The monkey nodded, and said that my words made sense. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I thought bullshit, but I was just talking nonsense.

I looked at the sky for a while, the old Wang's family was too poor, there was no TV, and my mobile phone was also taken away by the old man's master, and there was nothing valuable on me.

It's really boring, so I took out the Taoist books and read them, as the saying goes, live to be old and learn to be old.

By nine o'clock, I slept alone, and the reason why I didn't sleep with the monkey was that this guy was always snoring and couldn't sleep.

I dragged this guy to another room to sleep, but when I slept until 11 o'clock, I felt that my ears were always cold and swishing, as if someone was always blowing on my ears, which made me very uncomfortable.

When I opened my eyes, I looked behind me, and at this look, I saw a bare-bottomed child, looking at me with a grin.

When he saw that I had woken up, the child stuck out his tongue at me and immediately ran out of the room.

I thought to myself that the children of this and that family don't sleep in the middle of the night and come out to fool people.

As soon as I was too lazy to pay attention to him, my door opened, and the monkey looked at me.

"You kid doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing in my house? I said with a slight frown.

The monkey scratched his head, looked at me, then looked to the left and right for a while, and asked softly, "Senior brother, have you seen a child with a bare buttocks?" ”

I hummed softly, said I saw it, and pointed behind the door and said, "He's ......."

Before I could finish speaking, I stopped, looked carefully for a while, the little boy was gone, I was a little puzzled in my heart, without thinking about it, I immediately got up from the bed and walked behind the door, "I was still here just now, why can't I see it." ”

"I saw him just now, bare-assed, always blowing into my ear, blowing me cold. The monkey whispered.

Listening to the monkey's words, I hurriedly turned on the light and found that the monkey's face was very white, like a dead man's face.

"I'll wipe it, what's wrong with your face!" I exclaimed.

The monkey frowned slightly, "What's the matter, I just woke up, and I may have eye droppings in my eyes." ”

"Eye peat, come and see for yourself. "I took the gossip bronze mirror in my backpack and gave it to the monkey so that the monkey could see it for himself.

The monkey looked at it, his eyes couldn't help but widen, his face showed a frightened expression, his hand couldn't help but let go, and he almost broke the bronze mirror, "My dear mother! What's going on with my face, senior brother." ”

"Don't worry, wait for me to open the sun. I gently patted the monkey on the shoulder.

I think of the Taoist so-called Taoist technique of opening the heavenly eye, the heavenly eye is the ghost eye, there are several kinds of Taoist heavenly eyes, the first heavenly eye can only see some little ghosts and evil spirits, and the later heavenly eye can see the yin and evil qi.

I immediately spoke: "The sky is blue and the earth is bright, the yin is turbid and the yang is green, open my eyes, the yin and yang are clear, and the Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law." ”

After reciting this curse, I immediately picked it up, prepared it, and the cow's tears dripped into my eyes.

His eyes looked at the monkey, and when he looked over, he saw that the two yang fires on the monkey's shoulders were gone, and there was only one yang fire on the top of his head.

When I saw this, I was very anxious, people have three fires, two on their shoulders, and one on their heads, if all three fires are extinguished, the soul will return to the underworld.

So in my hometown, when I was a child, an old man often said to me that when you walk on the village road at night and hear others calling your name, you must not agree, pretend not to know, walk quickly to the front, and more importantly, don't look back.

Because you only have to turn around, you may be blown out by the evil spirits on the side of the road to extinguish your yang fire, and then come up to you.

If you want to have three yang fires, ordinary ghosts don't dare to enter at all.

But now that the monkey's three yang fires have been extinguished, fortunately this guy is up, otherwise it would be over.

After thinking about it for a while, I immediately knew that the reason should be that the child blew the monkey's yang fire.

That child was not a living child at all, but a ghost baby.

The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't help but feel a chill on my back, thinking that I had almost fallen into the way of the ghost baby.

"Alright, don't panic, come over and drink the spirit rune paper. I whispered.

He took out two pieces of rune paper, burned them on a small bowl, got some water and put them in, and gave them to the monkey to drink.

As soon as the monkey drank it, I heard a voice, help, help.

The sound came from the village road, and when I heard it, I immediately asked the monkey to come with me to see what was going on.

I didn't even have any clothes on my upper body, so I put on a big pants and rushed over.

When I rushed over, I saw a middle-aged aunt rushing towards our side, and when I saw the middle-aged aunt, I immediately walked over, holding the middle-aged aunt's hand, and I hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"My boss is dying. "The middle-aged aunt is running too fast and her speech is not clear.

Fortunately, my ear power is okay, I stretched out my hand and patted the middle-aged aunt's back and asked what was going on.

"I've got to get a doctor, I've got to get a doctor. ”

The middle-aged aunt was obviously panicked.

I grabbed the middle-aged aunt and asked what was going on.

After I kept asking, the middle-aged aunt followed up, saying that his wife was crazy and jumping around the house, like a dancing god, and singing songs that he didn't understand.

I hurriedly grabbed the middle-aged aunt and asked her to take me to see it, saying that her husband was evil, and if he was evil, please ask the doctor to be useful.

Then I followed the middle-aged aunt and said that my Taoist identity, the middle-aged aunt immediately took me out towards the house.

After the middle-aged aunt ran all the way, shouting loudly along the way, most of the people in the village came to watch.

Seeing that so many villagers have rushed over, my heart is more or less touched, if you want to change to a big city, don't talk about your voice, just say that you use a big radio to say, and others don't bother to come and take a look.

As the old saying goes, it's not about you.

"Little master, where my home is. The middle-aged aunt said.

I don't need to say anything about the middle-aged aunt, I know where her home is, and I can hear the sound of singing in the village road.

I followed the middle-aged aunt into the house, and I saw a middle-aged man, standing on the table, holding an orchid finger in his hand, and walking small steps, looking upwards, looking up at a forty-five degree angle, the key thing is that this middle-aged man is only wearing a pair of underwear, not wearing anything, is a very strong middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man opened his mouth and sang, and the first word he sang almost startled me, "A thousand cups, a smile and grievances." Dream streamer, Si Hua Nian, a song of Qing Song, speechless. Sigh red dust, wind and rain road three thousand. The song is not over, the people have dispersed, the world is independent and sleepless.