xue Guo waved his hand: "Then stop singing." ”
The audience was laughing again.
But insiders are amazed, He Xiangdong knows so much, how long has it been, and there have been seven or eight kinds of music on stage, this is really capable.
Gao Bingsheng narrowed his eyes and looked at He Xiangdong on the stage with a smile.
Lan Bo laughed and applauded He Xiangdong, and the reporters on the side secretly took a few photos.
He Xiangdong said on stage: "The screen names of these two enthusiastic listeners are particularly interesting, one is calling who will kill me, and the other is calling me to kill someone. ”
Xue Guo said: "What a broken name, no wonder these two can get together." ”
He Xiangdong said: "What they brought us was a fragment of the drama "Yang Ershe Huayuan", the two sang in duet, one was Tsing Yi Hua Dan, and the other sang Xiaosheng. One is high-pitched and loud, the other is low-pitched and deep. ”
He Xiangdong took the folding fan in his fingers, pointed with his right hand, learned Hua Dan's singing, and turned the tone up: "There is an adult Yang Ah Yang Bing Department in Henan." ”
He Xiangdong originally had a high voice, but this time he played with all his strength, and when his voice came out, the audience was shocked. Especially those friends in the song industry, their eyes widened.
After singing a sentence, the audience applauded.
As soon as He Xiangdong turned his head, the students sang songs, and his voice was so low that he couldn't do it: "That's my father's second official." ”
The audience was still applauding, and the applause did not stop, and they burst into laughter in an instant.
He Xiangdong saw the situation and learned from Hua Dan, and turned the door up the octave: "Ask your father and mother how is his old man?"
The audience applauded again.
He Xiangdong did not stop, and then came to suppress the little life that suppressed his throat: "My father and mother are unfortunately dyed with yellow springs......"
The audience laughed again.
Xue Guo hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong: "Okay, okay, stop singing, I'm going to hear that I'm going to have a nervous breakdown." ”
"Hahahaha...... "The audience tonight is really excited.
Xue Guo saw that the audience was very excited, and he was even more excited, and he turned over his baggage again: "If you sing again, I will kill both of them." ”
The audience laughed again.
He Xiangdong stopped singing, and said loudly: "Next is the long-awaited advertising program time." ”
Xue Guo frowned and said, "Who is looking forward to it?"
"Sister Wang, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?"
"Please go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to find Director Tong, and operate safely in three minutes. ”
Xue Guo was stupid: "Ah?
He Xiangdong was happy for a while, playing the two of them.
"Missing work?"
"Don't delay work, do surgery today, go to work tomorrow, please go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to find Director Tong." ”
Xue Guo admired: "Okay, this is really looking for pleasure." ”
He Xiangdong said: "Okay, next is the traffic radio station." ”
Xue Guo said: "Traffic Channel." ”
"Sister Wang. ”
"Huh?" Xue Guo was stunned.
He Xiangdong continued: "Sister Wang, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?"
"Didn't I tell you? Go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital, find Director Tong, and operate safely in three minutes. ”
"Missing work?"
"Don't delay, do surgery today, go to work tomorrow, remember to find ...... in the big iron stick hospital"
"Director Tong. "The audience shouted along, repetition is power, and they all remembered it.
He Xiangdong said: "Okay, the next thing is our traffic broadcast time." Listen to our traffic radio program, there is no green light throughout the day. ”
When Xue Guo heard this, he waved his hand and scolded: "Then don't go out at all, it's all red." ”
He Xiangdong said: "There was a large ring traffic accident on North Station Road, please listen to the road report sent back by the reporter at the scene. ”
Xue Guo responded: "There are reporters." ”
Reporter He Xiangdong hurriedly said: "Hello listeners and friends, I am at a crossroads now, I am now, I am ...... Bang, boom, bang, bang......"
Xue Guo was shocked: "Ah, the reporters have all been killed?"
The audience laughed again.
He Xiangdong's eyebrows fluttered and said, "Sister Wang, I'm unexpectedly pregnant again, what should I do?"
Xue Guo was stunned: "Huh?"
The audience laughed again.
He Xiangdong asked: "Why are you again, come, tell me, what kind of medicine did your husband take?"
"Hahaha......"
"Woo ......" laughter came again and again.
He Xiangdong learned from the woman: "I didn't take medicine." ”
"It's so fierce without taking medicine, it's been three times. Come, tell me who you are and where you live, I will let the director of our big iron stick hospital come to serve you, you are our VIP. ”
Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "Have you made a VIP as a human flow?"
He Xiangdong learned from the woman and said: "My surname is Zhao, and I live next door to Xue Guo's father, and everyone calls me Aunt Zhao." ”
Xue Guo waved his hand: "yours." ”