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"It's very important," the inspector forcibly pressed down the mouthful of phlegm that had just been squeezed into his throat, "He revised Zhen Shuai's reincarnation procedure. As long as he pretends to be forced in the yang world, he will die again and come to the underworld. ”

"What, still coming?" Hades picked up the remote control and wanted to press pause, but accidentally pressed on the volume amplification.

At this moment, the male protagonist in the movie shouted loudly: FUCK!

This voice, that sound, fully expressed the mood of Hades at the moment.

Hades glanced appreciatively at the large screen, then found it, pressed the pause button, and stood up.

Of course, Hades believed the words of the Chacha Division. This old judge can be regarded as the most upright person in the underworld, and his attitude towards the big and small things in the underworld is more serious than that of the king of Hades, and the worst thing is to joke and never tell half a lie.

It is a pity that the Inspectorate is too upright to be flexible. It is not wrong to find and recognize the problem, but if you want to solve the problem found, Hades has to ask for another master.

Therefore, the king of Hades used ghost electricity to send the other three judges over and went to the small study to discuss countermeasures.

The Division of Rewarding the Good and the Division of Punishing the Evil, over the years, have been fighting with the people in the yang world to fight their eyes, see the problem relatively comprehensively, and have more ghost ideas. From the words left by the chief programmer, they analyzed his sinister intentions: to summon Zhen Shuai back, turn the underworld upside down, and make the chickens and dogs restless.

According to Zhen Shuai's performance during this time in the underworld, they have every reason to believe that soon after Zhen Shuai returned to the yang world, he couldn't help but pretend to say big words, and then, when his big words were proved to be pretending to be forced, Zhen Shuai would respond to the setting of the reincarnation procedure, encounter sudden death, and return to the underworld.

If they want to intervene, they can think of a way in three stages:

In the first stage, stop Zhen Shuai before he pretended to be forced or said big words;

In the second stage, Zhen Shuai's big words have come out, but before the cash date arrives, find a way to help him achieve it, that is, it is awesome rather than pretending;

In the third stage, it has been proved that Zhen Shuai is pretending to be forced to monitor 24 hours a day to prevent him from accidentally dying.

It is best to interfere in the first stage, but the rules of the prefecture cannot interfere with and restrict the freedom of speech of the living, and the desire to speak big can only be suppressed through persuasion or inducement by the people around Zhen Shuai. It's just that, judging from his performance in the underworld, the king of Hades and the four major judges are not optimistic about control at this stage.

In the third stage, they are forcibly going against the sky, and they have little confidence.

Analyzing and analyzing, they found that they could only make a fuss about the second stage. That is to say, after Zhen Shuai said every big word that he pretended to be forced, they went to use all the resources that the government could mobilize to help him achieve it.

Hades could not accept this result, but it was a reality.

This matter naturally has to be handed over to Judge Cui to handle. Hades specially advised that although the focus is on the second stage, the first and third stages should also be equipped with additional manpower, which can block a little bit.

After the meeting, Hades left the inspection department alone and asked him to go to a comprehensive investigation to see if there were similar deadly rules in the underworld, and if they could be modified, they should be modified as soon as possible. In addition, he also issued a secret order to the inspector that if anyone in the yang world wants to come over in the future, the inspector must first verify whether this person has pretended to be forced before his death, if not, try to give him a chance, otherwise, even if that person has been dismantled, he can't die!

Hades also wanted the inspector to optimize the complicated office process of the underworld, but the inspector knelt down for him, kowtowed, and said that the law of the ancestors was immutable, and could only be supplemented and refined, and it could never be deleted.

Hades was bored, so he had to throw out the inspector as well, so as not to be upset.

Leaving the Hades Mansion, the Division of Rewarding the Good and the Division of Punishing the Evil did not go home directly, but found Meng Fo, handed him the secretly recorded "meeting minutes", and conveyed the spirit of the latest meeting.

After hearing this, Meng Fo was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was expressionless.

He said to the two judges, "You have bothered with this matter. Rest assured, I will keep the IOU confidential and will not collect it. As long as my handsome brother Zhen is famous in the yang world, I will take it out and give it to the two of you to tear up, how about it?"

In the final analysis, despite their great strength, this handle is still in the hands of Meng Fo.

The Division of Rewarding the Good and the Division of Punishing the Evil were somewhat unhappy in their hearts, but it was not good to attack on the spot, so they had to arch their hands and leave in a huff.

Let's go back and take a look at Zhen Shuai in the yang world.

Because he had already slept before, Zhen Shuai got up early the next day and went to the playground for a run for the first time. Then, with a poor sense of balance, he routinely fell and chewed, broke his head, and his face was covered with blood, and he had to go to a nearby hospital to deal with it, but when he was out of school, he crashed into a tattered tricycle......

The unlucky Zhen Shuai got up early in the morning, but rushed to a late meeting.

He was late for class, even though only a few minutes late.

When he walked into the classroom with a suit of gauze and almost tripped over, almost everyone laughed, including the teacher.

There were two people who didn't laugh, one was Zhen Shuai and the other was Qin Xiao. The former is disgraced, and the latter is sad.

Today's first two classes are math, and they are going to be taken consecutively, and the teacher plans to conduct a preliminary exam. When Zhen Shuai arrived, the rolls were almost finished.

Zhen Shuai stumbled to his seat, only to find that his chair was missing.

"Report, teacher, my chair is missing!" Today's Zhen Shuai's voice was unusually loud, but it caused more and bigger laughter.

"You can't even find a place to copy, don't you take the same exam?" Otherwise, take the paper and go back to the dormitory to do it!" someone teased him in the back.

Someone immediately coaxed: "Yes, Mr. Wang, for the sake of his injury, let him go back and do it!"

"You want to rebel!" Teacher Wang put away his smile, slapped it the lectern, and roared angrily, "Whoever stole the chair, return it to him quickly!"

No one answered.

After a while, Zhong Yudang, the fattest person in the class, weighing nearly 200 pounds, stood up, scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "I didn't steal his chair, but when I came this morning, I accidentally tripped and sat on his chair...... Falling apart. ”

Yes, Zhong Yudang's chair is a special iron bench, Zhen Shuai's usually creaking chair, how can it support him to sit hard.

Although Zhong Yudang's words were also funny, no one coaxed them. He is the third generation of officials, and it is already rare to be able to deign to study here and become classmates with everyone, who is embarrassed to laugh at him.

Teacher Wang was a little difficult to ride a tiger, so he had to fight Zhen Shuai's idea: "Or, Zhen Shuai, you go back to the dormitory to rest first?"

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Why?" Zhen Shuai seemed to suddenly regain the feeling he had when he was in the underworld, he slapped his hand the table next to him, and shouted loudly, "I must take this test, and I must get a full score and be the first in the exam." ”

So soon to start pretending!

In the underworld, Judge Cui, who was nervously watching the "live broadcast", didn't swallow a mouthful of water and was almost choked to death.