Chapter 854: Teasing Gao Ganglong
The commercial performance of Henan Station was messed up by Gao Ganglong, and the actors behind were embarrassed, as soon as they introduced themselves, the audience was all shouting Gao Youcheng.
The actors on stage are really getting rid of their dogs, and they don't let people live this day?
The audience was very excited, coaxing one after another, very joyful, and the performance effect was also very good.
Later, when He Xiangdong came on the stage, he directly told the audience that he was also called Gao Youcheng, and he estimated that he himself could not be exempt from vulgarity, so instead of being pushed down by the audience, it was better to jump by himself.
All in all, the performance at the Henan station was very successful, and the audience was very excited and very happy. The actors on stage are also very excited and satisfied, if you don't consider the audience's random shouting of Gao Youcheng.
At the end of the six performances, it was already 11 o'clock, and the enthusiasm of the audience was still undiminished, and the applause and shouts were still very warm.
He Xiangdong and Xue Guo began to return, after the first paragraph, when they returned to the second stage, He Xiangdong called Gao Ganglong out.
He Xiangdong originally planned to do so, if Gao Ganglong performed well, then when he returned, he would call him out and say a few words to the audience, which would also give this kid a chance to see the big scene.
Gao Ganglong's performance has greatly surprised He Xiangdong, to be honest, now the audience is waiting to see Gao Ganglong's performance, the performance is almost over, Gao Ganglong has not come out yet, and the audience is in a hurry.
At this time, if He Xiangdong didn't call Gao Ganglong out, I'm afraid the audience would not be satisfied.
This kid is really capable.
The second time he returned, He Xiangdong returned to the stage, he glanced at the audience that was still full, and he said: "It's more than 11 o'clock, and there are still so many people in the audience, I especially want to ask, don't you have any home?"
Xue Guo was immediately unhappy, and hurriedly said, "What is this called?"
The audience burst into laughter.
He Xiangdong waved his hand and said: "I mean the audience is very supportive of us, you see that it is still snowing outside, and the house is still full of pits and valleys, this is true love cross talk." ”
Xue Guo nodded: "Yes." ”
He Xiangdong said to the audience: "Anyway, it's snowing heavily outside, if you don't leave in a hurry, we'll talk a little more." ”
"Good. The audience applauded.
He Xiangdong was also very happy, so he said: "It's all like this, otherwise we will also say that the TV station will not allow it to be broadcast." ”
"Wow......" The audience booed.
Xue Guo was also happy, and after laughing twice, he asked, "What is this TV station not allowed to broadcast?"
He Xiangdong smiled obscenely: "You'll know in a while, come, let's call a guy who doesn't dare to broadcast on the TV station first, come, Xiao Gao, come here." ”
Gao Ganglong had been waiting at the gate for a long time, and when he heard him called, he immediately came out with a smile on his face.
The audience saw that the fellow was coming, and the audience cheered, and the most showy thing in this performance was this kid.
Xue Guo had already given up his place in the table, and Gao Ganglong stood inside and bowed to the audience.
He Xiangdong said to the audience: "Everyone knows this one, right?"
The audience echoed in unison.
He Xiangdong looked helpless: "It's this grandson, our performance has not been less affected by his name." ”
"Hahaha......" Gao Ganglong laughed out loud, his laughter sharp.
"......" He Xiangdong was startled: "Are you going to bite someone?"
Xue Guo also said: "This is forgetting to tie the rope when you go out." ”
The audience also laughed and coaxed.
He Xiangdong sighed with emotion and stretched out his hand: "This is our cross talk actor from Xiangwen Society, and he is also your fellow villager in Henan, his name is ......"
He Xiangdong paused deliberately.
The audience shouted: "Gao Youcheng." ”
Gao Ganglong on the stage suddenly laughed so much that his eyes couldn't be found.
He Xiangdong was also very emotional, and asked, "You paid for it, right?"
Gao Ganglong just smiled.
He Xiangdong continued to joke about Gao Ganglong, and he said to the audience: "We just said that my apprentice is a TV station that dares to broadcast it. ”
Xue Guo held it and asked, "Yes, why is this?"
He Xiangdong said: "Because of pornography." ”
Gao Ganglong himself was stunned.
The audience was also stunned.
Xue Guo asked, "Why is this erotic?"
He Xiangdong pointed to Gao Ganglong's big round face and said, "Look at the big ass face of my apprentice, this is a vertical knife, this is an authentic ass." You have to play a mosaic on TV, otherwise you won't be allowed to broadcast it. ”
"Huh......" Xue Guo was startled, looked at Gao Ganglong's big round face, and pondered, "I don't think I can say that?"
He Xiangdong asked suspiciously, "What's the matter?"
Xue Guo gestured with his hand: "Pulling horizontally is also an authentic ass." ”
"Hahaha......" the audience laughed wildly.
He Xiangdong also pointed at Xue Guo with a smile and said, "It's still you who are bad." ”
Xue Guo also laughed.
Gao Ganglong has also been standing on the stage, he didn't interject the last sentence, he hasn't even said a serious cross talk on stage now, the stage experience is too shallow, he can't keep up with the rhythm of He Xiangdong and Xue Guo at all, he doesn't even have room to interject.
He Xiangdong was also enough to praise him, and made several jokes about him in a row, which was to deepen the impression of the audience. Who is Gao Youcheng, it is the big ass face in the Xiang Wen Society, and he is all horizontal and vertical.
This is the artistic image.
After the joke, He Xiangdong asked Gao Ganglong: "Xiao Gao, we are all here to play in your hometown, and the people sitting in the audience are also your fellow countrymen, we are on your territory." ”
Gao Ganglong suddenly said in his heart: "I have no money." ”
He Xiangdong was stunned.
The audience laughed.
Xue Guo said: "This is afraid of being eaten." ”
He Xiangdong also reprimanded with a straight face: "What is this called, is Master that kind of person?
"Hey?" Xue Guo screamed.
The audience laughed.
Gao Ganglong also laughed, he really admired his master and uncle in his heart, look at the level of others, it is really not covered, you can come to the burden casually, and the effect is so good.
Xue Guo also said to He Xiangdong: "You really love the child." ”
He Xiangdong touched his stomach and smiled shyly: "Be a teacher, but I'm not proud, I will continue to work hard." ”
Xue Guo said helplessly: "Okay, this stinky shameless." ”
He Xiangdong was a little more serious: "Xiao Gao, it's a simple matter if you don't have money, let's come to Henan to sell it." ”
"Huh?" Xue Guo shouted.
The audience laughs.
Xue Guo hurriedly said, "What are you selling?"
He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Performing arts, otherwise what do you think?"
"Woo ......" the audience coaxed.
Xue Guo choked enough, touched his nose and said embarrassedly: "I thought I was selling pears." ”
He Xiangdong laughed and said to Gao Ganglong: "Look at your uncle's dirty thoughts, don't learn from him." ”
Gao Ganglong nodded.
Xue Guo was stupid, and pointed at himself: "Me?"
He Xiangdong nodded hurriedly, and then said to Gao Ganglong: "We came to Henan to perform arts, and selling arts is naturally to make money." Now there are so many audiences who praise us, why don't you put on a show on stage? If the audience thinks it's good, applaud, applaud, won't you come with the money? ”
Xue Guo also responded: "Yes, this is a good idea. ”
He Xiangdong turned his head and asked Gao Ganglong: "Come, Xiao Gao, you can put on a small show for us." ”