Zhang Yuhao hurriedly interrupted: "What do you mean to marry someone's daughter-in-law? You have to find someone who is not married." ”

Jiang Yang realized it and said, "That's right, find someone who is not married." When I asked, Zhang Yuhao had a younger sister. ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "My sister." ”

"Half-sister!"

Zhang Yuhao said: "That has nothing to do with me. ”

Jiang Yang said: "I live in Antarctica. ”

"So far?"

Jiang Yang smiled and said, "It's a princess." ”

"Huh. ”

"Princess Ayitu Turtle!"

"Good fellows. Why are turtles still unearthed in cold places?" Zhang Yuhao said curiously.

Jiang Yang said: "You don't know that, anyway, the princess has taken a fancy to me." Said he wanted to marry me. ”

"Good thing. ”

"This is called getting married, do you know what it means to get married?" Jiang Yang looked at Zhang Yuhao next to him, and Zhang Yuhao was full of curiosity.

"You say ......"

Jiang Yang said: "It's just not allowed to be sold." ”

"Hi, two meanings. ”

"The princess came out of Antarctica and took a black car to find me. Jiang Yang said with relish.

Zhang Yuhao said: "No, you will wait." The princess still rides in the black car?"

"It's cheap. Jiang Yang said disapprerovingly.

"Figure cheap. ”

"The princess will meet at the door, I happen to be playing with the sword at the door. Jiang Yang made one move and one style, and played with the sword. Jiang Yang played on Zhang Yuhao, Zhang Yuhao hurriedly pushed him away, keeping a distance: "You are playing cheap and going to the door." ”

Jiang Yang asked, "Where should I play with?"

"What do you mean by playing with? Zhang Yuhao corrected.

Jiang Yang nodded: "Oh, I'm practicing playing cheap." ”

"Yes, you have to be cheap. ”

"When the princess got off the plane, she looked at me and was very moved. Jiang Yang said.

"The princess has taken a fancy to you. Zhang Yuhao said.

"Thank you, princess. I hope that there are lovers in the world who will eventually become married, it is a matter of the previous life, don't miss the marriage. The princess was also very impressed. ”

Zhang Yuhao asked: "She said ......"

"I haven't paid for the car yet!" (poured)" Jiang Yang spoke in the Northeast dialect, and the audience laughed when they sneered.

"What does it smell like?"

Jiang Yang said: "The black car still dares to ask for money? Call the relevant departments to arrest him." ”

"What a loss!"

"As soon as he said arrest him, the black car driver got down and turned around and ran. Jiang Yang said, "I shouted while running." ”

"What are you shouting?"

"I'll be back!"

"Okay, the black car driver changed to a gray wolf. Zhang Yuhao said.

Jiang Yang said: "Leave this car for me." ”

Zhang Yuhao said: "It's time to entertain the princess." ”

Jiang Yang said: "Yes, lead the princess into the house, come, take a look at our new house." ”

"Well, let's take a visit. ”

Jiang Yang raised his head, looked at Gao Tian and said, "Four floors." ”

"That's good. ”

"Three floors underground. ”

Burst.

"That's the bungalow!" Zhang Yuhao was also completely speechless to Jiang Yang. And with the cross talk coming here, the audience was beaming with joy, and Zhang Yuhao knew that this show was there.

After the third trial, followed by the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, Zhang Yuhao felt like a dream, it is true that the maker of this dream, his benefactor is Jiang Yang.

Seeing that Zhang Yuhao's mind seemed to be distracted, Jiang Yang hurriedly dragged Zhang Yuhao and said, "Oops." Come in and have a look. The two servants followed with globes. ”

Zhang Yuhao came back to his senses and said, "Why are you doing? ”

"I'm afraid of getting lost. ”

"As for it?"

Jiang Yang said: "Come, this is our living room, resplendent with carved beams and paintings." Come on, take a look, pay attention to it, the wall is hung with celebrity calligraphy and paintings.

Zhang Yuhao said: "What are they?" ”

"Tang Bohu's beauty, Mi Yuanzhang's landscape, Liu Shi'an's fan, Zheng Banqiao's Fuwa. ”

"Haven't heard of it!"

"A set of five. "Jiang Yang has a good idea.

"Is that Zheng Banqiao's?"

"Look at this side again. Here is a couplet written by Emperor Qianlong himself. ”

Zhang Yuhao looked at Jiang Yang expectantly: "What is written is ......"

"The driver has a drop of wine, and the relatives have two lines of tears. ”

Poof, the audience burst into laughter again.

"What a mess. ”

"Let's go up to this house and take a look. This is our bathing room.

Zhang Yuhao said: "Oh, bathroom. ”

"Two pools, one big and one small. Small pool to wash feet, no water. "Jiangyang doesn't play cards according to routines.

"How can I wash my feet without water?" Zhang Yuhao sighed.

"Dry cleaning. ”

"Rub it. Zhang Yuhao opened his mouth wide.

"The big pool bath was filled with milky white liquid. ”

"What?" asked Zhang Yuhao.

The princess wondered, "Is this fish soup?" Jiang Yang could say that the princess's mouth was full of color, and when she heard this voice, the audience couldn't help but be happy.

Zhang Yuhao explained: "Hungry crazy this. ”

Jiang Yang said: "She thought the fish soup was over, so she took a spoon and tasted it, no." I said you give it to me, I'll taste it. Hey, milk!"

