Chapter 437: Teasing Hanks

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After the words in his mouth fell, Chi Shang Zhenyi immediately raised his left hand and brought the little paper figure in front of him, and at the same time, his right index finger and middle finger were in the shape of a sword finger, gently shaking it against the void three times, and then quickly pointed on the right leg of the paper man sandwiched between his left fingers.

"Now you can see if you can still move your right leg?" After doing this, Ji Shang asked with a smile at Hanks on the other side.

Hanks, who looked confused, just watched Ji Shang Zhenyi's fingers turn a few times in the air, and then clicked on the leg of the little paper man, and did nothing else. Now let yourself move your right leg, will your right leg really not be driven by yourself?

Thinking of this, Hank was about to step forward, but he was immediately horrified to find that his right leg had no feeling at all, as if that leg did not belong to him at all, like a heavy stone pillar, no matter how hard he tried, he could not move his right leg at all.

"I, what the hell is wrong with my right leg, Chi Shang, what kind of spell did you cast on my right leg? Why do I feel as if my right leg doesn't belong to me anymore, like a stone without feeling. Hanks asked Ji Shang Zhenyi in front of him with some panic.

Looking at the panicked look of Hanks on the other side, Chi Shang Zhenyi didn't tease the other party too much, and quickly tapped his right hand on the right leg of the little paper man to untie the spell on his body.

After the spell was solved, Ji Shang sincerely explained to Hanks: "Just now your right leg was sealed by me with a spell, and I cut off the breath on the paper man, and the same thing will happen to you." ”

"From a certain point of view, at that moment, this right leg of yours really does not belong to you, if it was not your thigh but your head that I aimed at just now, then I'm afraid you have fallen now, this is the power of spells, now understand. ”

listened to Chi Shang's explanation. Hanks frowned, "Oh, damn it, this is horrible, if this little paper figure of mine falls into the hands of you people." Wouldn't I have become a marionette, my body completely dominated by others, and I couldn't do anything about it, which was really terrible. ”

Speaking of which, Hanks looked at Ji Shang Zhenyi with a monster expression. He said in a sincere tone: "Chi Shang, can you tell me quietly, are you really the same kind as us ordinary people? Are you aliens lurking on the earth, otherwise how could there be such a big gap between the two of us." ”

As he spoke, Hanks said with a look of resentment: "Compared to you people, my major general really doesn't have any sense of security at all, and I'm now thinking about whether to learn spells as well, which will give me some more security." ”

Regarding Hanks's complaints, Ji Shang really couldn't give any answer, because this question is really not very easy to answer.

"Forget it, Hanks. You are not the material for learning spells, you can't practice at all with your body, I think you should be your major general officer with peace of mind. ”

"If you feel insecure, then you think about the billions of people in this world who are also with you, and those people are also ordinary people, and they are also the fate of marionettes, and think about whether you feel much more comfortable. ”

After saying this, Ji Shang looked at Hanks opposite with a smile on his face, because the other party had been a little blindsided by what he said.

Hanks is indeed a little confused now, and after thinking back and forth about what Ji Shangzhen just said in his head a few times. In the end, he seemed to agree with this, because he found that there are billions of people in the world who accompany him to make puppets, which is not too unacceptable, after all, there are so many people around him. He has nothing to be sad about.

With this kind of heart, Hanks soon returned to normal, and for him, any sad, sad and unhappy things will be slowly forgotten with time, and only good, happy and sweet things will remain in his heart forever.

"Chi Shang, what you said seems to still have some truth, forget it, I don't want these annoying things. What are you going to do with this little paper man, do I want to keep it all the time?" After turning over the previous topic, Hanks Chao Chi Shang sincerely asked how to deal with the little paper man.

Poof~ Chi Shang Zhenyi is now completely convinced of Hanks' way of thinking, and this guy's thinking is completely different from that of Orientals.

"This paper man can't be raised, when the layer of spell aura on the paper man dissipates, this paper man will stop moving, and then it will be an ordinary paper man, but for your safety, I think it's better to deal with it like this. ”

Speaking of this, Chi Shang Zhenyi sandwiched the paper figure between the middle finger of his left index finger and lit up with a burst of white light, like a small light bulb, wrapping the paper figure, so that after nearly ten seconds, this light slowly dissipated.

Hanks looked at Chi Shang's true intentions with a puzzled expression, and when he saw the light on the paper man dissipate, he asked: "Chi Shang, what did you just do to this paper man, why did its body light up like a light bulb?"

"I just used my own energy to expel the spell aura from the paper man, so that the person who cast the spell can sense it, and I am using this method to tell her that you are covered by someone, so that she will not come to trouble you again. Ji Shang really explained to Hanks what he had just done, so that he could understand the truth.

Listening to Ji Shang's sincere explanation, Hanks looked shocked and said, "Oh, you just cast a small light bulb, can the girl who cast a spell on me feel it from afar? This is really amazing, this method is simply faster and more convenient than the telephone and radio, it is really amazing technology." ”

After listening to Hanks's words, Ji Shangzhen was powerless to complain, because the thoughts between the two were no longer on the same channel at all, and all kinds of flashing ideas could always flash in each other's minds.

Because of the wrong way of thinking, Chi Shang Zhenyi didn't want to talk to Hanks anymore, so he slapped the little paper figure that had lost his spell breath into the other party's hand and said, "Leave it for you as a souvenir." ”

Not caring about Chi Shang's sincere teasing, Hanks picked up the small paper figure in his hand and looked at it carefully, and then cherished it in his arms, obviously treating it as a souvenir.

