Chapter 436: Teasing Hanks
Ji Shang Zhenyi really feels that his thinking is a little out of step with Hanks now, and the other party is active everywhere when he speaks, as if every sentence is a joke with himself, which makes him very uncomfortable. Romance first ~ with ~ dream ~ small ~ say ~ щww ~ mеng ~ lā
It seems that there is still a certain obstacle to the communication between Easterners and Westerners, so let's solve the problem quickly, if you stay with this guy, sooner or later you will have to think confused. After Ji Shang Zhenyi Hanks finished speaking, he couldn't help but say a secret sentence in his heart.
"Well, that's the culprit who can't control your body, but this guy is not a ghost, it's just a spell breath, that is, a spell. Saying that, Chi Shang sincerely reached out and handed the blood-red little paper figure from before to Hanks's eyes, so that the other party could take a closer look.
Hanks was indeed carefully looking at the little paper figure trembling back and forth in Chi Shang Zhenyi's hand now, if it weren't for the fear of any unexpected danger, he would probably have to study it in his hand.
But even so, Hanks stuck his head closer, and a pair of eyes stared closely at the little paper figure struggling back and forth, and there was a deep curiosity in his eyes.
After carefully looking at it for more than three minutes, Hanks straightened his waist, a pair of thick eyebrows wrinkled deeply, and said to Chi Shang in a stern tone: "Chi Shang, do you say that this little guy is a brand new species?"
"Tong Guò gave me a closer look, and I found that this little man's body seems to be made of a kind of red paper, which is really a wonderful creature, otherwise you can hand him over to me and take him to the real yàn room to study and study." ”
Chi Shang Zhenyi was already a little speechless, just now he had just told the other party that it was caused by magic, and the other party actually said such a thing to himself after watching it for a long time, which really made him speechless.
Although he was speechless in his heart, he still had to say what he should say, and at that moment Chi Shang said to Hanks sincerely: "You read that right, this villain is paper, which I folded, and this is not red paper, it is dyed with your blood." ”
Hanks, who was still curious. Hearing that this little red paper figure was actually dyed with his own blood, he immediately felt around his body in a panic, and at the same time said to himself: "Where am I hurt, where am I hurt." Strict zhòng, need to be bandaged. ”
For Hanks's appearance, Ji Shang Zhenyi was completely speechless, and at the same time, he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, is the other party really a soldier. Why are you so afraid of death.
"Don't worry, you don't have any wounds on your body, I have already taken care of it for you. Hanks, how can you say that you are also a soldier, and you are also a major general, why are you so timid. Ji Shang Zhenyi replied to the other party while complaining at the other party.
Hearing Chi Shang really say that there were no wounds on his body, Hanks put down his hands that he was touching indiscriminately, and said in a serious tone: "Chi Shang, what you said just now is very wrong, I am not cowardly. I'm just cherishing life. ”
"You don't know how terrible you are here in Japan, many of our American soldiers are just because they accidentally cut a small wound in your place, and the person is finished, this is really terrible. ”
"So I have to pay attention to protect myself, after all, I am a major general, and I have a lot of responsibility, not only for myself, but also for the government of the United States of America, you should understand this heavy responsibility, right?"
Chi Shang really meant that Chi Shanglai didn't expect that Hanks this guy would be so capable of, who knows how their dead soldiers died. Maybe it was rotten and died of AIDS.
As for Hanks himself, Ji Shang really knew the other party for so long, and he really didn't see any important responsibilities on the other party, and his only responsibility was to go to the Navy Bar every day. Play hand-to-hand combat with those beautiful hostesses.
In addition, there is no at all, the United States is crazy to put the heavy responsibility on such a general, if one day it really hands over important people to this guy, then Ji Shang really believes that the United States is also dying, because they have no one to use.
Not wanting to dwell on this boring issue with Hanks, Ji Shang genuinely asked, "Come and tell me what you encountered yesterday." Think about it, this spell on your body was given to you by someone else, but fortunately, the other party just punished you simply, and didn't intend to take your life, otherwise you wouldn't have waited for me to come over. ”
Hearing Ji Shang's sincere question, Hanks immediately began to recall the people and things he met yesterday, and only thought for a while before he spoke: "I thought about it, I know who made a move on me, it must be that beautiful girl, I didn't expect that I just stepped forward to say hello to her in a friendly way, she treated me like this, what a ruthless girl." ”
Speaking of this, Hanks Liangshang's expression suddenly became stern, and he said to Chi Shang sincerely: "Also, Chi Shang, you Japan is really terrible, how can you have such a terrifying character everywhere you go." ”
"Could it be that mages, demon slayers, and exorcists are all overflowing? Otherwise, how could I just say hello to a beautiful girl on the street and meet one? ”
After complaining, Hanks began to talk about what happened to him when he came home last night, he had gone to the Navy drinking party as usual, and when he came back in the evening, he happened to see a beautiful girl in a black dress on a bus stop.
Hanks, who had drunk some wine, noticed that the girl was so beautiful by the faint street lamp at night, and he went to talk to them directly, but the girl did not pay any attention to him.
Just when Hanks was entangled in the ink around the girl, the bus slowly arrived at the station, and he wanted to follow the girl to get on the bus in order to chase the girl, but he didn't expect that before he could catch up, he was pushed down by the girl, and he began to be nervous when he went home.
“…… Chi Shang, you don't know, how strong the girl's hand was at that time, she pushed me, a strong man of one hundred and ninety centimeters, down, and almost made me sit directly on the ground, and finally this gentle girl actually threatened me and said that if you don't want to die, you will continue to follow and get into the car, she is really not a gentle girl. ”
After listening to Hanks tell him what he encountered last night, Ji Shang Zhenyi has almost heard it, this guy saw a beautiful girl go up to talk to him yesterday, and it turned out that this girl is a hidden cultivator, and he used spells to punish this guy who is in a lustful mood.