"Ho. ”

Jiang Yang said: "Milk bath." You taste it again. She spooned me a spoonful, she spooned me a spoonful, and we both tasted half a pool. ”

Poof, the audience is squirting wildly.

"Good fellows. ”

"It's good for the princess. 40 pounds of large gold chains, 50 pounds of gold bracelets, and 120 pounds of gold anklets. Jiang Yang said in a bold tone.

"The princess is hand-off. Isn't this caught?"

Jiang Yang said: "Everything is for the purpose of spending money. ”

"Just spending money for the sake of spending money?"

Jiang Yang said: "That's right!"

Zhang Yuhao said: "You can't do this. I tell you, wake up, don't dream, it's not going to work. There is such an old saying, it is called success by diligence and thrift, defeat by luxury, such a good life allows you to live so quasi-defeated. ”

"I, can I still be defeated?" Jiang Yang looked disbelieving.

"Of course!"

"You're called a bully. I'm willing to be bad when I get married, I'm willing to be extravagant, that's my business. Jiang Yang said a little unhappily.

"Yourself?"

"Of course, I'll set him a hundred tables. Jiang Yanghao said angrily.

"A hundred tables?"

"A hundred tables for a treat. Jiangyang Road.

"Get married?" Zhang Yuhao asked.

"Yes, I think it's good, there are 200 tables in the restaurant next door. ”

"Huh. This one is even better. Zhang Yuhao also felt fresh.

"This makes me crazy, I don't accept it. Jiangyang Road.

"That's it. ”

"I'll have to go over and take a look. Jiang Yang said, "Why did he set up two hundred tables?"

"Yes, let's see. Zhang Yuhao also supported Jiang Yang's approach.

"When I got there, I was convinced. Jiang Yang's tone wilted.

"How?"

"People are public funds. When Jiang Yang said the word public funds, the audience was not only happy, but after laughing, some people obviously had wrong expressions on their faces, and those people were from certain institutions, and they should have spent with public funds.

said that before, Jiang Yang sublimated the art of cross talk, satirizing some phenomena in today's society, and now, eating and drinking at public expense is more ruined than a loser, this practical significance, ironic significance has jumped out.

Laugh, Lehe is Lehe, after Cola, the idea that Jiang Yang wants to express is also very clear, that is, dear, rest, don't use public funds to consume, otherwise you will be like a loser, and sooner or later it will be over.

When many people fell into a short period of thought, Jiang Yang continued: "It turns out that this is the annual meeting of the unit. This unit has 30 people and 200 tables. The waiter is packing up his things, and when I look at it, this garbage is delicious. ”

"What do you have to eat?" asked Zhang Yuhao.

Jiang Yang sang, Guo Degang's loser, it can be said that Lao Guo's preaching, learning and singing are concentrated in this cross talk, this cross talk is the essence of Lao Guo's condensation, Jiang Yang is to shock the cross talk world, to appear on the Spring Festival Gala, naturally, to move out all eighteen kinds of martial arts.

He sang and was amazed for a while: "Stir-fried pork and fish fillet with a belly, fried pork ribs with vinegar and kidney, pine flower into egg white, sea scorpion mixed with belly is full of taste, four cold and four hot eight-dish dishes, and the delicacies of the mountains and seas are also unprecedented." ”

"Good guys, what a waste!"

As Jiang Yang sang this paragraph, the audience responded with bursts of warm applause, especially those who were inspired, who applauded the most.

They agreed with what Jiang Yang said, if this behavior is not stopped, sooner or later.

"I don't compare to him. ”

"Don't compare?" Zhang Yuhao asked.

"Just get my 100 tables ready. Jiang Yang said.

"A hundred tables. ”

Jiang Yang said: "Yes, there are a hundred tables. ”

"How many people are invited?" Zhang Yuhao was curious.

"Just one person. ”

"Why is it just one person?" Zhang Yuhao felt that Jiang Yang was miserable.

"I have no friends, and I have no relatives. Jiang Yang's tone was not so arrogant, as if he also realized that it was not good for a loser.

"Don't you have a second uncle?"

Jiang Yang sighed: "Dealt with." ”

"What's going on?"

"I'll deal with it when I come back from the sea. Jiang Yang's sentence expresses the theme of his cross talk, which can be said to echo from beginning to end, such a person has no good results, but his understatement does not hinder the advancement of art.

"Good fellows. ”

"Anyway, someone who came was also my friend, and came to me with a cup, "Brother, they all say that I am a loser, and they are not willing to play with me, you come to look down on me, I have money, you say, you say what you plan to do, I will agree to you, I am willing to meet your requirements." Jiang Yang said affectionately.

"Okay. ”

Jiang Yang said: "As soon as I said that he was happy, "Don't say anything else, return the taxi to me." ”

"Black car driver!"

In the end, the cross talk ended here, but the applause in the audience had just begun, the rumbling applause hit the ears, Jiang Yang and Zhang Yuhao had never heard such warm applause, the third trial, it was the same as the Spring Festival Gala, and the audience was seated in place.

In this way, it is enough to imagine what kind of success this cross talk will be presented during the Spring Festival Gala, all the audience admires the artists on the stage, and all the directors are impressed by this cross talk, including stars and artists from all walks of life, who met Jiang Yang again and met this all-round talent.