Chapter 812: Second Battalion Commander, Where's My Italian Artillery?

It is a well-known fact that the famous North American film critic Locke Robert has always disliked China.

Over the years, every time a Chinese film was released in North America, Locke Robert was always the first to stand up and criticize the movie as worthless before it was released.

There are indeed not too many successful examples of Chinese films in North America in the past, so Locke Robert has always been very happy.

But since the two movies "Transformers" and "Iron Man" exploded at the North American box office, Rock Robert's bad reviews of the two movies before are often slapped in the face by others.

So that disgusted Locke Robert even more.

In the previous so-called theory of the Chinese threat, Locke Robert also jumped up and down in it.

According to the words of Chinese netizens, an unrepentant person like Rock Robert is in North America, and if he is in China, he will definitely not survive the first episode in the TV series.

When the Minion movie plan was announced before, Locke Robert was also the first to stand up and sneer, and now that the promotional video for "Kung Fu Panda" has come out, where will Locke Robert sit still?

"I know that Huaguo has a unique culture called martial arts, and I still remember watching an imported Huaguo martial arts movie "Seven Swords", and when I watched it, I almost fell asleep. ”

"I don't know what kind of understanding of movies is for Chinese filmmakers, for a commercial movie, at least people have to understand it, but looking at Chinese martial arts movies, released in North America, the most people say is, hey, what is that?"

"Martial arts culture may be very popular in China, but sorry, it's only Chinese, just like language, Chinese movies are not Hollywood movies, they have been trying to export their unique culture to North America, but Chinese is not the world. ”

"Kung Fu Panda? Look at the name of the movie, I admit it's funny, but do Chinese people make cartoons? It's still a 3D animated movie, and it's a kung fu movie dressed as an animal? It's funny, isn't it?"

"To use a Chinese proverb, you want to run before you learn to walk. ”

""Kung Fu Panda" might be more acceptable if it were changed to "Animal Fights", wouldn't it?"

However, Locke Robert did not expect his article to have the opposite effect.

Especially because Locke Robert belittled Chinese movies as always, but he was slapped in the face continuously.

If it were placed in the era when the print media was the mainstream, perhaps Locke Robert could be regarded as one of the professional film critics, and his influence would still be there.

However, in the Internet age, the younger generation is the most contemptuous of authority, especially when authoritative and professional people still adhere to the same views after being slapped in the face continuously.

Many netizens on the Internet have seen Locke Robert's comment, but there are few supporters.

It's more of a mocking mockery of Locke Robert.

Rock Robert said that "Transformers" is a movie that only young children can watch, and as a result, "Transformers" won the weekly box office in North America for three consecutive weeks. And what about "Kung Fu Panda"? It's hard not to wonder if Rock Robert took the PR fee for "Kung Fu Panda." ”

"Pandas are very cute, kung fu pandas are cute and cool, and Master Raccoon is very funny, but because it is the first 3D animated film imported from China, I was a little hesitant at first, but after reading Mr. Locke Robert's comments, I decided that I must watch the movie after it was released, because Mr. Locke Robert said the same thing before the release of "Transformers" and "Iron Man". ”

"As long as Mr. Locke is not optimistic about a Chinese movie, it must be a good movie, and it is worth watching. ”

"Pandas, praying mantises, cranes, snakes, and monkeys can actually do kung fu, so cool, animal fights? And they fight with kung fu, wow, it's even cooler!"

"This is a kind of discrimination, I don't understand why Locke likes to criticize Huaguo movies every time, although as an American imperialist, I don't want to admit it, but the truth is that you can't look at Huaguo with the old eyes, and this is the work of the screenwriter of Huaguo's magical Ye, I don't believe that the movie of the magical Ye who can come up with such amazing ideas as the dream era mobile phone a few years ago will be so bad. ”

is even more disgusting, netizens directly posted a screenshot of Locke Robert's INS information.

Then leave a message below: I'm sure Locke Robert must have collected a PR fee, otherwise he wouldn't have said that, I don't believe you can just look at the screenshots, this is the evidence.

When netizens saw the screenshot, they were immediately happy.

Because in this screenshot, it actually shows the information released by Locke Robert using the Dream Age 2 mobile phone.

"It turns out that Mr. Robert, Locke, is also a dream fan, and we blame you......"

And this comment and screenshot were translated by Chinese students and sent back to China, and Chinese netizens were also happy.

"Second Battalion Commander, where the fuck are your Italian artillery?"

"The commander of the second battalion pulled the Italian guns back and almost wounded the friendly ones by mistake, and Mr. Locke Robert was so naughty that he almost got wounded by mistake when he hid so deeply. ”

"After a long time, it turned out to be a friendly army, I'll wipe it. ”

"666666, it turned out to be my own people. ”

"Second Battalion Commander, what the hell is your aiming? Is it a friendly army? Don't open fire, you almost accidentally injured Dream Fan. ”

"I wiped it, it turned out to be an undercover agent of our army, and I almost got injured by mistake if I didn't say it earlier. ”

"I officially announce that Mr. Rock Robert has won the Academy Award for Best Undercover Agent!"

......

Locke Robert was embarrassed to find that he was actually exposed, he is not a dream fan, it's just that the dream era mobile phone is really easy to use, as a person with identity, if you use other brands of smartphones, it will inevitably lose your identity, so Locke Robert bought a dream era mobile phone for the first time, but he didn't expect to become the object of ridicule by netizens.

He found bitterly that the more he scolded, the greater the counterproductive effect.

And then "Kung Fu Panda" was released, although it was not as swept as "Transformers" and "Iron Man", but for a 3D animated film produced by China, and it is also a movie with Chinese characteristics, the box office in North America in the first week was as high as 60 million US dollars.

This has been a great success, and the success of "Kung Fu Panda" once again confirms the fact that Locke Robert is an undercover agent.

As for the evaluation of "Kung Fu Panda", the praise of other film critics is as high as 78%, which is already a very good data.

And "Kung Fu Panda" in China, although the box office did not exceed 100 million on the first day, the box office of 80 million on the first day also set a record for Chinese animated films, the key is that the influence of this movie is very different.