Seeing Hanks's appearance, Chi Shang shook his head and said, "If there is nothing to do, I will leave first, and you will contact me if you have something in the future, and be careful not to say hello to those beautiful girls casually at night." If I meet a bad temper next time, I won't even have time to save you. ”

Hearing that Ji Shang was really going to leave, Hanks hurriedly said, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave? stay and have a little food, I'll take you to the Navy Bar." There's been an Italian-American chef lately, and that guy is pretty good at making pasta, so I'll take you and four pretty ladies to try it, and that's my gratitude for your rescue. ”

"Forget it, I'm not used to sitting with your big guy and eating steak. Wine tasting, that scene is not going to be too good, I might as well enjoy a sweet and wonderful time alone with my wives at that time, thank you for your kindness, I won't go. Saying that, Ji Shang sincerely refused Hanks's invitation directly.

After listening to Ji Shang's sincere words, Hanks said with a loveless expression: "Oh, Ji Shang, it really makes me sad that you say that, but what you said is also very right, how can men eat together and be alone with beautiful ladies." Well, then I won't bother you to be alone sweet with four beautiful ladies. ”

"If you need me in the future, you can call me directly, and I will definitely not refuse if I can help. And at this parting moment, don't mind if I give a gentleman's kiss to four beautiful ladies. Hanks said goodbye to Ji Shang with a sincere smile while making a serious request.

Chi Shang really heard the little plan in Hanks's heart at once, and refused without hesitation: "Don't even think about it, you have to go home and kiss your own wife, the four of them are my wives, only I can kiss myself." ”

"Oh, Chi Shang. The etiquette of kissing hands is very normal in the West, and your mind is too closed, and it is really backward and feudal. ”

"And you guys have married so many beautiful wives, it's really enviable. It would be great if the United States could marry more wives one day, and if that day were, I think our United States of America would be the Garden of Eden on land. Hanks said Ji Shang's true intentions, and at the same time imagined that the United States would be able to implement the beautiful policy of polygamy in the future.

Listening to Hanks' unrealistic fantasies, Chi Shang shook his head sincerely and said, "If you want the United States to practice polygamy, I'm afraid you won't see this matter until the next life." ”

"Don't forget that your country claims to be fair and democratic. If your government had this idea, I think you new age independent women in the United States would definitely overthrow your Congress, so you better not dream. ”

Hanks, who was fantasizing that he would one day be able to have three wives and four concubines, his face immediately darkened after hearing Chi Shang's sincere words, and then he said depressedly: "It seems that what you said is right, I'm afraid I won't see the United States implement the policy of polygamy in the next life." ”

"Because if the women in our country hear that the government has this plan, they will not only overthrow Congress, but they will also lock up their men in iron pants, and then any man will be subjected to their high-pressure supervision. ”

As if thinking of being trapped by a woman in iron pants, Hanks continued with a frightened expression: "This scene makes people feel terrible when you think about it, how nice it would be if our European girls could be as gentle and kind as your Asian girls, so that this is the most perfect woman." ”

"The perfect combination of body and character, oh, such a girl is heartwarming just thinking about it, and it would be nice if my future wife was like that. "Speaking of which, Hanks looks like a pig brother.

For the aesthetic vision of European and American men, Chi Shang really knows that for these European and American men, Asian women's facial features are too flat, which does not conform to their aesthetic vision.

They like the kind of women with three-dimensional facial features, and Asian women are too petite and weak, which is not in line with the aesthetic vision that European and American men like with long legs, big breasts, and round farts.

Having said so many conditions that do not meet, this does not mean that Asian women do not have a place to attract European and American men, the most attractive thing about Asian women is the gentle character in their bones, this kind of gentleness is not possessed by European and American women, this kind of bird-like gentleness makes those thick European and American men very fascinated.

And Hanks's hope to combine the figure and appearance of European and American women with the gentle character of Asian women is not only his own thoughts, this is probably the same idea of many European and American men who have seen Asian women.

Looking at Hanks' dreaming look, Chi Shang Zhenyi couldn't help but tease the other party: "Hanks, I think it's a pity that you can be a general, with this mind of yours, you should write novels, your brain is simply too good at fantasy, don't dream My Major General Hanks, you better be realistic." ”

Speaking of this, Chi Shang Zhenyi suddenly said seriously: "Of course, if you can abduct a few European and American girls whose life values are not yet mature to join you as Japanese citizens, then I believe that you will realize the good wish of polygamy." ”

After Chi Shang Zhenyi finished speaking, he couldn't help it, and a smile appeared directly on the corner of his mouth, he felt very interesting about ridiculing Hanks, an American soldier, the other party didn't have the serious appearance of the Japanese at all, and he joked with himself.

Naturally, he heard Chi Shang's ridicule of Hanks, but he didn't care at all and said: "I have to say that Chi Shang, your attention is really good, you kidnapped underage girls from the United States, brought them to Japan to receive education here when their life values were not mature, and then when they became adults, I married into the family, so that she would be a perfect girl." ”

"It's very interesting to raise my future bride from a young age, but unfortunately, I can't do this, if my father knew that I had a plan to become a Japanese citizen, he would fly over from the United States and kill me, even if I was a major general, I couldn't compete with this old man. ”

After saying this, Hanks's feelings seemed to become a little lower, and then he said something that he thought was very philosophical.

"Alas...... In life, it is impossible for everything to be wishful, and both gains and losses have to be paid. ”

didn't have time to accompany Hanks to understand the philosophy of life here, and after chatting with the other party for a while, Chi Shang Zhenyi left with his four wives.

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