Jiang Yang is ranked after the sketch part-time job kindergarten because of the love song, this sketch is a sketch of the cow herd, and Liu Xiaomei cooperates. Originally, after this sketch, Wang Fei and Jiang Yang were arranged because of love.

However, when the host came to the stage to introduce the song because of love, it was not Wang Fei and Jiang Yang who appeared on the stage, but Jiang Yang and another man, which shocked everyone at the scene.

"What's the situation?" Zhang Liping, the director of the song and dance category, hurriedly asked the assistant director Luo Shan for confirmation.

Luo Shan was also blindsided, "This show should be on Wang Fei and Jiang Yang, why is there only Jiang Yang, who is the other young man." Also, they are dressed like this, how do I feel like I want to talk about the rhythm of cross talk. ”

As soon as Luo Shan's voice fell, Jiang Yang and Zhang Yuhao stood left and right, Jiang Yang pointed to the two hosts in the audience and said: "The two hosts were very good just now, Li Yong, Zhu Jun, the two girls are very beautiful." ”

Jiang Yang's sentence did not explain too much, and directly inserted the topic, and it was even more silly to expect him and Wang Fei to sing on the spot.

What's the situation?

Luo Shan wanted to stop the two, but when he saw the gesture of the chief director Lang Kun to stop, Lang Kun also found out that Jiang Yang and the man did not intend to sing, and their outfit was to talk about cross talk.

Lang Kun as the chief director of the program, this year's Spring Festival Gala, several language programs did not carry the crown, even Uncle Zhao and Aunt Song's sketches are not as classic as in previous years, Lang Kun dreamed of having a language program falling from the sky, it just so happened that Jiang Yang and this young man were going to perform cross talk.

He thought to himself, just see how this cross talk is, and then listen to Jiang Yang's explanation when it's over.

After Jiang Yang finished speaking, Zhang Yuhao said: "Two girls, what kind of eyes are you, these are clearly two big men." ”

Zhang Yuhao was on the stage of the third trial of the Spring Festival Gala, but he didn't expect to be nervous at all, which made Jiang Yang feel that he had chosen the right person, and his heart was steady, and he said: "Zhang Yuhao, today is a good day." ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Yes." ”

Jiang Yangzi said squarely: "Chinese New Year's Eve." ”

Zhang Yuhao nodded: "En." Chinese New Year's Eve, the day of the old and the new. ”

Jiang Yang looked at the audience under the stage, at this time, he could still see that the audience was still in chaos for the cross talk he performed, and if he wanted the audience to applaud, he must show his cross talk skills, thinking of this, Jiang Yang said: "Boundless spring, Haiyan River is clear." It's the same every year, and it's heavy every year. Only a great hero can subdue the tiger, and he is a true hero who surrenders to the dragon. The full moon is good, and the life expectancy is abundant. Student Jiang Yang salutes my food and clothing parents, and I greetings you all for the New Year!"

When Jiang Yang recited the words, he was down-to-earth and generous, without dragging the mud and water, accompanied by the gesture of his hands, which made the audience feel that his skills were superb.

Zhang Yuhao spoke for the audience and said, "Okay, good words." ”

Jiang Yang shook his hand: "Don't dare, don't dare, let Mr. Zhang say a few words." ”

"Hey, don't call me Mr. Zhang, just call me Zhang Yuhao. Looking at Jiang Yang, Zhang Yuhao, who was dressed like a little sheep, said cutely: What did I say?"

"It's the New Year, say two auspicious words. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Okay, good." I wish ......"

Jiang Yang directly stretched out his hand at this time and stopped the other party: "No, you wait." Which hospital?"

Zhang Yuhao's face darkened: "What is the name of which hospital?"

Jiang Yang smiled: "Look at this person who doesn't know how to tease." One sentence is gone. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "No, this is a big festival......"

Jiang Yang said: "Aren't I joking with you? Your IQ balance is obviously insufficient." ”

Zhang Yuhao was stunned: "Huh?"

"Hurry up and find a place to recharge. Jiang Yang waved out.

"No, where can I buy a card?" Zhang Yuhao said.

