Zhang Yuhao almost couldn't hold back his laughter, because Jiang Yang's movements matched the lines, which was more amusing than during the rehearsal: "Sleep? Okay, you call it lack of sleep, you know?"

Jiang Yang pretended to be bitter: "I want to go to Shaanxi Xi in my inner meeting." ”

"What are you doing there?"

Jiang Yang said: "I took out the two terracotta warriors and horses and sold them outside."

Zhang Yuhao hurriedly grabbed Jiang Yang: "No, no, are you selling terracotta warriors?"

Jiang Yang said: "Yes, it's too poor. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "You can't do this if you're poor. First of all, let's talk about your offense, and then there is a terracotta warrior who counts, and people count every night. ”

Jiang Yang asked: "Do you still count every night?"

Zhang Yuhao said: "Of course. ”

"It's too high-tech, this. ”

Poof, when the audience heard this, they laughed again, Zhang Yuhao was speechless: "This is still high-tech?"

Jiang Yang shook his head: "People have points on duty." You can't sell terracotta warriors and horses, by the way, excuse me, are you idle with your father?"

Zhang Yuhao said: "What are you going to do?"

Jiang Yang said seriously: "If you are idle, I will paste mud for you two and stand there." ”

Burst.

Jiang Yang's brain hole made the audience burst into laughter.

said that in the past, the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala was not good-looking, and Lang Kun was still worried, but after this cross talk came out, the laughter on the field never stopped at all.

In terms of intensity, it is not even worse than Zhao Benshan's classic sketch abduction series.

Jiang Yang and Zhang Yuhao cooperate seamlessly in cross talk, which has to be said to be due to the fact that the two are not too famous in the cross talk world.

Therefore, Jiang Yang can get rid of the impurities in the cross talk, and connect all the burdens more smoothly, if it is replaced by Guo Degang and Yu Qian, it will inevitably add some broken words between the two, which will affect the fluency of the entire cross talk.

The art of cross talk pays attention to the right points, where to pave the way, where to throw off the burden, shake the burden, and shake the burden, it is not allowed to be sloppy. Jiang Yang and Zhang Yuhao's version is more fascinating than the losers in their previous lives.

Zhang Yuhao said: "Ah? It really doesn't work. ”

Jiang Yang said: "This is teasing." Private buying and selling is not easy to do.

Zhang Yuhao agreed: "Yes." ”

Jiang Yang introduced the next topic: "Just be like my second uncle." ”

"Your second uncle......"

"Yes. Have you seen my second uncle?" Jiang Yang said.

"I haven't seen it yet. ”

Jiang Yang's hand touched his hair, and he stroked it back softly, "My second uncle, with a big back and glasses, is great in the unit." ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "What's the big deal?"

Jiang Yang gave a thumbs up: "Chairman, general manager, financial and accounting director, and security captain." ”

"Why are you still the captain of security?"

Jiang Yang said: "That is, whoever puts forward an opinion will be beaten." ”

Burst.

Zhang Yuhao said: "It's really amazing, what a big deal is this?"

Jiang Yang thought for a while and said, "It's not that big, he's just a section-level cadre." ”

"Not big, huh?"

"Don't look at it too much, it's okay to always take the unit people abroad for inspection. Jiang Yang said in high spirits.

Zhang Yuhao said: "Oh, transnational business. ”

"He has a name, and he says it's about emancipating the mind and broadening one's horizons. ”

Zhang Yuhao nodded: "There is such a name." ”

"Yo, everyone went abroad on a big yacht. ”

"Huh. Zhang Yuhao exclaimed.

"Yacht, rank!" "Let's swing the sculls (sing)" Jiang Yang will sing, and an audience member in the front row, poof, squirted out the popcorn that he had just eaten in his mouth.

Zhang Yuhao hurriedly said: "Hey, is this a yacht?"

Jiang Yang put away the stalk quickly, as if it wasn't him who was joking: "I haven't sat on it and I don't understand, anyway, the big yacht is quite big." ”

Zhang Yuhao sarcastically said: "It's big enough!"

"When I went abroad, I met pirates at sea. Pirates of the Caribbean. With a gun, "Stop!". Jiang Yang squinted his eyes as he spoke, and he looked like a pirate, and his handsomeness suddenly disappeared.

