Chapter 253: Giving His Wife and Son
He Xiangdong and Xue Guo's partner is actually a psychiatric master, the basic skills of both of them are very solid, and they have a natural tacit understanding, the two of them have never been on the field only about how to get into the work, and what is the bottom, no matter how great it is, it is to talk about a few baggage that may be difficult to understand, and the rest will not matter. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
There are really few cross talk actors in the cross talk industry who dare to do this, unless it is a show that has been said several times, otherwise other people who want to play must have to face the burden one by one, and even some are sentence by sentence to the past, and the group also requires rehearsal before going on the stage, this is a rule, each show must be rehearsed several times, no one dares to come like this.
These two people are really confident in their own strength.
The cross talk performance continued, and He Xiangdong was still blaming Xue Guo: "Look at your many rights and wrongs, you are cranky all day long." ”
Xue Guo pointed at himself: "Me?"
He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo with his finger and said, "It's not you, you know that you doubt my relationship with my sister-in-law, you, you." ”
Xue Guo was almost speechless: "It's my fault." ”
He Xiangdong hated iron and said: "Tell me what is the relationship between the two of us, ah, we grew up together and worked together in the art troupe when we grew up, how many years of friendship have you had, how can you think like this." ”
Xue Guo was speechless by He Xiangdong's grief and indignation.
He Xiangdong continued: "I still remember when I was young, the two of us were bullied by a group of older children. ”
"Yes. ”
He Xiangdong said: "Later, that group of people also lacked virtue and refused to let us go, so they pointed to a bunch of **** on the ground, and said that if you eat this thing, you can leave, you don't say a word, just lie on the ground......"
He raised his head to the east, pointed his hand, and then gave a thumbs up, making a look of admiration.
Xue Guo exclaimed in surprise, "Have you eaten it?"
He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "It's not all, you said a word after eating." ”
Xue Guo asked, "What did you say?"
He Xiangdong shouted: "One more lump." ”
"Ahh
The audience was laughing and the response was enthusiastic.
He Xiangdong gave him a thumbs up and said, "You are this." ”
Xue Guo slapped his hand away directly and said, "Don't come to this set, oh, I'm going to ****, why did you go?"
He Xiangdong said confidently: "Didn't they say that they would let us go after eating the cake, which is my duty." ”
Xue Guo sneered a few times: "This dare is my ****, you eat cake?"
He Xiangdong smiled and said: "What I'm talking about is this friendship between the two of us, good friendship, the two of us are definitely iron buddies, according to the words of the ancients, this is called one expensive and one cheap, friendship is to see, one death and one life, it is to see friendship." Passing through the house, the wife does not avoid it, this is the friendship of entrusting the wife and the child. ”
Ding Jinyang turned his head abruptly and looked at the stage in surprise.
Guo Yunchong was even more surprised to grow his mouth.
Giving his wife and children.
Giving up a wife and children?
It turned out to be a wife and a child!
How many years have you not been allowed to talk about the show, but these two people dare to say it here?
Ding Jinyang and Guo Yunchong didn't find out that it was this cross talk before, because He Xiangdong and Xue Guo changed the previous words.
The traditional mat talk of supporting his wife and children is to tease and praise him, ask where he lives, go into it step by step, from which district, which alley, which house, which room, which bed, and finally take advantage of him, saying that he sleeps with his daughter-in-law.
The traditional mat words of entrusting wives and children are like this, and then they enter the work as friends, He Xiangdong changed the mat words here, but the general meaning and routine have not changed, and the way to work is the same.
Ding Jinyang and Guo Yunchong didn't know that what they were talking about was this until He Xiangdong started to work.
He Xiangdong decided to talk to Xue Guo about entrusting his wife and children after lunch, and the program they prepared before was also a ready-made joke that had been arranged in the group before.
After entering the work, Xue Guo relaxed a lot, in fact, in the face of He Xiangdong's on-site grasp, he also had a lot of pressure to hang up casually, after all, he couldn't let the burden fall to the ground, now that he is working, the basic framework will not change, and he has a lot of bottom in his heart.
He asked: "What does this sentence mean, what does it mean to be expensive and cheap, and friendship is present?"
He Xiangdong asked rhetorically, "You don't know?"
Xue Guo shook his head: "I don't know." ”
He Xiangdong said: "Then let me explain to you, one is expensive and one is cheap, just make an analogy, for example, I am very poor, my family is very poor, and I can't help it, in that winter, it is more than 30 degrees below zero, and even the dogs dare not come out, and the cement on the ground is frozen and cracked." ”
"It's so cold. ”
"Yes, it's freezing, and I'm standing alone on the street, with no clothes to wear, a fertilizer bag on my upper body, and a shoelace on my lower body. ”
Xue Guo was puzzled: "Shoelaces, where are they tied?"
He Xiangdong said vaguely: "It's the easiest place to get hot." ”
"Ho ho ......" Xue Guo laughed a few times.
The audience also laughed obscenely, and there were several female employees, all middle-aged women, who were not taboo at all, and looked at He Xiangdong's crotch.
After a pause, Xue Guo said, "So miserable, then what are you doing on the road this winter?"
He Xiangdong said: "Looking for food, there is no food at home, and my wife and children are hungry at home." ”
Xue Guo said: "Oh, it's so miserable, then why don't they come out?"
He Xiangdong said with a bitter face: "There is no way, there are no clothes at home, just this set on me, whoever goes out will wear it." ”
"Huh, you have a fertilizer bag and a shoelace?"
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, isn't this a problem, come out and find something to eat." ”
Xue Guo asked again: "Then are you looking for it?"
He Xiangdong shook his head and sighed: "No, it's cold, and the coffin shop won't even open, where is there anything to eat." ”
"So what to do?"
He Xiangdong said: "There is no way, I can only go to the garbage room to rummage through the garbage." ”
Xue Guo's face wrinkled: "Hey, it's not dirty." ”
He Xiangdong was about to cry: "There is no way, there is no edible garbage in the garbage room, that is, we are in Inner Mongolia, and there is cow dung here in the garbage room." ”
"Huh, you're going to eat cow dung?"
He Xiangdong said: "There is no way, it is impossible to starve to death, but there is a good side." ”
"What?"
He Xiangdong said: "There is cow dung, so you don't have to worry about it this winter." ”
"Ouch. Xue Guo was clapping his hands and kicking his legs, with an awkward expression on his face, he was almost disgusted to death. ”
The few people in Hala Station laughed, the scene is like this, the point that the audience is most interested in, saying that the effect of cow dung is definitely better than others, and the people of Inner Mongolia use cow dung as fuel. (To be continued.) )