After figuring out the general situation, Ji Shangzhen had no intention of pursuing it, after all, Hanks brought it on himself, no wonder the girl was the girl, and the girl didn't plan to kill him. It's just a small punishment, he has no reason to come to the door for this kind of thing, and it would be too bad to do that.
After hugging the grievances, Hanks said to Chi Shang sincerely: "Chi Shang." Can you find that girl?"
Seeing Hanks asking if he could find the girl in the black dress, Ji Shang couldn't help but taunt the other party a little and said, "What's the matter? You, the major general, still want to find a girl to take revenge? The girl doesn't plan to take your life, if you really plan to take revenge, it's a bit too ......."
Before Ji Shang could finish the rest of his words, Hanks hurriedly interrupted, "No. It's not like that, I, Hanks, am also a major general officer in the United States of America, and I was mischievously punished by a beautiful girl, how could I do such an unseemly thing to want revenge. ”
Speaking of this, Hanks was a little embarrassed and said: "I just feel that the girl last night was really beautiful, that tall figure, with a black dress, plus that delicate face, plus a long soft hair, and bright red lipstick on her lips, this look is really beautiful." I wanted to see her again and see if I could get to know this girl. ”
Hearing that Hanks actually wanted to pick up girls, Chi Shang really glanced at the other party and said, "Forget it, Hanks, you and the girl in the black dress are people from two worlds at all, and there is no possibility for you." ”
"Do you know what you think pretty girls deal with every day? I don't think you like to see a bunch of ghosts and poisonous insects in your room every day, I think you will understand. ”
Ji Shang really didn't mean to scare Hanks by saying this, because all the cultivators who are proficient in spells have very strange lives, because these people need to keep practicing spells on their targets, and these practice targets can do anything. Poisonous insects, rats, ants, demons, monsters, and even the dead of living people, these are all possible.
Hanks on the side heard Ji Shang's words. The expression on his face immediately calmed down a lot, and it was obvious that he was thinking of the scene where he had been with those monsters all day.
Looking at Hanks, whose expression slowly calmed down, Ji Shang really knew that the other party should have figured out what was going on.
After Ji Shang's words, Hanks really figured it out, although the girl in the black dress was very beautiful for him, but if he was to be with a woman who played with ghosts and poisonous insects all day long. He believed he would go crazy soon.
Maybe it's really as Ji Shang said, he and the other party are people from two worlds, and there can be no result between the two, after thinking about this, Hanks relaxed, and quickly put down the black dress girl in his mind.
For people like Hanks, who are always on a journey to pursue beauty, miss a good thing, and there are more good things waiting for him ahead, so he won't have any sadness.
"Oh, it's a pity, it's a pity that such a beautiful girl is actually fiddling with those horrible spells, if she can be like a normal girl, then she can get along with the great Major General of the United States of America, Hanks, and now this unstarted love can only be cut off, alas......" Hank scratched his hair, quite narcissistically.
After hearing Hanks's narcissistic words, Chi Shang on the side couldn't help but secretly complain in his heart: "Do you want to get along with you? ’
After sighing at the love that ended before it began, Hanks changed the topic, stretched out his hand and pointed to the little paper man who was sandwiched between the two fingers by Chi Shang's true intention and asked, "Chi Shang, what should I do with this little paper man, release it?"
Poof~~~ Release? Hearing this, Chi Shang really wanted to hang a mouthful of old blood and spurt out, could it be that the thinking of these foreigners is so jumping? Such a little paper man can actually think of release.
"I'll repeat, this is a paper figure, it was activated by magic, it's not a living thing, so it can't be released, and even if I want to release this thing, do you really dare?" Chi Shang Zhenyi first said to Hanks with a serious face, and finally asked the other party in a playful tone.
Hanks looked at Ji Shang Zhenyi's playful expression, although he didn't know what the other party meant, but he was sure that if this little paper figure was really released, it would definitely not be good for him.
"Why, can't this little paper figure let it be free?" Hanks stretched out his thick fingers and pointed at the little paper figure between Chi Shangzhenyi's fingers.
Listening to Hanks's question, Chi Shang Zhenyi said with a smile on his face: "The breath on this little paper man is completely caused by your blood, which means that this paper man is connected to your Fu Lu Shou in the dark, which in your Western words means luck, career, and life." ”
Hanks, who was still a little confused about the three words 'Fu Lu Shou' in Ji Shang's sincere mouth, immediately nodded his head when he heard the words luck, career, and life, indicating that he already understood.
Looking at Hanks, who nodded his head, Chi Shang sincerely continued: "This little paper figure that contains the breath on your body, if it is obtained by someone like me with special abilities, then they will use this little guy to directly kill you thousands of miles away, and make your death inexplicable." ”
Hearing Chi Shang really mean that if this little paper figure falls into the hands of those with special abilities, the other party can see him thousands of miles away and kill him directly, Hanks's brown eyes widened suddenly, and then said in a trembling voice: "Chi Shang...... Wouldn't it be so terrifying, can those people really rely on this little paper figure thousands of miles away to keep me from sleeping? Can't I hide in the barracks, doesn't it mean that those ghosts can be restrained in the barracks?"
"As long as this little paper figure falls into the hands of those people I just mentioned, it will be useless for you to hide in your US presidential palace, except that there is also a powerful cultivator by your side to protect you, otherwise there is only a dead end waiting for you, if you don't believe it, I will let you feel what it is like now." Ji Shang Zhenyi explained coldly to Hanks.
(To be continued.) )