Chapter 338: Fu Shouquan
The audience laughed, this person is really open-minded, the first time I saw an actor on stage confidently shouting that his level was not good. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
He Xiangdong was also stunned on the stage, he had never seen Xue Guo so faceless and skinless, but the effect was really good, Xue Guo really played the greedy ghost into three points.
He was surprised and asked, "Oh, you're not at the right level?"
Xue Guo came back to his senses at this time, and said embarrassedly: "I mean that you give 50,000 US dollars a day is already very high for us, of course, if you think my level is not bad and you are willing to rise a little more, then we are also willing." ”
Yes, I still didn't leave the money.
The audience laughed again, because Xue Guo was still serious in the front, and now he actually showed such a greedy look, this sudden change really made them find it interesting.
He Xiangdong smiled and made a look of surprise: "Oh, that's it, then I don't know how much money should be paid to someone of your level?"
Xue Guo waved his hand indifferently and said, "Hey, it's all right, the money doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." ”
He Xiangdong scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Why don't you give you 100,000 US dollars a day......?" Or you say this number. ”
Xue Guo's eyes lit up when he heard this number, he grabbed He Xiangdong and hurriedly said, "It's a lot, it's good, it's a lot." ”
He Xiangdong also deliberately asked, "It's really a lot?"
Xue Guo hurriedly waved his hand: "It's really a lot." ”
He Xiangdong scratched his head again: "But there is one more thing here, my aunt and grandmother said that this funeral will be a big deal, so let you guys talk about cross talk in the past for at least a hundred days." I told people that this time is too long, and their aunts and grandmothers said to add money, and add 100,000 yuan every ten days, you see, this is not a matter of money, and people may not be willing to ......."
Xue Guo hurriedly interrupted He Xiangdong's words, and he was a little excited and incoherent: "Willing, willing, we are willing, this is the matter of money, no, no, it is not a matter of money, the old man of the old man is more than ninety years old, we were willing to perform for others in the past." ”
At the end, Xue Guo touched his nose and added: "Of course, we don't mind if you are willing to add money." ”
As soon as this sentence came out, the audience laughed again, Xue Guo's appearance of a money-greedy ghost was really funny.
The focus of the performance in the previous part of "Fu Shou Quan" is actually on Xue Guo, a lot of baggage is sounded on him, although Xue Guo is also the first time to perform this on stage, but he acted very well.
Since Xue Guo acted so well, He Xiangdong naturally couldn't fall behind, and his body had begun to tremble slightly.
There are only two things that can excite him on stage, one is the reaction of the live audience, and the more the audience, the better the reaction, the more excited he is. There is also a partner, the higher the level of the partner, he can also get excited.
Cross talk is like this, generally speaking, the level of praise is better than that of teasing, so that you can hold him, help others control the rhythm, break back the topic, and cover the loopholes.
He Xiangdong was like this when he was a young partner with his master, no matter how he jumped on the stage, Fang Wenqi could cage him.
When he grows up, Fang Wenqi is too old to speak cross talk, and he will never meet a suitable partner again, and he is also cautious when performing, for fear that he will not be able to catch it.
Until he met Xue Guo, the first time they met in a noodle restaurant, the two improvised a partner to say something, at that time he felt the same as now, and his whole body trembled, because he met a partner who could make him feel at ease and excited.
Tonight, Xue Guo's extraordinary performance once again aroused the excitement factor in He Xiangdong's heart, he has always been stronger when he is stronger, since the level of praise is so strong, he is stimulated, and his level is also better.
He Xiangdong was slightly surprised: "You guys are not too little?"
Xue Guo shook his head and said decisively: "It's no problem for us to stay there for ten years." ”
He Xiangdong touched his chest: "Then I'll be relieved." ”
He Xiangdong plays a big fool, he has to drill Xue Guo, a money-greedy ghost, into the set he set step by step, and at the same time he has to make a look that it is very difficult to be a middleman, and he also has to pretend to be very rich, and the size of this is very particular.
Cross talk is an art of language, but it does not mean that cross talk is simply spoken with the mouth, it also makes the face, and there are also body movements, but it relies more on the mouth.
He Xiangdong said again: "You know that people's funerals are made according to the old rites of our old Beijingers, and they all follow the old rites, like the funerals of our old Beijing, this waist is to tie a filial piety belt." “
After speaking, He Xiangdong looked at Xue Guo.
Xue Guo swallowed his saliva and said with an embarrassed smile: "This is not suitable, we are actors, and the filial piety belt is tied by other people's families." ”
He Xiangdong directly stretched out a finger and said, "A box?"
Xue Guo was stunned.
He Xiangdong continued: "Gold, golden gold. ”
Xue Guo nodded hurriedly: "Zazaza, Zaza, tie me into a mummy." ”
He Xiangdong was dumbfounded.
Xue Guo also came back to his senses: "Of course I'm not in it for money." ”
"Woo ......" The audience couldn't stand it anymore and booed.
He Xiangdong also smiled: "You can just pierce if you want." ”
Xue Guo said: "Of course I do, this is what we should do." ”
"Yikes. "The audience started heathing again.
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Eh, since the filial piety belt is tied, do you have to get a white robe to wear it?"
Xue Guo was puzzled: "White robe?"
He Xiangdong's eyebrows fluttered and said: "It's that very white, very fashionable, clean little white robe." ”
Only then did Xue Guo react and exclaimed, "Ah, filial piety robe?"
He Xiangdong nodded: "Yes." ”
Xue Guo was not happy: "That's right, we are going to perform, and we also wear filial piety robes to others?
"Oh. He Xiangdong just simply sighed, and then looked at Xue Guo with a smile for a long time.
In the end, Xue Guo couldn't help it first, he touched his nose and looked at the audience who couldn't hold back his laughter in embarrassment, and whispered, "This time...... Aren't you going to give something?"
As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter.
He Xiangdong was also laughing, stretched out a hand, and replied, "Five boxes." ”
Xue Guo gasped: "Gold?"
He Xiangdong was not shocked to die, and said: "Diamonds." ”
Xue Guo was really frightened, he was about to jump up and bite, and shouted: "Wear it, wear it, this is my future work clothes, I won't take it off even if I kill me." (To be continued.) )