With the two of them in front of them, one by one, one by one, the cross talk is painted and colorful, and the audience has not entered the cross talk at first, but after coming and going, the audience likes this cross talk a little bit at the moment.

Not to mention, this cross talk art is really more enjoyable than those singing, the burden is shaken out, and the hall laughs, where can there be this kind of skill in ordinary songs.

In a few minutes of foreplay, Jiang Yang grabbed the audience's appetite, and the assistant director Luo Shan, the song and dance director Yang Liping, and the chief director Lang Kun all changed their attitudes at this time.

Luo Shan's idea of winning this show has long been gone, but he was attracted by Jiang Yang and this young man named Zhang Yuhao.

Looking back at the stage, Jiang Yang was still standing on the left side, and next to him, stood his partner Zhang Yuhao.

Jiang Yang said: "Zhang Yuhao, let's talk on this occasion. ”

Zhang Yuhao looked at him with a begging look: "Then what should I say?"

"I'll teach you. Jiang Yang was stunned for a moment, and then said: I hope that the country and the people will be safe, the grains will be abundant, everything will go well, all wishes will come true, I hope that the people will live and work in peace and contentment, and they will be happy. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Okay." ”

The audience also caused a wave of applause.

Seeing that everyone was cheering, Jiang Yang lowered his hand, and when the audience quieted down, Jiang Yang said: "You are happy, and I, Jiang Yang, have to pursue my own happiness." ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "That's right. ”

"What is happiness?" Jiang Yang asked.

"This, how do you say ......?"

Jiang Yang said: "Fortunately, auspicious and free from evil; To put it simply, when people's desires are satisfied, it is called happiness.

Zhang Yuhao cooperated: "Oh. Are you satisfied?

Jiang Yang smiled evilly: "I am on the road to no return to satisfaction. ”

Zhang Yuhao grabbed the former: "Ah? You won't come back this time, will you?"

Jiang Yang said: "Work hard, in fact, I am a strong person." ”

"I can see it. ”

Jiang Yang confided in his heart: "Actually, I have done everything over the years, and I have also done business!"

Zhang Yuhao was curious: "What are you doing business?"

Jiang Yang said proudly: "My biggest business is making coal. ”

"Yo, that's not small. Big deal. ”

Jiang Yang had already thought about this stalk, and when Zhang Yuhao looked at him with admiration, Jiang Yang said, "En." Henan pacified the mountain, got coal from there, and transported it to Shanxi Datong. ”

Burst.

The audience also wanted to hear Jiangyang's business history, but his sentence about the transportation of Henan's coal to Shanxi really amused the audience.

"Good fellow, this must be paid for. ”

"yes. At that point, I wondered, how could it be cheaper than mine?"

Burst.

is another burden, the throwing out of the serial burden, Jiang Yang is effortless and effortless, and the audience is already laughing back and forth.

Jiang Yang said later: "I just learned that this place was also the origin of the place. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "That's right." You can't be lucky. ”

"So I hurriedly got coal from Datong and transported it to Pingding Mountain. ”

Zhang Yuhao was speechless: "Okay, you know these two origins, right?"

"Alas, it was really hard to be poor in those years. I didn't even have a bed when I slept.

Zhang Yuhao said: "Yes?"

"Cover a band-aid. Jiang Yang burst out of the burden again.

Burst.

The audience's laughter was not taken back, and it squirted out again.

"Band-Aids, where is this, this?" said Zhang Yuhao with a bitter face.

Jiang Yang sighed and said, "I can't sleep anything." ”

"That's insomnia. ”

Jiang Yang said: "Staring at the ceiling." ”

"Can't sleep. ”

Jiang Yang said: "Oh, I can't help it if I'm in a hurry." ”

"Think of an idea. ”

Guo Degang said: "I can't sleep, I'll count the sheep." ”

"It's a way. Zhang Yuhao said.

A sheep, hum (purring). The audience was still waiting for Jiang Yang to belong to the sheep, but one of the sheep of the special meow, Jiang Yang snored, and those who had not yet looked up to the audience, this one stalk hit it, banged, and fell down with laughter.