I thought to myself, where is this middle-aged man jumping god, obviously being ghosted. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

And it's a ghost with a lot of background.,Just now Jing and the middle-aged aunt bragged.,And said I can solve it.,Change a little ghost.,Maybe I can beat him so that he can't find the southeast, northwest, but the ghost in front of me can obviously beat me so that I can't find the southeast, northwest.。

"What's the matter, senior brother, how can this man sing a woman's voice, it's really good. The monkey looked at me incomprehensibly and scratched his head.

Waiting for the middle-aged man to finish singing, the monkey was still like a fool, clapping his hands and saying hello loudly.

My head is full of sweat, and I really want to kick the monkey in one go.

After the middle-aged man finished singing, he jumped off the table, pinched the orchid finger in his hand, giggled, and stretched out his hand to cover his mouth while laughing, just like the shy little daughter-in-law.

"Have you brought the portrait of Zhong Kui?" I said to the monkey in a low voice.

The monkey said that he had taken it, and it was in the backpack, which the old man had put in the backpack at that time.

I quickly pushed the monkey and asked him to hurry up and bring it to me, and the monkey nodded and immediately ran over.

I stared at the middle-aged man with both eyes, and there were more and more people next to me, and I stretched out my hand and kept pointing at the middle-aged man and talking.

But looking at the evil nature of the middle-aged man, no villager dared to go over, and his face was very flustered.

The monkey ran over quickly, I opened the backpack and looked at it, and my brows couldn't help frowning, "Where is Zhong Kui's portrait?"

The monkey also touched his head, as if he thought of something, and said to me with some embarrassment: "I forgot, I took the portrait of Zhong Kui to wipe my buttocks, Uncle Wang's house has no paper, I was in a hurry, I ...... if I can't help it."

I really want to slap the monkey in the face, Zhong Kui's portrait you take to wipe your ass, what do you let Zhong Kui think, if he knows, he has to take your life.

At this time, the middle-aged man began to sing again, "The sound of the sword and halberd is hoarse, who will take you to see the fight outside the city, the blood of the seven-fold gauze clothes is splashed with white yarn, and the soldiers are not sent by the six armies under the city, who knows that goodbye is life and death." ”

The singing was sonorous and powerful, and I couldn't help but say out loud in my heart that I sang well.

But apparently it wasn't the time to applaud, so I immediately walked over, thinking that in a while, the soul of the middle-aged man would be taken away by the singing female ghost.

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't have a way to deal with ghosts, so I scratched my scalp and immediately thought of a way, holding a peachwood sword in my hand, and shouted at the middle-aged man: "Bang! Bold little ghost! Seeing that Ben Zhong Kui is not happy to retreat from the mortal body, he still dares to make waves!"

Being scolded by me like this, not only the middle-aged man was stunned, but even the monkey next to him and the surrounding villagers were stunned, looking at me with two hundred and five eyes, just like looking at a fool.

I also feel a little helpless in my heart, I can't deal with it by force, I can only use my brain, I hope this female ghost's IQ is not too high.

The middle-aged man didn't continue singing, but he was still pinching his orchid finger and walked towards me, my eyes were fixed on the middle-aged man, and his body didn't move.

The middle-aged man turned around me, his eyes kept staring at me, he looked at me several times, pinched his orchid fingers, pointed at me and sang: "You are Zhong Kui, why don't you have a beard." ”

"I'm Zhong Kui without a beard, and my beard has just been shaved!" I sang along.

I don't think I'm stupid, like a two-hundred-five.

The middle-aged man suddenly laughed, his face immediately became gloomy and terrifying, and the woman's voice came out of his mouth, "You are a Taoist priest, don't lie to me." ”

Seeing that I was recognized by the female ghost, I didn't pretend to go down, holding a peach wood sword in my hand, with a fierce face, the peach wood sword pointed at the female ghost, "Since you can see it, why don't you retreat, do you want this way to beat you to the ground!"

Don't care if it's useful or not, let's talk about bragging first, in case this female ghost is scared away.

The middle-aged man giggled strangely, didn't follow me nonsense, Orchid pointed at me, and said in a weird way: "Take your life!"

After saying this, the middle-aged man immediately jumped up, jumping very high, like a spring under his feet.

The villagers next to him saw the middle-aged man jumping so high, and they were shocked for a while, and they were secretly surprised.

I hurriedly faced the monkey and asked the monkey to invite these villagers out, in the house, the middle-aged man was obviously possessed by a female ghost, this fight, the six relatives did not recognize it at all, if it hurt the villagers, it would be bad.

The monkey immediately nodded and invited the villagers, some of whom were brave and fat, and did not leave at all, but watched from the sidelines.

I wasn't in the mood to care about him, so I picked up the peachwood sword, and I rushed over, and the peachwood sword was aimed at the middle-aged man's face.

Before I could stab it, the middle-aged man raised his hand and grabbed my peachwood sword tightly.

I was shocked, thinking that this middle-aged man dared to grab my peachwood sword, take a closer look, how can this middle-aged man not have any, the peachwood sword is a thing of yin and yang, and it is very powerful to treat zombie ghosts.

"Giggles, it's clear that he is a little Taoist priest who doesn't enter the stream, and he still wants to scare this immortal girl, it's really ridiculous, didn't your master tell you that the immortal is possessed, and any yin and yang weapons are useless?" the middle-aged man giggled and said, and threw a wink at me as he spoke.

As soon as the female ghost said this, I remembered that the female ghost grabbed my peach wood sword with the middle-aged man's hand, not her own hand, so it didn't have any effect on her.

"A female ghost is a female ghost, and she dares to call herself a fairy girl, I'm sorry!" I said coldly, quickly stretched out my hand, took out this piece of spirit rune paper from my pocket, and wanted to stick it to the middle-aged man's forehead, only by kicking the female ghost out of the middle-aged man's body, my peachwood sword will have an effect on the female ghost.

The female ghost watched the movement of my hand, as if she knew what I wanted to do, let go of the hand that grabbed the peachwood sword, leaned over to me, stretched out her hand, and quickly grabbed my wrist.

The middle-aged man licked his lips and giggled again, "Since you are so ignorant of lifting, then don't blame this fairy aunt, let you die without a place to be buried." ”

After saying this, the middle-aged man raised his right shoulder and slammed it into my chest, and at the same time raised his hand and slapped his palm on the shoulder where it hit me.

Directly knocked me away, and I fell to the ground hard, and there was a hot pain in my chest.

Before I could stand up, the female ghost grabbed the iron stool next to me and smashed it against my head.

Cold sweat broke out on my forehead, and I was about to hit the female ghost in the head, and my head was opened by the female ghost.

I hurriedly rolled to the side, and as soon as I rolled over, there was a clanging sound next to me, and the floor was smashed, and I thought to myself that this female ghost was really ruthless......