"Just stop the yacht. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "That's right." You can't go toe-to-toe with pirates. ”

"The second master has to ask, what are you doing?"

Yes.

"Ask for money!" Jiang Yang continued to play the role of a pirate.

Zhang Yuhao said: "Pirates just want money. ”

Jiang Yang said: "Everyone is afraid. My second uncle is fine, "It doesn't matter, how much does it cost?"

Jiang Yang continued to play the pirate: "I want 500,000!"

"Give you 1 million, give me an invoice for 2 million. When Jiang Yang said this, the audience laughed again, but if the cross talk used to be humorous and have fun in life, but this time, Jiang Yang has infiltrated social problems and satirized society.

The programs of the Spring Festival Gala generally have practical significance, and Jiangyang's cross talk has been sublimated all of a sudden.

Lang Kun used to despise this young man a little, but now, Jiang Yang's ability, the cross talk he created, can really be said to be a mature work, and if he goes down, there is no doubt that his strength will be even stronger.

"Ho, good fellows!

Jiang Yang said: "The pirates are crying. ”

"Yes?"

Jiang Yang continued to pretend to be a pirate: "You still make money ruthlessly." ”

Zhang Yuhao sighed: "Yes, he is out of line." ”

"We can't compare to him. But I have my own wishes. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Yes, what is your wish?"

"I hope that one day I can make it. You can make a lot of money. I'm just going to spend my life!"

"How can I spend my money?" Zhang Yuhao said.

"I'll eat it. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Just eat?"

Jiang Yang said: "I'll eat breakfast." I fried bread fritters, baked cakes, twist flowers, fried cakes, egg scones. I put the eggs on the egg scones, and if I asked, I said I laundered money!"

"you, haven't heard of it!

Jiang Yang said: "I'll eat something good." Braised beef. ”

"This line. ”

"Chicken stew with shiitake mushrooms. ”

Zhang Yuhao nodded again and again: "This is not bad." ”

"Roasted pork ribs with green onions"

Zhang Yuhao said: "It's good. ”

"Say, which pack should I make?"

Burst.

The audience laughed uncontrollably again, they really didn't know Jiang Yang's routine, and the funny point was always achieved inadvertently.

"As the old saying goes, it's better to be convenient with people than to have noodles with people. ”

Zhang Yuhao shook his head: "I haven't heard of it." ”

"It's not a matter of eating, the key is to dress well. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Yes, clothes." Man depends on clothes and horses on saddles. ”

Jiang Yang said: "The hat of the sea dragon, the coat of the otter, the pants of the wolf skin, the vest of the dog skin, the mask of the rabbit, and the big neck of the mink." ”

"What month are you?"

Jiang Yang yelled: "June dog days." ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Ah, isn't it hot to wear it like this?"

"What are you afraid of, there is money, 8 people followed me with electric fans, several carts of soldiers followed, two doctors supported me, followed by a stretcher, and a group of nurses held a heart booster and waited for me.

Zhang Yuhao said: "Doesn't this hold up?"

Jiang Yang patted his chest and said, "I'm rich!"

Zhang Yuhao waved his hand to stop Jiang Yang: "Don't say it." I can hear that, as far as you say, you are a typical loser!"

Jiang Yang said: "What's wrong with the loser? I'm willing! It's great to just eat and drink and buy some clothes?"

Zhang Yuhao said: "What else are you going to do?"

"I still buy a watch! This arm wears 12 pieces. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Bring a row." ”

"Yes, World Famous Watches. The 12 pieces are evenly arranged, and for the sake of these 12 tables, I wear a suit with half pull and half sleeves. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Okay." It's all going to have to be done alone. ”

"I'm also going to buy a mobile phone. Buy appliances. Buy a car. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "Yes, you, don't say it." I'll have to talk about you. There is an old saying that gold has no seeds, and it comes from a thrifty family. You can't live like this, you don't look like you!"

"Who do I live with? Who do I live with?" Jiang Yang laughed evilly again: "That's right." How can I be a single? I have to marry a daughter-in-law. Whose daughter-in-law do you say I will marry?"