Gao Ganglong smiled a little shyly.

He Xiangdong urged: "Don't laugh, let's perform one, sing one, dance one." ”

Xue Guo also said on the side: "If you really can't do it, you can also have a chest stone." ”

He Xiangdong glanced at Gao Ganglong a few times and said, "I think it's okay, he has big breasts, kid, your breasts are almost catching up with your Aunt Xue." ”

"Go. Xue Guo shouted angrily.

"Woo ......" the audience booed.

He Xiangdong wasn't finished yet, he rubbed his hands, licked his lips, and said with his eyebrows: "You don't know, that white, that big." ”

Xue Guo immediately rushed over, pushed He Xiangdong away, and said angrily: "I use you to say, I know it myself." ”

He Xiangdong was still unhappy: "What are you anxious about?"

Xue Guo snorted: "Nonsense, who shouldn't be in a hurry?"

He Xiangdong said inexplicably: "What's so urgent about this, I'm just popularizing physiological knowledge for everyone." ”

Xue Guo's whole person was not good: "Where is the physiological knowledge here?"

He Xiangdong touched his chest and said: "Breast enlargement, I am popularizing breast enlargement knowledge for female audiences." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "You still understand this." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Of course, otherwise how could your daughter-in-law be so big." ”

"Oh ......" The audience is about to die of disgust.

Xue Guo waved his hand: "Go, don't talk nonsense, you popularize knowledge belongs to popularize knowledge, don't say what you have or not." ”

He Xiangdong was a little more serious and said, "Okay, popularize knowledge, female comrades have their ears pricked up." ”

Many female viewers at the scene were a little embarrassed, but everyone pricked up their ears.

He Xiangdong said seriously: "According to the record of "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing", laughter can enlarge breasts, this has to be laughter, not laughter, not laughing with your mouth covered, you have to laugh out loud, the louder you laugh, the better. ”

The audience was puzzled and wondered.

Xue Guo also asked suspiciously, "Does this laughter have anything to do with breast enlargement?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Yes, there is an original text record in the Yellow Emperor's internal scriptures, which is clear. ”

Xue Guo frowned and asked, "What is the original text of this, you said to come and tell us." ”

He Xiangdong looked at the audience, paused for a moment, and said seriously and loudly: "The original text of the Yellow Emperor's Neijing records four words, and he is happy to raise the cup. ”

"Poof. ”

The audience burst out laughing.

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "What kind of thing, happy and sad?"

"Uh-huh. He Xiangdong nodded desperately.

Xue Guo was all happy: "This is the first time I've heard this word explained like this." ”

He Xiangdong also said: "This time I have seen it, right?"

The audience laughed again.

Gao Ganglong listened to it for a long time, and he couldn't hold it back, so he said, "Master, didn't you say that I would perform." ”

"Hahaha......" He Xiangdong laughed and said busily: "Oh, you are still on stage, I forgot about you." ”

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

Xue Guo was also laughing, and he also said, "Yes, your master and I thought you would have gone down a long time ago." ”

Gao Ganglong was about to cry, he, a big fat man of more than 180 pounds, was separated between them, they didn't even see it, do you want people to live?

He Xiangdong stretched out his hand and said, "Come on, come on, this contestant, please start your performance." ”

Xue Guo said, "Where did you learn all the witticisms?"

He Xiangdong said: "Just those talent shows, I see that the judges say so." ”

Xue Guo nodded: "It turned out to be a talent show, and there are a few good-looking ones recently." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then which one do you like to watch?"

Gao Ganglong was about to cry urgently: "Master, are you really unable to see me?"

He Xiangdong immediately said urgently: "Oh, yes, do you want to perform?"

Xue Guo also immediately hit a rake, and he scolded loudly: "Yes, do you want to act or not, why don't you speak for a long time?"

Gao Ganglong was stunned.

The audience laughed as they leaned forward and leaned back.

He Xiangdong pressed his hand: "Okay, okay, let's start the performance, don't talk from now on, let him perform." ”

Xue Guo didn't speak anymore, just looked at Gao Ganglong with a smile.

The audience was watching him.

As a result, Gao Ganglong said: "That...... So what am I playing?"

"Hey ......" He Xiangdong immediately beat his chest.

The audience was also very discouraged, they were all waiting to see him perform, but he came to say such a cowardly.

He Xiangdong straightened up, shook his head, and said helplessly: "Then you can break the boulder on your chest." ”

Xue Guo said: "Why do you always have a big stone in your chest." ”

Gao Ganglong finally chose the track on the verge of collapse, and he said: "Then I'll have a "Lover". ”

He Xiangdong was still very disappointed: "Oh, you don't play the chest stone?"

Xue Guo hurriedly stopped: "Let the child sing, don't mention your chest broken boulder." ”

After this time, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

He Xiangdong finally got serious, and said: "Okay, okay, don't break the boulder, come, sing, just sing to send the lover." ”

Gao Ganglong also held back for a long time, he cleared his throat, his voice was originally very soft, the most suitable for singing this kind of love and love thing, it would be very good.

"One doesn't make you worried, and the other doesn't make you worried.

Three, don't let you wear the wrong little sister's flower pocket.

The little sister's pocket is a golden chain,

Brother Lover's pocket is full of gold-plated hooks. ”

couldn't sing a word, the audience applauded, it was very good, it was very good.

He Xiangdong also nodded, and he also sang it when he sent his lover, but his voice was a little more masculine and a little harder, not as soft as Gao Ganglong, so he sang it with a different taste.

Now listening to Gao Ganglong's singing, He Xiangdong has a feeling that his eyes are bright, this child's voice is really suitable for singing this kind of small tune.

Not bad.

He Xiangdong also glanced at Xue Guo, he also saw the taste of appreciation in Xue Guo's eyes, He Xiangdong smiled, and Xue Guo also smiled at him.

Gao Ganglong continued to sing: "My little sister sent me Lang." ”

He Xiangdong took the initiative to lead the audience and shouted: "Yo yo." ”

The audience should also say, "Yo yo." ”

But the sound is uneven.

Gao Ganglong smiled, and then sang: "Sent to the east of the gate,

Just in time for this God, it is raining and windy.

It's good if the wind doesn't rain a little,

It was raining lightly, leaving my lang to stay a few more minutes. ”

Gao Ganglong sang: "The little sister sent me Lang." ”

The audience doesn't need He Xiangdong to lead, everyone is shouting: "Yo yo." ”

Gao Ganglong then sang: "Sent to the south of the gate,

I took out two large silver dollars from my waist.

This silver dollar bought my lang a train ticket,

This silver dollar bought my Lang a Chinese cigarette. ”

"My little sister gave me Lang. ”

"Yo yo. ”

……

This is the first time Gao Ganglong has performed on the big stage, although he only sang a small song, but it is very memorable.